I wish my wife was this dirty
still makes me giggle though :giggle:
also liked a t shirt I saw a biker wearing. On the back it said 'If you can read this, the bitch fell off'
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I would never 'flash' at them 
I would never go and get them in a snow storm and bring them back for dinner / shower/ bed
I would never drive 20 miles to find someone in a layby with beer as he couldn't leave his lorry.
I would never take my top off on a hot day and drive just in my bra, and then watch the lorry drivers looking in their mirrors as I drivee past
No not me
:P
I would never go and get them in a snow storm and bring them back for dinner / shower/ bed
I would never drive 20 miles to find someone in a layby with beer as he couldn't leave his lorry.
I would never take my top off on a hot day and drive just in my bra, and then watch the lorry drivers looking in their mirrors as I drivee past
No not me
:P
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I would never 'flash' at them
I would never go and get them in a snow storm and bring them back for dinner / shower/ bed
I would never drive 20 miles to find someone in a layby with beer as he couldn't leave his lorry.
I would never take my top off on a hot day and drive just in my bra, and then watch the lorry drivers looking in their mirrors as I drivee past
No not me
:P
And i thought you were quiet and shy like me.....
How foolish!!!!
Quote by Sarah
I would never 'flash' at them
I would never go and get them in a snow storm and bring them back for dinner / shower/ bed
I would never drive 20 miles to find someone in a layby with beer as he couldn't leave his lorry.
I would never take my top off on a hot day and drive just in my bra, and then watch the lorry drivers looking in their mirrors as I drivee past
No not me
:P
Classic :thumbup: We really need to car share at some point.... ;)
Quote by Steve_Mids
There's the old one written on a very dirty van
I wish my wife was this dirty
I have seen that on a cpl of occasions and once on a vehicle that was in for repair where I work.......Underneath I wrote
She Is
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: another coffee-splattered moniter
Quote by Sarah
I would never 'flash' at them
I would never take my top off on a hot day and drive just in my bra, and then watch the lorry drivers looking in their mirrors as I drivee past
No not me
:P
Nor me :angel:
I've never let my wrap skirt fall open as I'm driving along just in case someone sees my stocking tops
I was with my ex gf once (she was driving) and we were following behind one of those army trucks that are open at the back and the lads were sitting on bench seats. After some bra flashing I showed them my boobs and they were appreciative - I was too shy to do anything more than that. This was about 7 years ago though! :twisted:
I was once out Dogging and there was a driver parked up with a sign saying "COUPLES ONLY" in his window... good on him I thought - you get what you ask for in this life :thumbup:
However, personally I love a challenge and I took great pleasure in pointing out the sign to him an hour later when I was in his cab with him :rascal:
I read here ages ago that someone had seen a plumbers van "Khan & Sons" and their company logo on the side of the van was "You've tried the cowboys, now try the indians!" Brilliant :P
However, personally I love a challenge and I took great pleasure in pointing out the sign to him an hour later when I was in his cab with him :rascal:
I read here ages ago that someone had seen a plumbers van "Khan & Sons" and their company logo on the side of the van was "You've tried the cowboys, now try the indians!" Brilliant :P
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Saw this written on the back of an articulated lorry yesterday :
Don't be shy, show some thigh !
It made me think about my brother who is a HGV-LDLD who often recounts tales of how female drivers often "flash" at him as they overtake.
Wondered what other amusing, offensive or original scribblings have other SH members spotted on their travels...
De_sade
I don't know much about writing on vans, but trucker flashing I can comment on.
Well spending 2 years driving home from London in Friday rush hour traffic, how else do you pass the time?
the two best things ive seen on the back of a truck were...
spend a night with the driver, he's dirtier than this truck!
no i didnt!!
and the other was....
powered by 480 horses... driven by 1 donkey. :shock:
hehehe and no i didnt stop to find out then either...
god im slacking in my duties!
spend a night with the driver, he's dirtier than this truck!
no i didnt!!
and the other was....
powered by 480 horses... driven by 1 donkey. :shock:
hehehe and no i didnt stop to find out then either...
god im slacking in my duties!
Quote by H-x
I think I'm being a bit naive, I didn't realise lory drivers could see you when you were driving, . . . . .
H.x
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
As soon as I get back to work, I'll try find a run down to S Wales and see if I can't explain it to you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by H-x
I think I'm being a bit naive, I didn't realise lory drivers could see you when you were driving, or is this when you're a passenger and on thier side of the road?
H.x
H.................we / they can see pretty much everything its a funny angle to view things from and you'd be amazed how much you can see or alter your view just by drifting to one side or the other or altering your speed :rascal:
However you can see sod all of the truck driver hence I once drove stark nekked for 3 hours for a bet and was only caught out by the odd coach storming past
ops: Quote by H-x
I think I'm being a bit naive, I didn't realise lory drivers could see you when you were driving, or is this when you're a passenger and on thier side of the road?
H.x
I didn't realise either till dammie told me last year.
Apparently they can see you in the driving seat and will honk the horn or flash their lights if they see a bit of thigh.
I always wondered why they did that. A few times I've pulled into the services because I thought they were trying to tell me I had a flat tyre or something :doh:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I think I'm being a bit naive, I didn't realise lory drivers could see you when you were driving, or is this when you're a passenger and on thier side of the road?
H.x
I didn't realise either till dammie told me last year.
Apparently they can see you in the driving seat and will honk the horn or flash their lights if they see a bit of thigh.
I always wondered why they did that. A few times I've pulled into the services because I thought they were trying to tell me I had a flat tyre or something :doh:
I thought that was 'cos I was driving badly or something.
Are my blonde roots showing?
H.x
Quote by H-x
I thought that was 'cos I was driving badly or something.
Are my blonde roots showing?
H.x
Your not the only one to be mistaken I once took a female friend away with me for the week and the truck I had at the time had 3 horn buttons on the steering wheel and every time I rested a map on it one of the fookin things would activate (normally the loudest as well
) She noticed this and proclaimed that must be why they always peep at me when I drive past it must be an accident............I informed her that it wasn't but more so her habit of hitching her skirt up to her thighs whilst she was driving :rascal: 
Master of Sex
well i love to show my tits off adams a bus driver and so feel its only kind to give all those people whos job is driving a little treat
it always make them smile hehehe
it always make them smile hehehe
I've just dragged this from a thread I wrote last year
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . . But it’s true to say, car drivers give me the most entertainment. Especially the ladies. BUT - today I’ve done 520kms mostly in the sun.
And I’ve only seen one pair of very nice thighs, but oh what a treat they were and unusually; accompanied by a great cleavage. (Claire, you weren’t on the M62 today were you? Looked very much like your avatar) Mmmmm. In the same car too! ! And in a traffic jam ! !
Now ladies, don’t get me wrong. I’m not a dirty lecherous old git. Honest. I don’t even own a raincoat. I just appreciate natural beauty. When I look down into a car and see a short skirt or one that’s riding up a little, it’s with an admiring glance, not a leer. Even when the glance lingers. And I know that not all the ladies are offended because of the wry little smiles, open laughing and little waves that often occur and it is fairly obvious to a truck when a car adjusts it’s pace or doesn’t close up the one in front in a jam; just enough to stay in view. They’re usually the ones that wave through the back window as the jam clears.
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So, Ladies. Here’s a request. Please wear more skirts/dresses. When you overtake a truck don’t be in such a rush. A slight backing off really will make no difference to your overall journey time. It might be me you’re passing. If it is me; I promise, it’s an admiring glance. Much like you pausing outside a shop window when you see something pleasing to the eye. And; you could be happy in the knowledge; you might have just brightened an otherwise shitty day for a lonely(?) horned up truck driver – ME !!
Btw. You can tell the difference between a leer and admiring glance by the noise we make. An admiring glance is sometimes (from me) accompanied by a toot toot toooot and possibly flash flash flaaaash as you pass. As apposed to an ill-mannered arse leaning on his macho 36†air horns.
520km.
<Now where was I?>
