The Guy who discovered milk....
What exactly was he doing with the cow in the first place.......!!!!!!!! :shock:
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The Guy who discovered milk....
What exactly was he doing with the cow in the first place.......!!!!!!!! :shock:
I can kinda understand this one .............but for the life of me I can't work out what was going through the mind of the first person to eat an egg.
Orgasminator
How about sausages?
Sex God
What about cigarettes then - fancy cutting up leaves from a plant into tiny bits, wrapping everything up into a tube shape in a little piece of paper, and then...setting light to it???? :shock:
Warming the Bed
What baffles me is the Eunoch's.
Who in their right mind is gonna let someone cut their nads off knowing they are gonna be looking after loads of women ???
Mind you an oversight there, i think. They could still use their tongue couldn't they.
I' die fighting before i let anyone castrate me !!
Who in their right mind is gonna let someone cut their nads off knowing they are gonna be looking after loads of women ???
Mind you an oversight there, i think. They could still use their tongue couldn't they.
I' die fighting before i let anyone castrate me !!
Sex God
Who discovered bread then? No, really, it's stupid. Some completely deranged cave dweller got a pile of grain, smashed the bejesus out of it with a rock for a few hours, mixed it with some water, then threw it in a fire.
WHY?
WHY?
Orgasminator
I think the greatest discoveries were an accident. E.g. eating cooked meat instead of raw... some housewife in the Stone Age must have dropped the family meat into the fire and told her hubby and kids that this is all the new rage... And then her kids found some eggs and began throwing them at each other for play when one hit the hot stones and cooked, the dog ate it, they thought 'well what's good for the dog, is good for us!' and so on. Wouldn't it be nice though if we could be transported back in time and witness the exact moment of a discovery?
What about whisky then?
Get some barley, let it germinate and malt it, mash it with water then boil it and collect what comes off. Put it into a barrel and leave it for at least 5 years before you can say to your mates "Hey want to try this great drink I made a few years ago?
End result is good though.
Get some barley, let it germinate and malt it, mash it with water then boil it and collect what comes off. Put it into a barrel and leave it for at least 5 years before you can say to your mates "Hey want to try this great drink I made a few years ago?
End result is good though.
Master of Sex
well how can you explain, how the egyptians thought to do (what in there day would have been) brain surgery, come on. i have a headache or have had a blow to the head, lets cut a hole in your skull.
:sparring: 
Orgasminator
Quote by ellietvslut
well how can you explain, how the egyptians thought to do (what in there day would have been) brain surgery, come on. i have a headache or have had a blow to the head, lets cut a hole in your skull.
Ah I can answer that one!
Get the book by Mika Waltari called The Egyptian. Brilliant novel and lots of info on brain surgery, too!