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Discretion is the better part of sexual deviance...

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Well possibly it is.
Either way discretion is kind of hard to maintain when the mimimised verion of the Swingingheaven site proudly trumpets ' ..' from my toolbar for all to see.
I've had a couple of near misses already, and a great one yesterday where someone suddenly appeared on my shoulder asking to check something on a spreadsheet. I simply had to sit there with a rictus grin upon my face scrolling down spreadsheets, hoping that they wouldn't notice either the word 'swingers' onscreen, or the bead of sweat rolling theatrically down my brow.
Obviously I think the world would be a better place if everyone was honest and open and free (yadda yadda yadda) but it would still be nice (ie less teeth-grindingly embarrassing) to have the choice to keep certain things to myself.
I'm guessing the site admin won't be willing to chase the site header to ' ..' so instead I'm just going to have to set up a network or tripwires and motion-sensors within a 10m perimiter of my desk.
Has anyone actually got caught on the site at work? Has a nosey IT manager 'brought it to your line managers attention'? Did you care? Did you bareface it or play the innocent?
More pertinently is anyone here a computer nerd* who can suggest a way to manually change the way headers appear on my toolbar?
Cheers
Cock of the North
*There's a lot of web-literate, lonely, sex-starved, single guys on here. I think the chances of finding an IT geek are fair to good.
In my specific case I'm the boss, so no worries on that front. Of course that's not so say that being found on a swinging site by one's employees isn't as bad as being found on a swinging site by one's employer...
Actually, I could just abuse my power and make it company policy that everyonehas to be logged onto Swingingheaven (as well as sing the company song and salute the company flag every morning).
Genius solution, I'm off to modify the employee handbook...
Cheers
Cock of the North
Leave it parked in "The Cafe" and it will just say "The Cafe Forum" or something, which is fine and what I do in case I'm unexpectedly disturbed.
I have been "caught" doing pm's a couple of times, the last one I was doing a spell check with a dialogue box on screen so of course the bugger wouldn't minimise, when I did clear that the inner door had opened and a body was at my shoulder, closed the screen, lost a page and a half of carefully worded and checked post, and sat there facing a blank screen looking guilty as shit.
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Cheers
Cock of the North

BTW every time I scroll past your avatar I think it's a cucumber or a courgette, it's only on closer inspection that..............
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*There's a lot of web-literate, lonely, sex-starved, single guys on here. I think the chances of finding an IT geek are fair to good.

Wanna bet???
I'm going to add "unlimited supply of all-butter shortbread" to my signature but I don't think it will help.
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Well possibly it is.
*There's a lot of web-literate, lonely, sex-starved, single guys on here. I think the chances of finding an IT geek are fair to good.

They don't even have to be single.. my partner fits that description pretty well!!! :giggle:
(sorry sweetheart)