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I have been decorating my bedroom. More accurately I have been painting the ceiling. I am not a neat painter with the emulsion going everywhere. It was hot work and I was required to take on fluids. So after several cups of tea the job was finished. Cleaning up afterwards, I found I had a problem. The tea had peculated through my system I had had been to the toilet. During one of these trips I had got paint on my wee fella (not my dwarfish assistant my c**k)
How the hell do I get the paint off? confused
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Burn It!
emulsion is water based, no reason why a wash won't do the trick
and sand it down afterwards
lp
Stormwalker
Sex God
If its emulsion, it will rub off during a soak in the bath. If its oil based you’re fecked ……. No seriously the oils in the skin will cause it to rub off, it will just take longer.
Sarah
Sex God
Scourer and cif will get rid of it...
bolt
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I'm not sure syph should be employed so readily ... on a site such as this do you?
lp
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I always find a stanley blade works quite well at scraping paint of things...... lol :lol:
but seriously Keeno babes, it'll come off in the bath....the paint not your c@ck!! wink :lol:
Unknown User
Soap and water... wink emulsion is one of the easiest to remove, you'll have no problem.
Sugar__n__pom
Master of Sex
Saliva works well on cocks ......
.... rubbish for getting paint off though, so stick to the good advice and use soap and water smile
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innocent
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

innocent

Is that an epilator??!! blink certainly looks like one of those horrendously painful contraptions! lol
H__x
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Wire brush and detol.
H.x
BallouBear
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

innocent

Why do I find myself crossing my legs when I saw that ???
Is it just a normal male reaction ........
Damn I hope so :shock:
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Quote by Manolishi

innocent

Why do I find myself crossing my legs when I saw that ???
Is it just a normal male reaction ........
Damn I hope so :shock:
Be a man and take it! :twisted:
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
Paint the rest of it and claim it's always been that colour
Unknown User
What colour is it????? :bounce:
Redpantherman
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What colour is it????? :bounce:

Man Milk? dunno
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Durex "shades of Spunk?"
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I have been decorating my bedroom. More accurately I have been painting the ceiling. I am not a neat painter with the emulsion going everywhere. It was hot work and I was required to take on fluids. So after several cups of tea the job was finished. Cleaning up afterwards, I found I had a problem. The tea had peculated through my system I had had been to the toilet. During one of these trips I had got paint on my wee fella (not my dwarfish assistant my c**k)
How the hell do I get the paint off? confused

Take my advice...Some turps and some sandpaper will do the trick! :shock: :shock: Will bring it off a treat! lol
foxylady2209
Sex God
Your choice between a hot air stripper and Nitromors. They have their pros and cons - the hot air a stripper is quick but uses electricity - adding to the current Global warming problem. Not sure about the CO2 output for a 10-minute session but shouldn't be too much. Nitromors is applied cold and scraped off by hand so no CO2 problem there - but it is a powerful chemical so adds to the overall pollution burden of the planet. So, it's your choice really biggrin
Failing that a long soak in the bath will do it and if you put bubbles in it will probably float off with minimal rubbing - not that there is anything wrong with a nice rub in the bath :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
i got gloss all over me legs doing emulsion tomorrow so it will stay until tomorrow night when i soak in turps rolleyes
on the plus side - its the last room of the house to get done (in a 6 month period) :bounce: no more decorating for ages n ages n ages :bounce:
that is until i start making me office (building a desk into my box) :twisted: :roll: and buying stair carpets :roll:
it never ends does it
twos_company
Sex God
to get gloss paint off just use baby oil...
n a bit of sugar if u need gentle scrubbing power....
better than white spirt,,,,, n no nasty smell....
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Quote by twos_company
to get gloss paint off just use baby oil...
n a bit of sugar if u need gentle scrubbing power....
better than white spirt,,,,, n no nasty smell....

wonders how two found this out..... rolleyes :roll: