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do girls actually enjoy facials????
Sex God
Only when done by a trained beautician lol
Had to be said!!!!
Had to be said!!!!
Sex God
The girl here says NO to facials
but
I says MMmmmm I like
xx
Del and Gill
but
I says MMmmmm I like
xx
Del and Gill
Sex God
Quote by kinkyluton
do girls actually enjoy facials????
Women are so strange. A lady recently stopped me on my take-off run just as I was approaching V1 and said she wanted a facial. I thought it was an odd request, but eager to please, I went to the kitchen, found a cucumber in reasonable condition, stuck it in the blender with some clotted cream, took the concoction back to the bedroom and slapped it on her face.
Looking slightly incredulous, she asked "Are you going to lick that off or something?"
Why?" I replied, "Is that good for zits too?"
She hasn't spoken to me since.
Quote by Ice Pie
Women are so strange. A lady recently stopped me on my take-off run just as I was approaching V1 and said she wanted a facial. I thought it was an odd request, but eager to please, I went to the kitchen, found a cucumber in reasonable condition, stuck it in the blender with some clotted cream, took the concoction back to the bedroom and slapped it on her face.
Looking slightly incredulous, she asked "Are you going to lick that off or something?"
Why?" I replied, "Is that good for zits too?"
She hasn't spoken to me since.
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Sex God
I love to see a man with cum all over his face.... does that count? :twisted:
my babes is up for almost anything,but anything to do with spunk and her face and she runs for as something to do with a inconsiderate boyfriend she once had,you all know the scenario,"tell me when your about to cum"while giving head,still there is a positive to this,he lost her and i got her 
Sex God
I love the idea of having a facial..get all horny thinking about it.. beg for it... then get it spurted in my eye.. did you know that sperm can really sting!!!! :shock:
So no.. I don't like it.... it will stay as a fnatasy type thing.
So no.. I don't like it.... it will stay as a fnatasy type thing.
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Sex God
most of you know this story.. (or were there when it happened!) 
i was lay down on a bed, with a nameless site member kneeling over my face.. and another nameless site member busiying himself at the lower end of my body.
i had warned him that he was to remove his cock from my mouth before he cum, but alas, it appeared he lost controll and was unable to comply with my request! :roll:
as he cum, and the first bit hit my tongue... my imediate reaction was to try and pull my head away from him.
i managed to slide away about two inches.......unfortunately he was still coming.. and the rest went in my eyes!
picture the scene.. i was blinded. and could not shout for help as my mouth was full of spuk that i had no intention of swallowing so i could speak! :?
all around me i could hear people laughing hysterically. :evil:
after they had laughed their hearts out.... some of the lovely, helpfull people decided to give me a hand.. in the form of a tissue and a glass of vodka lol.
i wiped my eyes and spat the offending liquid into the glass.
imagine the scene next morning when we went to empty and wash the glass..... to find it was already empty!!!!!1 :shock: :shock: :shock:
now i am not one to make assumptions.. but there were about 6 members of this forum in the room.. and no one else! so ONE of them must know who drank it!
i was lay down on a bed, with a nameless site member kneeling over my face.. and another nameless site member busiying himself at the lower end of my body.
i had warned him that he was to remove his cock from my mouth before he cum, but alas, it appeared he lost controll and was unable to comply with my request! :roll:
as he cum, and the first bit hit my tongue... my imediate reaction was to try and pull my head away from him.
i managed to slide away about two inches.......unfortunately he was still coming.. and the rest went in my eyes!
picture the scene.. i was blinded. and could not shout for help as my mouth was full of spuk that i had no intention of swallowing so i could speak! :?
all around me i could hear people laughing hysterically. :evil:
after they had laughed their hearts out.... some of the lovely, helpfull people decided to give me a hand.. in the form of a tissue and a glass of vodka lol.
i wiped my eyes and spat the offending liquid into the glass.
imagine the scene next morning when we went to empty and wash the glass..... to find it was already empty!!!!!1 :shock: :shock: :shock:
now i am not one to make assumptions.. but there were about 6 members of this forum in the room.. and no one else! so ONE of them must know who drank it!
Sex God
so errrrrrrrr to answer the question about coming in my face.
well, i have kind of gone off it! lol
well, i have kind of gone off it!
lol 
ops: :oops:Quote by dazandlou
i dont mind a facial if i'm warned its going to happen........... daz and i hadnt been together long when he decided to come all over my face without telling me - i had hold of his testicular area at the time.............. you can imagine the rest, lol!
Yee Ouch!
I gotta say I've never done it to anyone - after all I wouldn't like it done to me. :cry:
Sex God
Can't stand facials at all.
I'm very very fussy when it comes to cum and only my very nearest and dearest will get near me to cum in my mouth or on me.
It really does make me shudder at the thought of someone cumming on me, especially my face, I personally find it so disrespectful.
I'm very very fussy when it comes to cum and only my very nearest and dearest will get near me to cum in my mouth or on me.
It really does make me shudder at the thought of someone cumming on me, especially my face, I personally find it so disrespectful.
