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Do these things only happen to me??

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Grrr.....
my 1st time dogging in years & the old bill turn up (unheard of in that spot)
Decide to "dip my toe" in the water on the exhibitionist front. You see I had this silly idea, that in order to build my confidence before going to a club- I could put on a cam show.
So, I go out & buy a webcam- & given my reputation for breaking things, test it well in advance.
Finishing up my vanilla bits on the pc this evening- & my monitor blows up.
Unphased, swap the monitor from my old pc, and.....
Get all dressed up in my most provocative gear. Plug in the cam, great picture- focussed on cleavage- the usual. 10 mins in, guys being really polite so I getup 2 give a twirl - move cam a bit.....pic goes black!
The damn thing completely, utterly died on me. Have promised 2 get a new one tomorrow & carry on where I left off. But im wondering if im just ill fated! :fuckinghell:
Does any1 else have this kind of luck?
Nope. thats it ive decided.
Ive given up sex.
From one ill fated person to another, all I can say is that things can only get better rolleyes
and if like me, you tell yourself that enough times a day, eventually you will believe it too lol
hope things start to look up for you soon hun kiss
winchwench it can only be the SH Gremlins
dont give up the sex... its wot i gave up my day job for lol
Well, I gave up the sex.
Lasted a few hours!
Will try again tonight- new cam!
If need be will shag the gremlins to distract them!
Thanx guys- just worried the next knob I touch might drop off.....
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Thanx guys- just worried the next knob I touch might drop off.....

:shock: :shock: bolt
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Thanx guys- just worried the next knob I touch might drop off.....

In that case can you please unchain Johnny Depp from your bed immediately :shock: lol
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Well, I gave up the sex.
Lasted a few hours!
Will try again tonight- new cam!
If need be will shag the gremlins to distract them!
Thanx guys- just worried the next knob I touch might drop off.....

:giveup:
bags me not 1st to rock n roll wiv winchwench!!! poke
Mabe I should dabble with someone without a knob, just to be on tha safe side. Hmmmm.
Serendipity honey, J.D's on his way to you now. I did say he could have a couple of days off to recharge his batteries though. Poor sods a broken man- in more ways than one.....
Even taught him a few new tricks for you babe- (im nice like that) such as the one with the ice pop & the baileys.....
Would be hugely grateful if you could return him for a while after you've passed on some pearls of wisdom .....
New game - Johnny Depp Ping Pong!
P.s I now have a cam that works....for the moment!
Great. Like Depp hasn't got enough going for him already, hes now the sex toy of Winch Wench and Serendipity
Some people have all the luck!! rolleyes
HArry
Don't hate the player, hate the game smile