Do truckers have spots on their bums?

19 Jan 2005

No, seriously! dunno

:undecided:
I mean we spend up to nine (sometimes 10) hours a day in the saddle, er :doh: I mean at the wheel, sitting on our asses.
Is it an inevitability? :dunno: 'cos I can't twist my head round far enough to see mine! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: sad

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19 Jan 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove:
I could ask one of the drivers when the come into my work 2moro if u want? Lol
But having showered in truck stops all over the country when i was a kid (my dad was a lorry driver) i dont remember seeing any men with spots on their bums!!
Sorry

19 Jan 2005

I have never noticed any...
buyt it is awful dark in those cramped wee cabs wink

19 Jan 2005

Dont just live in your mirrors, Look in them as well , they may show up spots :lol:
Fred

19 Jan 2005

Mr pink is actually driving a class 1 at this moment, shall I ask him........lol

19 Jan 2005

I know I'm going to regret asking this but spots of what? biggrin

19 Jan 2005

check in the oil sump

20 Jan 2005

Wheres Dambuster when you need him

Out with meeeeeeeeee (and lots of others at the Yorkshire mini munch)
Bev
xx

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

Dont just live in your mirrors, Look in them as well , they may show up spots :lol:

Ah!! But what if it's a blind spot ????? :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

20 Jan 2005

Im not a trucker although I have been called something that rhymes with trucker a few times, does that count :P
I get spots on my arse occasionally but Im just lazy! rolleyes

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Dont just live in your mirrors, Look in them as well , they may show up spots :lol:

Ah!! But what if it's a blind spot ????? :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was going to say the same, I have several blind spots around my bus, or are they moles?
Frequently get pains in the arse too, usually to be seen in cars, in close proximity to said bus...
Rick.

20 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Wheres Dambuster when you need him

Out with meeeeeeeeee (and lots of others at the Yorkshire mini munch)
Bev
xx
Please forgive my absence - I was indeed it the Yorkshire Mini meet, offending the staff :shock:
Spotty arses ?? Dunno ? dunno

Quote by Fred
Dont just live in your mirrors, Look in them as well , they may show up spots
Fred

Trucks have mirrors now??? Whatever will they think of next?? wink

I don't bother with 'em. I'm more interested in where I'm going than where I've been lol

20 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
Please forgive my absence - I was indeed it the Yorkshire Mini meet, offending the staff :shock:

You are a very naughty boy! Don't let it happen again!
rolleyes

Nice to meet you again Dambuster! smile

20 Jan 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Please forgive my absence - I was indeed it the Yorkshire Mini meet, offending the staff :shock:

You are a very naughty boy! Don't let it happen again!
rolleyes

Nice to meet you again Dambuster! smile

He was asked to behave by the manager :shock: and leave the staff alone.

20 Jan 2005

Well i dont know if they have spots on their bums, but i know alot of aussie truckers usually have big big crazed eyes and bad teeth - - -
You go figure why!

21 Jan 2005

I think I must be a trucker.
Or is that my price list, for the visually imparred?