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Do we batten down the hatches?

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Quote by postie

ES (in a grumpy mood) :huh: :huh:

Ooooh, ES... have you got LittleGem's "grumpy knicks" on tonight??? lol
He probably has postie, he`s grumpy coz there cutting him in two.
Not much room in an eye patch to put your tackle.
sierra x x :twisted:
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im not suprsied ES doesn't like the snow... i can see him in his cab, shivering in
nowt but his knicks. You will have to get some thermal G strings ES.
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im not suprsied ES doesn't like the snow... i can see him in his cab, shivering in
nowt but his knicks. You will have to get some thermal G strings ES.[/quot
Dont feel sorry for him fluffer they have bloody night heaters in their lorries, and their as warm as
sierra x x lol
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I don't get cold in my cab because it's got a good heater. innocent
Trouble is the snow keeps everyone else at home so laybys are quiet, too quiet. :cry:
dunno :dunno:

Still feeling a bit grumpy so you can all have one of these to be going on with smackbottom Think I'll be alright in a bit though :undecided:
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Dont feel sorry for him fluffer they have bloody night heaters in their lorries, and their as warm as :

and pray tell... how do you know that eh?
i spent my youth in the cab's of many a lorry (seasoned hitch-hiker)... but never a night.
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I don't get cold in my cab because it's got a good heater. innocent
Trouble is the snow keeps everyone else at home so laybys are quiet, too quiet. :cry:
dunno :dunno:
Still feeling a bit grumpy so you can all have one of these to be going on with smackbottom Think I'll be alright in a bit though :undecided:

Thanks for the spanking, its warmed me up a treat. rotflmao
sierra x x
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Dont feel sorry for him fluffer they have bloody night heaters in their lorries, and their as warm as :

and pray tell... how do you know that eh?
i spent my youth in the cab's of many a lorry (seasoned hitch-hiker)... but never a night.
Mr s is a lorry driver, so i`ve spent many a night in his cab.
sierra x x wink
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Well beings I'm self employed, and working 90% of the time outside, I'm with ES on this one, I can do without snow cos I can't work. If I can't work bills don't get paid, and we don't eat :cry: (say ahh). H has to sell her body, and we still don't pay the bills and we still don't eat (oops only joking H !)
Still every (snow) cloud has a silver lining, it means you lot (my fee paying customers) tend to bash your cars in snow, so I get more work smile hehehe
M
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Still feeling a bit grumpy so you can all have one of these to be going on with smackbottom Think I'll be alright in a bit though :undecided:

Woooohoooooo!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
<runs off to get a bridle>
Here ya go ES, a bit for your mouth not just any ol bit for our ES, but a French Link Snaffle Bit :smile2:
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On a slightly more serious note, without trying to sound alarmist, it is possible that we could be in for a freeze up. Lets face it, it is somewhat overdue.
It might be an idea to make some simple plans that, should the worst happen, could make things much more comfortable for ourselves, and in extreme cases, might just save a life.
Lots of common sense things that we usually take for granted, such as spare batteries for the torch, extra candles, spare blankets etc.
For the likes of EagerSlut, I read an interesting tale once of a white out across the Pennines, it snowed so hard that cars were completely covered, occupants still inside, in a very short space of time.
By the time rescue services managed to get through, many were already suffering the effects of hypothermia, anyway, long story short, when they found this transit van, dug the snow from around the back doors, they found the driver wrapped in a sleeping bag, small gas primus going with hot soup on the go, flask of hot tea by his side and generally in a warm, cosy and healthy state, in fact the guy ended up spending the rest of the day keeping the rescuers supplied with hot refreshments whilst they went about the business of digging motorists out of the drifts. I guess the moral is, any fool can be uncomfortable, and it doesn’t take much to make the difference between a victim and a survivor.
Lastly, as I think has already been touched upon, if things do get bad, please think about the elderly living around you.
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Still feeling a bit grumpy so you can all have one of these to be going on with smackbottom Think I'll be alright in a bit though :undecided:

Woooohoooooo!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
<runs off to get a bridle>
Here ya go ES, a bit for your mouth not just any ol bit for our ES, but a French Link Snaffle Bit :smile2:

Jeez, Choon starts rooting around fer his grumpy knickers .... hump (that's the nearest emoticon to a ride I can manage - alright??)
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Can't stand the stuff. It makes the roads (and my job) more dangerous.
ES (in a grumpy mood) :huh: :huh:

:violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Who remembers sitting on the M11/A14 for 11 hours last year ????
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Quote by Pete_sw
Lastly, as I think has already been touched upon, if things do get bad, please think about the elderly living around you.

I do and i laugh at her!
She spends all waking hours in her garden, pulling weeds, pampering plants, trimming bushes etc.
Snow comes, and my garden looks just as good as hers!
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Quote by Happy Cats

Lastly, as I think has already been touched upon, if things do get bad, please think about the elderly living around you.

I do and i laugh at her!
She spends all waking hours in her garden, pulling weeds, pampering plants, trimming bushes etc.
Snow comes, and my garden looks just as good as hers!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: banghead :banghead: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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I don't get cold in my cab because it's got a good heater. innocent

They have night heaters in those cute ickle things you drive ?? :lol2:
It's a known fact, I can't do it properly backwards unless they bend wink
I know, I know - I'll be going back shortly.
Just as soon as I've got my blood pressure and cholestrol levels up a bit and a doctor tells me I can see in a straight line.
And I've givem him seventy five quid for the privilage. mad
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I have been hearing some pretty nasty rumours about the coming winter. :shock:
As always there is no consensus of opinion among those who are supposedly in the know rolleyes , but there seems to be a widening body of thought that 2005/6 is going to be quite severe, some are even talking of massive snow falls and predicting a major freeze this winter. :scared:
Now apart from those that are directly inconvenienced by this, for whom I do feel genuinely sorry, personally I love the snow, the more the better as far as I’m concerned.:bounce:
Is it just me, or does anyone else on here turn into a little kid as soon as we get a covering and insists on going out at silly o’clock in the morning to build a Snowman for the nippers :roll: , then wait to ambush the postman (sorry Postie) with a ready to hand pile of snowballs? :thrilled: flipa
:shock: :shock:

a certain esq had the very same conversation way back when..... he should have taken your advice and got a few blankets together :grin:
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I have been hearing some pretty nasty rumours about the coming winter. :shock:
As always there is no consensus of opinion among those who are supposedly in the know rolleyes , but there seems to be a widening body of thought that 2005/6 is going to be quite severe, some are even talking of massive snow falls and predicting a major freeze this winter. :scared:
Now apart from those that are directly inconvenienced by this, for whom I do feel genuinely sorry, personally I love the snow, the more the better as far as I’m concerned.:bounce:
Is it just me, or does anyone else on here turn into a little kid as soon as we get a covering and insists on going out at silly o’clock in the morning to build a Snowman for the nippers :roll: , then wait to ambush the postman (sorry Postie) with a ready to hand pile of snowballs? :thrilled: flipa
:shock: :shock:

a certain esq had the very same conversation way back when..... he should have taken your advice and got a few blankets together :grin:
What was it we used to say in the Cubs ........... erm confused ....... oh yeah " geroff me ya feckin per".................. no no, not that one ..................... Be Prepared, that was it lol