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Do you hang to the left or the right?

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Ok no quips about the length of the rope please.
I have a question, that to me is my party piece and so far has never let me down. Great to go up to a strange guy and say 'oh you're left handed' and see him flummoxed as to how I knew that. It may be one of those little things pleases little minds game, but it humours me nonetheless.
I have found that if a man's penis hangs to the left he is right handed, and if to the right he is left handed. The thing is short of blatantly staring at every guy's genital area, this is not something that I can say is an absolute, so I wondered if you guys would humour me.
How many of you left handers out there hang to the right and how many right handers hang to the left?
Thank you for keeping me amused.
Kate xx
What if they hang in the middle?? lol :lol: :lol:
Ambidexterous!
Left, but "hanging" is a tad optimistic biggrin
I write with my right hand, but am ambidextrous for everything else.
yep I fit your theory, right handed and hang to the left!
I is hang with the homies. chillin on the hood innit. biggrin
Yup right handed - hanging to the left.
Oh.... at last, a 'scientific' excuse to crotch watch! :giggle:
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Oh.... at last, a 'scientific' excuse to crotch watch! :giggle:

Trust you to think of that!! :giggle:
right handed, though hang to the right also.
lp
I seem to be a tad right of centre! lol
Dek hangs to the middle, lol and is right handed
Quote by noladreams30
Oh.... at last, a 'scientific' excuse to crotch watch! :giggle:

Scientific eh? You could always publish your research and get a PhD ....penis-hanging doctorate. lol
By the way, another left-hanging, right-handed man here.
My mind hangs to the left, my cock hangs to the right.
Apart from when it's peeping out of my waistband.
Right handed, most of the time and park to the right, but hangs straight down when free to do so.