Do you recognise yourself?

2 Dec 2007

The Assassin, who always kills threads, or starts threads which get ignored. :shock:
The Hijacker, which speaks for itself. :rascal:
The TXTSPK, who, despite having more than 160 characters per post continues to shorten every word possible and types in TXT all the time. banghead

The Lurker, who’s name you see at the top of the page (sometimes) but never posts. :sticky:
I’m sure there are other types around that just haven’t come in to my head.
I think we come under the Assassin………………………………..

2 Dec 2007

… and then there's me! biggrin

Where am I again???
bolt

2 Dec 2007

Then theres the one who posts FAR too much, and starts far too many posts, and just generally talks WAY too much b@ll@x redface

ops: :oops:

2 Dec 2007

The Bitch - doesn't give a fuck either way. cool

rumour has it she's actually a nice person but it's all lies! lol

2 Dec 2007

There is the editor: Feels they have to comment on every post.

2 Dec 2007

Quote by AtomCom2001
There is the editor: Feels they have to comment on every post.

Nah - surely the editor is the one that picks up on every spelling and grammatical mistake? lol

2 Dec 2007

I'm the fisherman.............. rolleyes

2 Dec 2007

Hmmm dunno if this really applies so much here but certainly on non-swinging forums:
Forum Female
A popular female message board user. However, "popular female message board user" is redundant, as the lopsided male/female ratio among internet users ensures that anyone claiming to possess a vagina (even one who is secretly a man) will be held in high regard by the board's horny male users.
The forum female is a specific kind of female user, however, who deliberately flaunts the fact that she is a girl to garner attention. Her username is often something along the lines of "SexySarah5132" or "Surfer_Grrl69" . Her posts are usually peppered with flowery poetry, pink text, anime smilies, and innocent sounding laughter (teehee, hehe). Often owns a blog. When the forum female is sad or angry, all she needs to do is post a whine and sit back as the horny male users all shower her with sympathy. Any attempt to flame her will be rendered useless by the legions of her forum "boyfriends", who will quickly repel any attack on her. In time a forum female may become a moderator or admin, which grants her near immunity.
Though irritating the forum female may be, there is not much which can be done, as she is more annoying than harmful.
Forum female: "hay, wut u boyz doin tonite? teehee ^_^"
-- From the Urban Dictionary

2 Dec 2007

Quote by lilacgem_vert2go
The Assassin, who always kills threads, or starts threads which get ignored. :shock:
The Hijacker, which speaks for itself. :rascal:
The TXTSPK, who, despite having more than 160 characters per post continues to shorten every word possible and types in TXT all the time.
The Lurker, who’s name you see at the top of the page (sometimes) but never posts. :sticky:
I’m sure there are other types around that just haven’t come in to my head.
I think we come under the Assassin………………………………..

Does it matter? can people not be allowed to be themselves? Do we have to conform to type?
I'm still struggling to which type I am! innocent

tara

2 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
I'm the fisherman..............

Yup I can smell it :roll:

2 Dec 2007

Tosh-Talker
lp

2 Dec 2007

"The pacifier" confused

:

unless it's womans week then it's "slightly distressed" from Cornwall lol

2 Dec 2007

im the bored poster - has nothing better to do but sit and reply to posts redface

sometimes a hijacker to

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
Then theres the one who posts FAR too much and just generally talks WAY too much b@ll@x ops: :oops:

That'll be me then :oops:

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Then theres the one who posts FAR too much and just generally talks WAY too much b@ll@x ops: :oops:

That'll be me then :oops:
Yup, you were top of my list of names wink

2 Dec 2007

lmao...I was thinking of me lol

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
lmao...I was thinking of me

Oh Mrs Bone, you have not even begun the trek to the foothills that lead to the mountains of gobshitedom that miss Seren has climbed over the last few years. I think you may have it in you though. :grin:

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
lmao...I was thinking of me

Oh Mrs Bone, you have not even begun the trek to the foothills that lead to the mountains of gobshitedom that miss Seren has climbed over the last few years. I think you may have it in you though. :grin:
awww thanks hun, I feel strangely honoured to have that compliment from one as great as yourself stormy kiss

:kiss: :lol:

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
lmao...I was thinking of me

Oh Mrs Bone, you have not even begun the trek to the foothills that lead to the mountains of gobshitedom that miss Seren has climbed over the last few years. I think you may have it in you though. :grin:
awww thanks hun, I feel strangely honoured to have that compliment from one as great as yourself stormy kiss

:kiss: :lol:
You're taking the piss now aren't you :huh:

2 Dec 2007

moi...never...there are some people on here, that ......how do I explain it....sort of exude authority and command awe and respect.....
People who just by their postings or the way others talk to them or about them, seem to be one of the elite top dogs of the forum.....and you, Stormy are one of those people lol

Since I have been posting on the forums (which I know ISNT very long but seems like an ETERNITY - you have mrs NWC to thank for that one :lol: ) people change like the seasons, but some stalwarts seem so much more knowledgeable and so much more........old hands at the swinging lark and the posting in the forums.......sort of like the popular boys and girls at school that you SO wanted to be like and know there is never a cat in hells chance of that happening, but you are happy just to be a hanger on on their coat tails.....
This may seem like rambling BUT its its an extremely eloquent and witty

:rotflmao: attempt to explain how I view certain members of this forum....and when I grow up I want to be JUST like them :lol: :lol: :lol:
just dont ask me to list the ones that I view in 'that way' :lol:

2 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
I'm the fisherman..............

Yup I can smell it :roll:
can you see how it works now...... cool

2 Dec 2007

In a class of my own....:lol2:
Hmmm...well........erm....I think I can be classified as being the pedantic, sometimes anal (NPI) class know-it-all rolleyes

that's just me wink

pink x

2 Dec 2007

I dont know what this makes me.....
I usually jump in, bang in a quick one, then leave
bolt

Luckily this doesnt extend to my OTHER activities

2 Dec 2007

Quote by blueandpink
In a class of my own....:lol2:
Hmmm...well........erm....I think I can be classified as being the pedantic, sometimes anal (NPI) class know-it-all
that's just me
pink x

did blue take the new avatar....... cool

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Nah - surely the editor is the one that picks up on every spelling and grammatical mistake?

That was me redface

2 Dec 2007

Quote by markz
In a class of my own....:lol2:
Hmmm...well........erm....I think I can be classified as being the pedantic, sometimes anal (NPI) class know-it-all
that's just me
pink x

did blue take the new avatar....... cool

Yes Marky of course he did, you angling to know where I got them from?

3 Dec 2007

defo an assisin..new to forum but findin it hard going to get a toe in the water every post i reply too disappears lol

3 Dec 2007

Me?.. Im a undercover hijaker
I do seem to unintentionally hijak a topic, especially if I see unfair/unecassary comments. Im a bit of a 'fight for the people' person
But I also recognise a few other people too :-
'The Stalker' - waits to see your name in the forum then pounces

3 Dec 2007

Quote by Ms_minxie

'The Stalker' - waits to see your name in the forum then pounces

Know them well!
Sorry for following you everywhere - just thought you had a nice bum! wink

3 Dec 2007

He he...
If your my stalker and you like my bum, then here's me.... gettin it out for a spankin... :grin: ... and again... :moon: Come on... Chase me! chase me! :rascal:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ....Do you wanna come to a singlies social??? :grin:
The Minx :rascal: xx