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DO you think of your computer as feminine or Masculine???

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I have just been sent this vie emaile.........made me laugh! lol but at the end off it i would like to ask! a Q
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
''House''
for
instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is masculine:
el
lápiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the
answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,
and
asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a
masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons
for
its recommendation.
The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
feminine gender (''la computadora''), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible
later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine
('el computador''), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE
the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
is your computer Masculine or feminine? biggrin
what about your cars?
Boats?
house? ect
If so why?
My car in feminine!................but i haven't a answer to why i see it like that dunno
And no it not pink in coulor! :D
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Hey debs, mines got a BIG HARDdrive so i think it must be male, all i know for sure is you can't put a 3 1/2 inch floppy in a woman!!!!
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My computer is definitely Feminine because its stubborn and only works at it’s pace and ignores me without any warning or reason. And takes an age getting ready to go
:P
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Oh my car is masculine as it’s a hard working, reliable, ordinary to look at and a mess inside. lol
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My PC is both !!!
When she is good and works quickly ......... she is a she !!!
But when he loses connection and is slow ............ he is a man !!! lol
Master of Sex
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my home pc is definatitly female... im often heard screaming "come on you bitch" as its one of the most tempremental things i have ever met in my life and for that reason alone it is female.
the laptop is male, it does what its told and loves porn! Its also a lot sleeker than the female model.. a bit like Alan and myself!
Nic
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
well i look at my pc as both (Bi)
it gets turned on by both of us! biggrin
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Hey debs, mines got a BIG HARDdrive so i think it must be male, all i know for sure is you can't put a 3 1/2 inch floppy in a woman!!!!

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My laptop is most definitely male......
Lets me down at the most inopportune moments....
Refuses to do what i want it to do.....
Responds to pleading and threats...
I can turn it on easily....
and most importantly of all...... i wouldn't be without it......... !!!!!
equi-princess xxx
Things like cars, dishwasher etc., all have names, but aren't specifically thought of as either male or female.........
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But when he loses connection and is slow ............ he is a man !!! lol

lol :lol: so what do you call it when its behaving like a man?
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Oh my car is masculine as it’s a hard working, reliable, ordinary to look at and a mess inside. lol

awwwww come give Debs a hug! :twisted:
Equi-princess wrote
Things like cars, dishwasher etc., all have names, but aren't specifically thought of as either male or female.........

Now theres another thread to start!... names!
i call my PC .........Big eye!.......as it bloody never stops staring at me biggrin
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Oh my car is masculine as it’s a hard working, reliable, ordinary to look at and a mess inside. lol

awwwww come give Debs a hug! :twisted:
Equi-princess wrote
Things like cars, dishwasher etc., all have names, but aren't specifically thought of as either male or female.........

Now theres another thread to start!... names!
i call my PC .........Big eye!.......as it bloody never stops staring at me biggrin
my old desktops a bit dodgy these days so i think im gonna call it Angelina Jollee, then i won't mind if it goes down on me
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my old desktops a bit dodgy these days so i think im gonna call it Angelina Jollee, then i won't mind if it goes down on me
i have just spat me tea all over me key board! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Sexlightened
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I would have to say neither. Mine is more like a cat, it just does what the fuck it wants! Sorry.
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My tv is a cross dresser... He's big and enjoys playing PS2 games and porn, but my old french teacher told us to imagine tv's with pink bows around them because they are feminine in french.. I always see that pink bow.
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Sorry by tv, I mean television. Could be taken another way!
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Quote by **sparky**
My tv is a cross dresser... He's big and enjoys playing PS2 games and porn, but my old french teacher told us to imagine tv's with pink bows around them because they are feminine in french.. I always see that pink bow.

:lol2: well i see my TV as a man!........as when i turn its knob.......it cum on straight away biggrin
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My computer is neither as it spares my guilt when I kick it for being slow, take it apart with force and is a pain in the ass.
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my old desktops a bit dodgy these days so i think im gonna call it Angelina Jollee, then i won't mind if it goes down on me
i have just spat me tea all over me key board! rotflmao :rotflmao:
i've heard you always swallow
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oh my pc is deffinatly transsexual as its such a pain in the arse lol
x rache x
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My computer is most definately male.
His name is Fred
F*cking Rediculous Electronic Device!
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Quote by Libra+Love
My computer is most definately male.
His name is Fred
F*cking Rediculous Electronic Device!

Hmm, do you also have battery powered Freds? Or are they REFDs?
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Quote by Aldeway
My computer is most definately male.
His name is Fred
F*cking Rediculous Electronic Device!

Hmm, do you also have battery powered Freds? Or are they REFDs?
Nah....those would be FEFD's :bounce: hump
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Quote by x-man0223
My computer is most definately male.
His name is Fred
F*cking Rediculous Electronic Device!

hehe
whats does that stand for then Xman lol :lol: :lol:
Casanova
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I see my computer as a tool, so it must be male
on the other hand sometimes I call it a c*nt
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No I go with the previous poster... PC's are a bitch to get working... but once you know the right buttons they can purr...
(Suppose that could relate to male or female really, ach well...)
Casanova
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Quote by tallnhairy
No I go with the previous poster... PC's are a bitch to get working... but once you know the right buttons they can purr...
(Suppose that could relate to male or female really, ach well...)

You think of your PC as a dog or a cat.... :shock:
something you want to tell us TnH
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Quote by wildwilly
No I go with the previous poster... PC's are a bitch to get working... but once you know the right buttons they can purr...
(Suppose that could relate to male or female really, ach well...)

You think of your PC as a dog or a cat.... :shock:
something you want to tell us TnH
Hehe, maybe I should refer to the second quote of my signature ;) ... Nah smile ... if you never made your lady purr you not doing it right :twisted:
Casanova
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Quote by tallnhairy
No I go with the previous poster... PC's are a bitch to get working... but once you know the right buttons they can purr...
(Suppose that could relate to male or female really, ach well...)

You think of your PC as a dog or a cat.... :shock:
something you want to tell us TnH
Hehe, maybe I should refer to the second quote of my signature ;) ... Nah smile ... if you never made your lady purr you not doing it right :twisted:
I thought her making OUCH!!! sounds wasnt good
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My computer is a hermaphrodite: It can read a map but it doesn't understand one-way systems.