Doctor Doctor!

24 Aug 2004

Doc.........sit down Debbie!
Me...........ouch me piles! redface

Doc..........tell me whats up!
Me............Well its like this doc!
Doc .........yes go on!
Me............Well its me mustache!............. i went to kiss Mr Debs the other day!....and what started out to be a quick kiss.....ended up as as snog
Doc...........ooooooooooooooo why thats Debs
Me.............well me mustache got tangled up with his!..and took us 2 hours to get free!
Doc...........oooooooooooo i see!...................any more probes with it!
Me.............errrrrrrrrrrrrr Yes!
Doc...........tell me it then
Me........... well errrrrrrrrrrrrr cough cough! errrrrrrrr ooooooooooo shit here we go!
well i went down on him!
Doc..........Went down!
Me .......... ya you no!........................... blow job!
Doc.......... ooooooooooooo Orel
Me............yep!
Doc......... soooooooooooo what happened?
Me.......... well i went down on him!......................and cough cough!...................and me mustache got court up in his pubes!......................... and i nearly suffocated!.............took me 4 hours to get free!
D............. oooooooooooooo so whats your point!
Me............ well now Mr Debs loved it that much!...he wants me to to it again!
D............. did you tell him it was because of your mustache!
Me.............no!.................. but I think he noes!...but he don't want me to pluck it out any more!
Doc.......... ooooooooooooooooo i see!......................... come over here and show me !
Me.................... runs out screaming!....arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Thanks all for your lovely replies to my post......don't no what to call this!.........have cried buckets......soft sod art i!...................so here i am!............ hope i have given you a laugh!
Do love you all!
Love Debbie xxxxxxxxxxx :rose:

24 Aug 2004

I take it this is a true story - otherwise I shall be very disappointed.
The mind boggles - "The Hercule Poirot of a Blowjob!! ---Aaaah!"

24 Aug 2004

Have already said it in another thread,but Debbiewebs,soooo glad to see you back,its been too quiet without you!! :lol2:

24 Aug 2004

i agree with Clare ... and I do owe you a pm hon .. i haven't forgotten just every time i've sat to reply someone has either rung me or called at the door sad

smooches and good to see you smile

24 Aug 2004

Debs you are so funny! You and your piles! lol

Hope you stay around much longer.
LC kiss

24 Aug 2004

ooooooooooo shucks guys and girls!........i am not worthy! :worship: worship

ooooooo ok i am lol

24 Aug 2004

Debs,i'm so so glad to see you back,the forums been a quiet place without you.
Don't go anywhere this time,and thats an order from someone who really thinks your terrific.

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Debs,i'm so so glad to see you back,the forums been a quiet place without you.
Don't go anywhere this time,and thats an order from someone who really thinks your terrific.

ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me! lol

24 Aug 2004

Playing hard to get like that Debs.... Let steve throw the compliment however.... Does he have a liking of the hairy top lip you possess too??? :twisted:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me!

Your such a brazen hussy,but i could be persuaded wink

So glad youve come back nutty as ever.

24 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
Debs,i'm so so glad to see you back,the forums been a quiet place without you.
Don't go anywhere this time,and thats an order from someone who really thinks your terrific.

ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me! lol

erm . . . . if steve's being at all reluctant . . . <<< cough >>> well you know where i am right???
soooo funny you are! welcome back. passionkiss

neil x x x ;-)

24 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me!

I dunno your back for a minute and your trying it on already,never mind me like,you just bugger off tarting with Steve...........................
Clare crawls off to the corner till theyre finished! rolleyes

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me!

I dunno your back for a minute and your trying it on already,never mind me like,you just bugger off tarting with Steve...........................
Clare crawls off to the corner till theyre finished! rolleyes

Err which corner - quick!

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Clare crawls off to the corner till theyre finished!

You could be there for the night love,but don't worry i'll get you a pillow rotflmao

24 Aug 2004

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Don't you go worrying Clare!!!
Soon as i find that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me!

I dunno your back for a minute and your trying it on already,never mind me like,you just bugger off tarting with Steve...........................
Clare crawls off to the corner till theyre finished! rolleyes

Clare!..if you want to fuck me allso!.......all the merrier! lol

...

24 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs

ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me!

I dunno your back for a minute and your trying it on already,never mind me like,you just bugger off tarting with Steve...........................
Clare crawls off to the corner till theyre finished! rolleyes

Clare!..if you want to fuck me allso!.......all the merrier! lol

...

Ok! Hand me the tissues then!

24 Aug 2004

ooooooo shucks!.......now i have me mustache stuck to the bloody tree! lol

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Mental Debs
Clare!..if you want to fuck me allso!.......all the merrier

debs . . . can you speak up a bit love . . . i'm not sure everybody quite heard ya??? dunno

n x x x x ;-)
oh . . and debs . . . i've reserved a special VIP "box of frogs club" membership just for you hun!!!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
Clare!..if you want to fuck me allso!.......all the merrier! ...

*Clare shouts from corner*,"ok Debs ill erm be out err when er im finished er being erm sympathised :twisted: err with" Follow by lots of muffled giggling!! :shock: