Hi, im new to this site. Im a normal guy looking to get into some new friends on this site and want to say hello, especially people in the herts and essex area.
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Quote by Bishopsboy
Hi, im new to this site. Im a normal guy looking to get into some new friends on this site and want to say hello, especially people in the herts and essex area.
xx
I've been known to flirt outrageously with the newbies :rascal:
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People do talk to you when you've completed the initiation ritual.
I'm sure one of the Mods has told you all about this, so I'll just wish you the best of luck with it and say not to worry too much, the blood does wash out and the police will never know.
I'm sure one of the Mods has told you all about this, so I'll just wish you the best of luck with it and say not to worry too much, the blood does wash out and the police will never know.
Sex God
Quote by Bishopsboy
Hi, thanks for the differing messages. Some might say this is a very difficult initiation, but im up for the challengr, especially if i can avoid the bloodbath!!!
It's easy enough, once you've scooped the innards out and put it into the tin bath, climb inside the horse and then when Felicity Kendall explodes above you, you are sheltered and you just get the odd organ or two bouncing around inside. It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
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Quote by Resonance
Hi, thanks for the differing messages. Some might say this is a very difficult initiation, but im up for the challengr, especially if i can avoid the bloodbath!!!
It's easy enough, once you've scooped the innards out and put it into the tin bath, climb inside the horse and then when Felicity Kendall explodes above you, you are sheltered and you just get the odd organ or two bouncing around inside. It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
I think we should get you on the case writing the SH Welcome booklet! 
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Hi, thanks for the differing messages. Some might say this is a very difficult initiation, but im up for the challengr, especially if i can avoid the bloodbath!!!
It's easy enough, once you've scooped the innards out and put it into the tin bath, climb inside the horse and then when Felicity Kendall explodes above you, you are sheltered and you just get the odd organ or two bouncing around inside. It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
I think we should get you on the case writing the SH Welcome booklet!I did offer, but they rejected it upon reading my first sentence...
"Congratulations, filthy pervert, welcome to hell!"
Sex God
Bishopsboy, we're all a bit tangent-ly challenged in here... the best advice is just to get posting and see where it takes you!
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
Dammit! How did you find out about what really goes on at the Wilts camping socials? :shock:
It's common knowledge these days Sassy, they've got t-shirts now with "I survived the Wilts Camping Social with mildly charred bollocks" doing the rounds on Ebay.
Quote by Resonance
It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
Dammit! How did you find out about what really goes on at the Wilts camping socials? :shock:
It's common knowledge these days Sassy, they've got t-shirts now with "I survived the Wilts Camping Social with mildly charred bollocks" doing the rounds on Ebay.
It's a lie I tell ya! No one gets out with all their bits intact
Quote by Resonance
Hi, thanks for the differing messages. Some might say this is a very difficult initiation, but im up for the challengr, especially if i can avoid the bloodbath!!!
It's easy enough, once you've scooped the innards out and put it into the tin bath, climb inside the horse and then when Felicity Kendall explodes above you, you are sheltered and you just get the odd organ or two bouncing around inside. It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
Too weird ... just saw Felicity Kendal
Quote by Resonance
It's not too bad and sets you up later for the testicle roast.
Dammit! How did you find out about what really goes on at the Wilts camping socials? :shock:
It's common knowledge these days Sassy, they've got t-shirts now with "I survived the Wilts Camping Social with mildly charred bollocks" doing the rounds on Ebay.
Typo Res- they're meant to say "mildly charred Rolops"
Oh, hi op!
Sex God
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ignore the lot of em bishop, i'm the only sane 1
in here. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
:loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: ohh and Welcome 2 SH. :lol:
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Quote by Bishopsboy
Hi, im new to this site. Im a normal guy looking to get into some new friends on this site and want to say hello, especially people in the herts and essex area.
xx
hmmmm .... like the sound of that!!! hehehe
I talk to newbies all the time ... in fact I talk to anybody!!!
Quote by Bambi
ignore the lot of em bishop, i'm the only sane 1
in here. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
ohh and Welcome 2 SH. :lol:
Just be prepared to fork out for some Jimmy Choo's and a new white jacket with extra long arms - you know the one accessorised with velcro straps; buckles and ball gag
Welcome m8tey and make yourself at home, stick to the rules and you'll do ok on here - have a ball and say hi when we're in :welcome:
now where did i put that whip?????
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