We have all seen the occasional thread re cock size :shock: but I want to ask the question from a ladies' point of view.. (sketchy I know lol)
Does pussy size matter to you gents (and strap-on wielding females) out there ?
I am fully aware that a ladies' bits are elastic and shrink after childbirth...but what if you gents (or ladies) meet a lady who is just a bit too loose down there ? What if she does indeed have " a fanny like a bucket" ? What do you do ? Do you move politely on to the next lady or do you suggest anal play as "the way to go" ?
Please note it is Friday night and my tongue is stuck firmly to my cheek ;)
Minx x x
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Does (ladies') size matter ?
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Strap a plank to my back
I send 'em in with miners' helmets on ;) :giggle:
Are they the old-fashioned ones with a canary in case there are noxious gases? :lol:
Quote by Happy Cats
Strap a plank to my back
I send 'em in with miners' helmets on ;) :giggle:
Are they the old-fashioned ones with a canary in case there are noxious gases? :lol:
No noxious gases woman!!!! I wash every Christmas
:giggle: :giggle:Mr Muscle Oven Cleaner doesnt count :lol:
:doh: :doh: ffs thats a time
Sex God
Errr, what exactly do you think shrinks after childbirth? Usually only happens when they insert an extra stitch 'fer hubby'!
A ball of wool can be handy to find yer way out again. Makes knitting the cardy with it afterwards a bit of a struggle though!
This, of course brings to mind the old chestnut:
Woman to man: 'My, you've got a small organ!'
Man replies: 'But I've never played in a cathedral before!'
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A ball of wool can be handy to find yer way out again. Makes knitting the cardy with it afterwards a bit of a struggle though!
This, of course brings to mind the old chestnut:
Woman to man: 'My, you've got a small organ!'
Man replies: 'But I've never played in a cathedral before!'
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Quote by westerross
Errr, what exactly do you think shrinks after childbirth? Usually only happens when they insert an extra stitch 'fer hubby'!
Piffle!! A ladies' vaginal canal (how gross does that sound lol?) shrinks again after childbirth, albeit not completely-that's why we have pelvic floor exercises
Oh and who can do these without the facial expressions giving them away ? :giggle:Minx x x
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
pelvic floor exercises
Oooh I know all about them. We got a gold in the last Olympics didn't we!
When you said shrink again I didn't clock that you meant it shrank from the size when the baby's head is coming out! :shock:
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Quote by westerross
pelvic floor exercises
Oooh I know all about them. We got a gold in the last Olympics didn't we!
When you said shrink again I didn't clock that you meant it shrank from the size when the baby's head is coming out! :shock:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I don't think the mums among us will ever gain our initial tightness (unless we had c-sections) but from personal experience that has never been a prob ;)WW, I would pay to see his face the first time I 'clenched' ;)
I haven't got any children. However if I did I would expect my partner to be understanding if things changed a little below.
As I've mentioned before I had a long relationship with a married man, and one of his 'woes' what that his wife never bothered to do the pelvic floor exercises as recommended after child birth. He was such a gentleman he made two rather nasty comments about it..... although very unfair I have to admit that the euphemisms are funny. He said sleeping with her (his wife) was like:
"Throwing a broom handle up Regent Street."
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"Like shagging a saucepan."
I was astounded by his ignorance and selfishness, at the end of the day a baby has been born – what did he expect? :doh:
As I've mentioned before I had a long relationship with a married man, and one of his 'woes' what that his wife never bothered to do the pelvic floor exercises as recommended after child birth. He was such a gentleman he made two rather nasty comments about it..... although very unfair I have to admit that the euphemisms are funny. He said sleeping with her (his wife) was like:
"Throwing a broom handle up Regent Street."
&
"Like shagging a saucepan."
I was astounded by his ignorance and selfishness, at the end of the day a baby has been born – what did he expect? :doh:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Why am I sitting here doing pelvic floor exercises FFS!!!! :shock:
You Barstewards!
But isn't it fun doing them while you have a cock inside you ? Just to see the look on their face ... :twisted: :twisted:
I love doing that
As for having c-sections, it beats feeling like you're trying to shit a basketball :shock: There should be a law against 10lb babies :shock:
