Does size really matter?

23 Nov 2004

Don't just love it when a thread I start grows to pages and pages and pages!!!
Watch this one not get a single reply now sad

23 Nov 2004

It will die a quick death cos you haven't mentioned the "V" word :shock:

23 Nov 2004

I was sooooooooooooooooooooo tempted to do that but thought better of it lol

fools rush in confused

: :?: :?:
anyway size does matter :shock:
if I was any shorter I couldnt reach the topshelf :lol: :lol: :lol:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
I was sooooooooooooooooooooo tempted to do that but thought better of it
fools rush in : :?: :?:
anyway size does matter :shock:
if I was any shorter I couldnt reach the topshelf :lol: :lol: :lol:

Glad I didn't dsisappoint you Warwick :lol:
What 'V' word? Vodka? Vulva? Vasectomy?

23 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
What 'V' word? Vodka? Vulva? Vasectomy?

VERIFICATION
:eeek:
:crazy:
:scared:
bolt

23 Nov 2004

Im a short ass and i can't even open or close the little kitchen window cause i'm a short ass.......bloody any little windows in this house has to be closed and opened by mr hugs mad

........

23 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
What 'V' word? Vodka? Vulva? Vasectomy?

VERIFICATION
:eeek:
:crazy:
:scared:
bolt

Quick, she said it, somebody ban her!!!!
Where's the Medic (aka Fred) when you need some diamorphine?

23 Nov 2004

Quote by givemeahug
Im a short ass and i can't even open or close the little kitchen window cause i'm a short ass.......bloody any little windows in this house has to be closed and opened by mr hugs ........

Poor you, next time I'm in the area you can use me to step up on...

23 Nov 2004

Who's gonna give me a damned good varifying, that's what I want to know.
Not verified, not part of a clique, I feel so left out! :shock:
lol

23 Nov 2004

hmmph
miserable git thats the last time I waste valuable time certifying you mad

warwick goes off in a huff
buddy ingrates
mutters why I bother is beyond me
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
hmmph
mutters why I bother is beyond me

Must admit, I've heard that said about the place more than once...
"Hmmmph" they say,
"I wish that Warwick wouldn't bother!"
So you are not alone Mr. Warwick!!! Another club to join, the WTFDWB Club!
lol

:lol: :lol: wink

23 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
hmmph
miserable git thats the last time I waste valuable time certifying you

I'm certified but not verified!
There's an important yet subtle distinction between the two!
smile

23 Nov 2004

nice one marms lol

:lol:
now get your sorry ass over to the lets meet up thread and post some bollox for Deano :lol:
zootle only joshing matey :lol:

23 Nov 2004

Of course size matters !!! i,m so short i had to get a step ladder to reach puberty
..but as i,m often told all good things come in little packages

23 Nov 2004

Aye Aye Captain Birdsnest...

23 Nov 2004

Quote by sexyann57

Of course size matters !!! i,m so short i had to get a step ladder to reach puberty
..but as i,m often told all good things come in little packages

I did, didn't I!!!

23 Nov 2004

givemeahug wrote:
Im a short ass and i can't even open or close the little kitchen window cause i'm a short ass.......bloody any little windows in this house has to be closed and opened by mr hugs ........
Poor you, next time I'm in the area you can use me to step up on...

I'll get me boots out then wink

...u could help me get the xmas tree down from the loft as mr hugs and me r scared of spiders :lol2:and lots live up there its like a breeding zone :scared:

23 Nov 2004

Of course size matters! Sheesh, don't come over here with a finger of fudge - I wanna king size Mars Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

23 Nov 2004

Before they stop making them you mean!

23 Nov 2004

They are going to stop making king size Mars Bars???? What is the world coming to?
rolleyes

23 Nov 2004

Share? Share? Are you mad? Rolo's are tiny. I'm sorry but I'm going to need the whole Rolo all to myself.
biggrin

23 Nov 2004

Well not to me, I like being small.
If you apply it to burgers, then yes, very
Chocolate bars, the smaller the better
Fish fingers need to be big
Peas are better small
Steaks - BIG
Jas
XXX

23 Nov 2004

Quote by manofmuchfun
can I share my last rolo with you then ?

Why does Juliet get it and not me? Bludy favouritism, we'll not have cliqueyness here!

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Chocolate bars, the smaller the better

Erm...Jas? If ever you find yourself saddled with an objectionably-large one, I'd be more than happy to magically transform it into the smaller, more desirable variety before your very eyes. :lickface:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid

Of course size matters !!! i,m so short i had to get a step ladder to reach puberty
..but as i,m often told all good things come in little packages

I did, didn't I!!!
Errmm not gonna mention names to protect the innocent :uhoh: :haha: , :censored: but we did,nt need a step ladder :giggle:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by juliett49
They are going to stop making king size Mars Bars???? What is the world coming to?

Where did they find such a small king?

23 Nov 2004

when i was at school they brought out the equivelent to chocolate fingers..they were called "chocolate Fingermies" we used to have fun going around asking " do you want a fingermie" lol

:lol:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by sexyann57

Of course size matters !!! i,m so short i had to get a step ladder to reach puberty
..but as i,m often told all good things come in little packages

I did, didn't I!!!
Errmm not gonna mention names to protect the innocent :uhoh: :haha: , :censored: but we did,nt need a step ladder :giggle:
You can't mean Chris. He's about as innocent as I am, FFS.

23 Nov 2004

Well actualy i was thinking of my self vix redface

but i,m sure i,m on the verified list now.... if it still exists wink

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
You can't mean Chris. He's about as innocent as I am, FFS.

Welcome back from the land of nod, Vixy baby, did you have a nice nap?