Does Swingers Heaven REALLY swing???

20 May 2006

Quote by freckledbird

ps my girlfriend said the initial posting would get some heckles it just
Have fun everyone

That's odd - your profile says you are 'almost divoced' and doesn't indicate that you have a girlfriend.
Maybe those were the bits that were censored out?
Then again, your profile also says that you are both 41 and 43. Very odd.
He's 40 according to his advert FB...

20 May 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

ps my girlfriend said the initial posting would get some heckles it just
Have fun everyone

That's odd - your profile says you are 'almost divoced' and doesn't indicate that you have a girlfriend.
Maybe those were the bits that were censored out?
Then again, your profile also says that you are both 41 and 43. Very odd.
He's 40 according to his advert FB...
OK.....so in summary, we have a numerically challenged DROLL TROLL.
rolleyes

20 May 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Top Tip for the future - If you want to style yourself as a troll, try and be a bit more insulting and be sure to answer replies with far more disdain and wit than you are currently managing.
The ever helpful Jas
XXX

Hiya Gorgeous
hump

:68:

:blast: :68: :boink: :hump:

20 May 2006

Quote by winchwench

ps my girlfriend said the initial posting would get some heckles it just
Have fun everyone

That's odd - your profile says you are 'almost divoced' and doesn't indicate that you have a girlfriend.
Maybe those were the bits that were censored out?
Then again, your profile also says that you are both 41 and 43. Very odd.
He's 40 according to his advert FB...
OK.....so in summary, we have a numerically challenged DROLL TROLL.
rolleyes

Well put Winchwench and I think feeding time is over ;)
Minx x x

20 May 2006

Quote by Tramper

Top Tip for the future - If you want to style yourself as a troll, try and be a bit more insulting and be sure to answer replies with far more disdain and wit than you are currently managing.
The ever helpful Jas
XXX

Hiya Gorgeous
hump

:68:

:blast: :68: :boink: :hump:
Hello my sweet, have you come to show him how it's done.
passionkiss

Jas
XXX

20 May 2006

:doh: :roll: :doh:
For once I am going to resist the temptation to respond at length. The girls have (as ever) done a brilliant job of deflating and overblown twat.
All I will say is that I have met some wonderful people through this site and made some great friends. Will I play with some of them? I hope so, but we will see what happens. The point is to make friends, get to know people and let things happen naturally.
I particualrly liked the "I haven't bothered to read most of the replies comment"! :doh: Well, you should - you would probably find it very informative. Or is that the problem? You don't want to be proved wrong?
If you are positive and friendly on this site then you WILL meet people and I am sure you will have fun. If you are stroppy, impatient, demanding and rude then you certainly will not.
I am not sure where you live (haven't bothered to read your profile - surprise, surprise) but you will find the phone boxes in London plastered with colourful cards bearing photographs and phone numbers. Give one of them a call and I am sure you will get your shag. One word of warning though - please treat the ladies concerned with respect. They're people too, you know.
Will

20 May 2006

Oh Will, I love youuuuuuu :inlove:

20 May 2006

A bad workman blames his tools.........
Old saying but true...
Works fine for us too!!
Mike and Julie xx

20 May 2006

I've just had a hard day in the garden and I've been drinking some gorgeous red wine too so I shouldn't answer the initial posting direct - I am too angry and insulted (as a woman who loves sex and expects respect from her friends, casual aquaintances and lovers) to respond politely. But reading the responses has restored my faith in the good people on this site.
One thing I will say is that moaning about not getting a shag may get you a little sympathy but it won't get you a shag. We (the ladies and guys on the site) are not desperate, panting for any generous guy to come along and kindly offer to ease our desperation - we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.
Please bear in mind that I am more than a little drunk so if I have insulted or upset anyone other than the intended person, please forgive me. XX

20 May 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
I've just had a hard day in the garden and I've been drinking some gorgeous red wine too so I shouldn't answer the initial posting direct - I am too angry and insulted (as a woman who loves sex and expects respect from her friends, casual aquaintances and lovers) to respond politely. But reading the responses has restored my faith in the good people on this site.
One thing I will say is that moaning about not getting a shag may get you a little sympathy but it won't get you a shag. We (the ladies and guys on the site) are not desperate, panting for any generous guy to come along and kindly offer to ease our desperation - we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.
Please bear in mind that I am more than a little drunk so if I have insulted anyone other than the intended person, please frorgive me. XX

drunk or not my dear.... well said :thumbup:

20 May 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
We (the ladies and guys on the site) are not desperate, panting for any generous guy to come along and kindly offer to ease our desperation - we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.

Fuck me, I'll drink to that. :cheers: passionkiss

John , at least you remember my name, sweetie biggrin

20 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire

We (the ladies and guys on the site) are not desperate, panting for any generous guy to come along and kindly offer to ease our desperation - we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.

Fuck me, I'll drink to that. :cheers: passionkiss

Me too :cheers: Well said foxylady kiss

20 May 2006

Yes it does. Since joining the site, we've enjoyed swinging with 3 couples (one of which remains our "steady" for regular meets), 3 single females and countless single males. Granted, the fact that we're both greedy bisexual bastards helps in expanding our options here. So...ever thought of going bi-? ;)
~Reese! surprised

20 May 2006

Quote by john60
I havent had the inclination to read all the replies but I can imaging they are pretty much the same.
p

You start a thread with this trash and don't even have the decency to read all the replies???
Here's one for you then................. :wanker:
apologies to the Mods for blatant personal attack but this guy is ripping the p*ss mad

20 May 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

20 May 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
- we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.

I love this sentence
thankyou foxylady xxx :rose:

20 May 2006

As a single i have found this site good
I meet people i swing and i am having fun
I think you need to look at yourself and your aproach and attitude to meeting people.
The problem is not with the site or the way it is moderated

20 May 2006

Quote by lets_kiss
- we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.

I love this sentence
thankyou foxylady xxx :rose:
:thumbup: May I please have permission to add this quote to my profile Foxy ? lol

20 May 2006

Of course, with pleasure.
:happy:

21 May 2006

Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way ...
indeed how wrong you were....
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy.
for starters, maybe, but there's so much more...
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht
How do you actually swing via t'interweb? Apart from the "exhibitionist" cams, and chatting and getting to know folks, you cannot physically swing via WWW....
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact
No, but it is what folks want from a swinging chatroom, and direct contact would be a real club, not an interweb chatroom...
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????
No, surely people who wish to meet other liberated folks must realise that sometimes, the people they are chatting to have NO RESPECT!!
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!
We're relative newcomers and have had nothing but welcomes on this site from some awesome people who have helped us relax into the scene,and feel at ease
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????
cos in some rooms ya can direct, some ya can't... seems simple enough...
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??

So....if it was all directing, wouldn't it be another forum for peeps to be directing their own interweb porn?... the non-directing is what makes it voluntary and friendly...
But to answer your original question: Does Swingers Heaven REALLY swing...?
Yes it effing does!! :twisted: :twisted:
<deep breath>!!

21 May 2006

Quote by hugs1
But to answer your original question: Does Swingers Heaven REALLY swing...?
Yes it effing does!! :twisted: :twisted:
<deep breath>!!

but only if u can manage to stay awake :lol2:
bolt

24 May 2006

Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way ...
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy.
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??

What can I say that hasn't already been said - I don't know but I'll have a go?! I read this post through a mixture of scowling and laughing! At the end of the day it's folk like you that make genuine people not want to go on cam. If you are in a chat room and I'm naked on my webcam and you are one of 30 guys telling me to "rub your cl*t" or "get you tits out" what makes you think that
A) I want to be told what to do?
or
B) That I should listen to you specifically and not all the others?
Personally speaking I joined SH to meet like-minded people, go to social events and make friends, and if something comes of it the great! I go in the chat rooms to have a little fun now and then which is my personal choice. I think that if you allowed directing in all rooms people would simply stop going on cam and THAT would effect SH chat rooms!
If there is a couple or guy or woman on webcam they are allowing you to join them - they are not robots performing for you and you alone - you have the privilege of observing them and what the want to show is up to them. Whinging that you get booted for attempting to boss them about is just sad and most likely indicative of why you are managing to be so remarkably unsuccessful!
And by the way.... YES SH really swings and I love it!

24 May 2006

yet another post thats gone down like a pork chop at a Bar-mitzvah.
with regards to your comments.... i cant be arsed saying anything other than your post severely reeks of
:bs:

24 May 2006

Quote by DeeCee
yet another post thats gone down like a pork chop at a Bar-mitzvah.
with regards to your comments.... i cant be arsed saying anything other than your post severely reeks of
:bs:

Yawn..... who was the intended lucky recipient of the little comment supposed to be? Or couldn't you be arsed with that either lmao?! :twisted:

24 May 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
yet another post thats gone down like a pork chop at a Bar-mitzvah.
with regards to your comments.... i cant be arsed saying anything other than your post severely reeks of
:bs:

Yawn..... who was the intended lucky recipient of the little comment supposed to be? Or couldn't you be arsed with that either lmao?! :twisted:
erm.... john60
you have nothing to fear Kiss-me........

24 May 2006

Quote by DeeCee
yet another post thats gone down like a pork chop at a Bar-mitzvah.
with regards to your comments.... i cant be arsed saying anything other than your post severely reeks of
:bs:

Yawn..... who was the intended lucky recipient of the little comment supposed to be? Or couldn't you be arsed with that either lmao?! :twisted:
erm.... john60
you have nothing to fear Kiss-me........
DeeCee - Please accept my apologies for totally jumping the gun - my only excuse was that I was still a little prickley from reading the orginal post. redface

xxx

24 May 2006

I started on this site over 2 years ago ... and ive had a great time, met great people and shagged a few too biggrin

.... and one thing thats always remained a constant..............
There is always 1 sad wa**er that spoils the single blokes image amongst the entire community and in this case it you....!!! mad

Single blokes get enuff stick and have a hard time proving they are genuine without the assistance of some wannabe halfwit tosser who has an attitude cos he aint bin laid. So think before you put your foot up your own ass and if you dont like it...fook off elsewhere and see how far u get.!!! :x
Rant over..!!!

24 May 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
yet another post thats gone down like a pork chop at a Bar-mitzvah.
with regards to your comments.... i cant be arsed saying anything other than your post severely reeks of
:bs:

Yawn..... who was the intended lucky recipient of the little comment supposed to be? Or couldn't you be arsed with that either lmao?! :twisted:
erm.... john60
you have nothing to fear Kiss-me........
DeeCee - Please accept my apologies for totally jumping the gun - my only excuse was that I was still a little prickley from reading the orginal post. redface

xxx
apologies accepted my little honey bee...
thinking about it though, u do actually have something to fear............... me
Did u knowthat we share the same certification ie. we're both certified by Sarah as being pervs?.... although i dont readily admit mine......
Hows that for having something in common?

26 May 2006

Without reading anything posted before...
In answer to the question "does swining heaven swing" and assuming you mean do people play...
Then I have to say "yes"
If you mean do people know the dance moves to swing... I aint got a clue... i'm still getting my head around the jive as seen on BBC1 (was far simpler in my day, lol)
If you mean.. can i get a quck shag... then yes you can if you have something to offer that others dont. (ie a 10+ inch dick)
If you mean can i get a GF... dunno... I'd love to meet a single woman that I get on with, we have a sexual attraction with each other, and is on the same wavelength with... but I'm not holding my breath due to my interest with the DS side of things.
If you are just looking to unload... then I sugest you go gay and look at a site that has gay and dar, lol, plenty of people on there that are looking so suck and fuck, lol.
if you want to be a swinger.. then I suggest you actually get to know people and make friends and accept tthe fact that playing is not going to be a foregoen conclusion unless you attend a greedy girls night at a paying venue.
I myself will not play with anyone unless i'm attracted to someone(s) as whats the point as I may as well wank over pics if the sex is not going to be more interesting than a fantasy!!!!!!!!

26 May 2006

i have just read through this entire thread, and have thoroughly enjoyed it
i am a patient man, i know, that if there was ever going to be someone i click with, i have an even better chance, as there is one less single guy in the way lol
its the sort of attitude that puts me off going to the chatrooms on any regular basis, as i stated in a thread entitled no directing
with regards to your character assasination of poshkate, you basically state that you will ignore what she has to say, and will go look for the opinions of other forms of intelligence, it seems to me that you wont find out about poshkates intelligence, as that would involve actually talking with her (note i said with, and not to) which is something that is done by chatting in a chatroom, which would obviously spoil the time you have pleasuring yourself
i dont know many people from this site, but the ones i have met are fantastic people, who put the effort in of making arrangements to meet up, be it on a one on one basis, or at a munch, the efforts i have seen by the people who attend munches, is worth my time and attention, as they are among the greatest people i have ever met, and knowing how special these people are will always tell me that one of these people are worth 10 of you
good luck, happy hunting, thanks for making the good ones look good