Dogging Taxis?

6 Feb 2005

I mean, do they exist? dunno

ES and I would love to be able to call up one, especially if it was one of those big long cars with darkened windows and tart ourselves around the doggin spots in the south east, picking up peeps along the way.
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:hump:
Searched the Yellow Pages to no avail evil

:evil:
Car problems cancelled our dogging tonight, now we are pissed, horny and can't find the Dogging Taxi number anywhere. :doh:
FFS!

6 Feb 2005

No you've misread, it's Doug's taxis....

6 Feb 2005

Don't do it! It's dangerous!!
'Twas travelling in a cab recently with three others, so I had to use the flip-down seat facing backwards. Suddenly, the beautiful young lady seated opposite me lifted her tiny black skirt a little to reveal that she wasn't wearing any panties. I instinctively dove off of my seat to snatch a lick and then bounced back to my seat...only to find that it had folded up, leaving me in a crumpled heap on the taxi floor! :shock: redface

Let this be a warning to you! rolleyes

~Reese!

6 Feb 2005

Quote by Reese
I instinctively dove off of my seat to snatch a lick and then bounced back to my seat...only to find that it had folded up, leaving me in a crumpled heap on the taxi floor! :shock:
Let this be a warning to you!
~Reese!

:giggle: :giggle:

Absolutely priceless!!!! Luv to have been in yr dogging taxi that nite Reese!

6 Feb 2005

Oh No! And it`s all our fault you didn`t go yesterday! :shock:
Venusxxx

6 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Oh No! And it`s all our fault you didn`t go yesterday! :shock:
Venusxxx

Ya Bugger!!!!! It's all your fault :shock: :shock:
ES has just insisted on giving me his special remedy for a sore throat. I wouln't mind but I haven't got a sore throat FFS!!! smackbottom

6 Feb 2005

awwwwww don't be mean to him, he's being thoughtful and trying to avoid you getting a sore throat honey
Bev
xx

6 Feb 2005

What about renting a limo? It might well be worth the cost if shared between several people.

6 Feb 2005

Quote by Reese
Don't do it! It's dangerous!!
'Twas travelling in a cab recently with three others, so I had to use the flip-down seat facing backwards. Suddenly, the beautiful young lady seated opposite me lifted her tiny black skirt a little to reveal that she wasn't wearing any panties. I instinctively dove off of my seat to snatch a lick and then bounced back to my seat...only to find that it had folded up, leaving me in a crumpled heap on the taxi floor! :shock:
Let this be a warning to you!
~Reese!

It was the funniest thing. The rest of us just killed ourselves, laughing. Taxi driver included. It's nice to have a new excuse to laugh at the American.

6 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
awwwwww don't be mean to him, he's being thoughtful and trying to avoid you getting a sore throat honey
Bev
xx

Yeah, but now he's snoring his bonce off :sleeping: and I'm left with no sore throat (thank u ES hunni passionkiss

) but no further forward in my quest for a shag :shock: :shock:

6 Feb 2005

Oh. You won't want to know that I'm off for a marathon shag then will you?

6 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Oh. You won't want to know that I'm off for a marathon shag then will you?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:smackbottom:

6 Feb 2005

OK then I'll be quiet as I can wink

Won't keep you awake moaning and screaming.
Won't jump off the wardrobe in case you hear.
Will shut the window so's you don't hear me groaning.
Nite honey, sweet dreams
:wink:
Bev
xx

6 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OK then I'll be quiet as I can
Won't keep you awake moaning and screaming.
Won't jump off the wardrobe in case you hear.
Will shut the window so's you don't hear me groaning.
Nite honey, sweet dreams
:wink:
Bev
xx

I'm jealous! :twisted:
Don't worry - I'll not hear a thing for the snoring!!!! lol

I'll get my own back when I wake him up at 4 to say good morning properly before I leave for work!! :lol: :lol:
Nite smile

xx

6 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OK then I'll be quiet as I can
Won't keep you awake moaning and screaming.
Won't jump off the wardrobe in case you hear.
Will shut the window so's you don't hear me groaning.
Nite honey, sweet dreams
:wink:
Bev
xx

pant pant pnat pnat, leave the window open a bit puhleeeezz

7 Feb 2005

Be here in twenty minutes .