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DOGZ - The Agony Uncle & General have a laff thread !!!

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Quote by blonde
Mr Tweeky ............. I am getting to like you :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

But everyone loves you, you little sexy weetabix.....:giggle:
Quote by blonde
Mr Tweeky ............. I am getting to like you :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Aww thanks redface for you :rose:
Mr Tweeky
:shock: Dogz mate... you had yer Steak and Beer yet?
Quote by blonde
Hello Mr Agony Uncle kiss
Tonights questions :-
1. Why do mens ears grow hair when it starts to fall outta their heads ?
2. Why do men snore?
3. Why dont men buy wallets to match their shoes ?
4. Why dont all men shave the long 'orrible hairs on their legs ?
5. Why dont more men drink Martini and lemonade ?
Thanx again in anticipation
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

SORRY AGAIN BOY's N GIRL'S, BUT I DO HAVE WORK TO DO!! I MAY NOT BE AROUND MUCH, BUT I'M WORTH THE WAIT !
In Answer Blonde to yer Questions,
point 1) Thats so you can check which way up they are!
point2) So women have to put up with some nagging noise for a change
Point3) So we can have a quick scratch 'n' play with our balls when our hands go in our pockets.
Point4) What? You mean it's only me then !!!!!!
Point5) Would you really want to go out with a man that drank Martini & Lemonade???
Quote by Dogz
Point5) Would you really want to go out with a man that drank Martini & Lemonade???

Point taken rolleyes
Quote by Darkfire

Me First . My problem is there is 68 miles between me 'n' Darkfire - Boo Hoo !

Think you've answered your own question in another thread. 68 miles between you & Darkfire?
You say your a biker & a train driver
Isn't that the answer dunno
Good luck
:giggle: Well spotted Hers passionkiss
he's shy lol , or scared..... or CHICKEN :lol: :lol:
Ahhhh!!! Darkfire! you've wounded me :upset: Shy ? Never! Scared? as if! Chicken?? we'll see sillyassionkiss: