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.....Unless you are going to say Hi to me!
Sorry, it is the only way I could think of to get people to read my post!
Now that I have got your attention.....
Hello,
I am pretty new to the site, a week and a half to be precise, and I thought it was time that I introduced myself.
I am Danny, although those of you who have been in the Chat Room between 11pm and 1am for the last week or so will know me as BigDanny12999.
I am 6' 9" tall (yes I know, I should be in a circus) which is why the "BigDanny" nick and not because I am trying to say I have a big 'un. lol
I am a 31 year old, str8 fella who has recently split from a partner and has decided to try and fulfill my long term fantasies of watching and joining in with couples and thought I would come direct to the source lol . Seriously though, I have joined because I thought I would check out the "seedy life of sex" to find out what the fuss is all about.
What my last 10 days or so of chatting to people in the chat room is that the so called Seedy life is full of nice friendly people, loving couples and a couple of people who's lack of sexual inhibitions both scare and delight me! (along with the odd obligitory transient knob-heads of course).
I was extremley nervous going into the chat room for the first time, especially as a single bloke, but after a few unsuccessful attempts to push my way into the fast moving conversations (it takes a while for your eyes to get used to scolling that quickly doesn't it!?) I was given a warm welcome by most, with one person in particular making the effort to get me into the conversation (You know who you are!)! kiss
Since then, I have been in most nights and have come to know a few of the regulars and have enjoyed the banter a lot. There are some funny people on there! Seriously!
PM's interest me and Just so that you know, I am not adverse to anyone pm'ing me for a civilized conversation or otherwise!
So far I have had a couple of PM's that were nice with people I have met in the room, but these have all been requested by myself.
The only people that pm'd me (without asking if you don't mind!) were twohorneyguysuk, who for some reason wanted to "use me as their double-adaptor", which I respectfully declined. biggrin
Anyway, I am sorry to make this so long, I would just like to thank you all of you who have said hello to me and to those that haven't had a chance yet, I hope to speak with you soon.
BigDanny12999
:D :D :D :D :twisted: :D
Hello BigDanny wave
Welcome to the slower paced world of the forums biggrin Depending on your mood, you can flick between the two places now :D
Have fun!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hello and welcome :wave2:
Another big man :bounce: Do you do cuddles?
Oh and a smackbottom for making me panic.
Jas
XXX
BigDanny that wasn't funny mad I thought you were serious for a minute and you had a problem in the chatroom.
I was going to come and sort you out smackbottom
Its nice to see you spreading your wings from the chatroom into the forum.
I hope you find what you are looking for and have fun alone the way lol
Dawn :silly:
Hiya! wave and :welcome: to the forum!
Mmmmmm, tall men :twisted:
Have fun BigDanny! kiss
Thank you all for your responses so far...and for not being mean to me...yet! lol
OK, Q&A.
Voddy, do I have a cute bum? The answer to that is YES!! and no. It depends on whether you go on looks or feel? :P besides, I can't see it myself although it does occasionally get pinched when I am in the pub. I have warned that landlord before.....!
Dawn_Mids, sorry. Very sorry, please don't spank me any more....mistress....oh go on then!
Jas-Tim, I do cuddles, bear hugs, snuggles, spoons, sleep-overs..... wink
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Dawn_Mids, sorry. Very sorry, please don't spank me any more....mistress....oh go on then!

Oh ok if I have to
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Danny
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Jas-Tim
:bounce: Do you do cuddles?

Jas~
You're a cuddler?! :shock: I truly fear that I shall explode now. passionkiss
~Reese! :love:
P.S. to BigDanny: wave Hi and to the SH forums!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mad runs in with skirt tucked into her knickers and her knitting needles at the ready ......................... :shock: Oh! false alarm redface thought our beloved chatroom was being slated then rolleyes
ok I'll go back to my slot in the chatroom and meditate and look cool cool
Welcome to SH and all of its communities xxxxxxxxx
.xX Jo Xx.
Quote by Reese
:bounce: Do you do cuddles?

Jas~
You're a cuddler?! :shock: I truly fear that I shall explode now. passionkiss
~Reese! :love:
P.S. to BigDanny: wave Hi and to the SH forums!!
Oh I love cuddles they're the best thing :smile2: sillyassionkiss:
They help with the pain as well, I don't know why though, think that might be in my mind :silly:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh I love cuddles they're the best thing :smile2: passionkiss
They help with the pain as well, I don't know why though, think that might be in my mind :silly:
Jas
XXX

Jas~
Cool! I've always been a chronic cuddler. As much as I love sex, you just can't beat a nice, lingering snuggle beneath the duvet. :inlove:
~Reese! :love:
P.S. So what if it's all in your mind?! Whatever works!! Besides, Vix & I are utterly mad anyway, so I think you'll fit in quite nicely with us. ;)
6'9"
hot dammmmmmmmmm
now I DO feel inaddkwate..imadiquit...grrr small smile
Any cuddle-aholics that need a big hug on a wet Wednesday night is free to pop around.
I have to say, if you are talking about cuddling, I absolutley love it. There is no better way to fall asleep that with a lovely woman laying on your shoulders, or spooning (that way there is easy access if sleep does not come easily) :twisted: lol
While I am here, and this is my first thread, I would like to make my comments on the forum, the posts I have read so far......you are all mad! (especially vix...you a funny lady)although Venus comes a cloes second.
it is not often that I laugh out loud at a couple of lines of text, but I have today...perhaps I shouldn't log on while I am at work....
I think I may be spending less time in the chat room and more in the forum from now on....
Fanks one and all for giving me a giggle.
Hi Danny, fantastic first post, fantastic credentials, no need to say make yourself feel at home cos you already did. When I first joined this circus I became totally addicted and suddenly had no life other than this one. Watch out for the sexy suction of swinging heaven. And get your name down for a munch or two, sure you will not be turned away lol
You say your bum depends on if one goes for looks or feel....so in which category do you put yours? And on whose say-so?
Happy chatting xx
Kristof - No need to worry mate, the ladies all seem to say that size doesn't matter. Isn't that right girls?
Anyway, it is not so good being this tall when you bump your head on traffic lights....bus shelters...every doorway ever made... :doh:
SunBunny - I do feel at home and I am already addicted! smile As for the arse thing, people generally say I "have a nice arse"...then they generally say " it is a shame it is on his shoulders" - Hence my avatar!! lol
coffee
mad on here noooooooooooooo just slightly nuts
welcome wave
danny, hey!
:welcome: to SH!
and may i say what a refreshing change! for one, you actually got in there, and two, you didn't moan about the place! ;) ain't so bad eh?
n x x x ;)
Cheers neilinleeds....well there is the fact that I missed the Essex munch...that's something to moan about. :cry:
Don't fret Dan.
You know, that SE lot are probably too smart and fast for us SW lot anyroad.
How close are you to Glastonbury? I need to know for purely scientific reasons, ya know.
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Don't fret Dan.
You know, that SE lot are probably too smart and fast for us SW lot anyroad.
How close are you to Glastonbury? I need to know for purely scientific reasons, ya know.

Hey Vix, Actually I am originally from East London, so I am just as fast and smart as the SE lot with all the refinement and inability to negotiate roundabouts as the SW lot!! biggrin
Glastonbury? I can be there in an hour (in the name of science of course)! wink