:shock: :shock: :shock: Blimey !!!!!!! thought my house spiders were big !
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Blimey !!!!!!! thought my house spiders were big !
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Blimey !!!!!!! thought my house spiders were big !
Sexpert
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I know there are a lot of people out there who will be having nightmares about that picture so if you want some reassurance Click here
Bluddy good picture though MrsFC ;-)
Hehe, I've seen it before, and read Snopes take on it....the following is reassurance is it? :shock:
1: The picture is genuine
2: They do exist, they're just not "proper" spiders (more like scorpions in fact...)
3: They can't go 25mph stupid.....just 10 (how fast can you run....)
4: They aren't poisonous....they just bite like buggery.
Feeling assured? :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by SteveClarke
I know there are a lot of people out there who will be having nightmares about that picture so if you want some reassurance Click here
Bluddy good picture though MrsFC ;-)
Hehe, I've seen it before, and read Snopes take on it....the following is reassurance is it? :shock:
1: The picture is genuine
2: They do exist, they're just not "proper" spiders (more like scorpions in fact...)
3: They can't go 25mph stupid.....just 10 (how fast can you run....)
4: They aren't poisonous....they just bite like buggery.
Feeling assured? :twisted:
Glad you pointed that out cos I was thinking I was a bit more scared after reading the snopes devaluing of the creature than I was making up eight legged freak style stories in my head... at least making stuff up *is* ficticious!
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Glad you pointed that out cos I was thinking I was a bit more scared after reading the snopes devaluing of the creature than I was making up eight legged freak style stories in my head... at least making stuff up *is* ficticious!
Just to make them look that bit worst though these ones have got 10 legs, not 8 :shock:
Tony
Sex God
Ewww. and I can't believe I actually went back to count it's legs thinking maybe they were overextended palps or something similar..... no..... it appears to be ten legs each. Which... technically doesn't make it a spider... but thats what it is classified as, which make it worse cos I don't like scorpions much as it is... but a scorpion masquerading as a spider is just bad and wrong.
a small bit of paper just fell off the top of my monitor and I nearly shit myself! 
Bloody creepy crawlies.... those things are why I live in northern europe and embrace the cold weather with an added vigour and joy in my heart.
Gem. x -loving colder climates and never stepping barefoot on iraqi dessert
a small bit of paper just fell off the top of my monitor and I nearly shit myself! Bloody creepy crawlies.... those things are why I live in northern europe and embrace the cold weather with an added vigour and joy in my heart.Gem. x -loving colder climates and never stepping barefoot on iraqi dessert
Sex God
I'm not a fan of spiders 
, but I have been dreaming about this picture alll night :doh:
Woke up scratching myself :uhoh:
, but I have been dreaming about this picture alll night :doh:Woke up scratching myself :uhoh:
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Ewww. and I can't believe I actually went back to count it's legs thinking maybe they were overextended palps or something similar..... no..... it appears to be ten legs each. Which... technically doesn't make it a spider... but thats what it is classified as, which make it worse cos I don't like scorpions much as it is... but a scorpion masquerading as a spider is just bad and wrong.
Gem. x -loving colder climates and never stepping barefoot on iraqi dessert
Just don't go looking in any dark hole today, 1 might just jump out at you.... and spiders love dark little ( big in this case ) holes like under your desk
Tony
Sex God
that has actually just made me shiver!!!!!!!! and not through the cold!
(i know its not the cold, as my nipples are not hard!
)
(i know its not the cold, as my nipples are not hard!
) Sex God
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ooooh can i keep him?
Earthy xx
The spider or the US Marine?
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Ewww. and I can't believe I actually went back to count it's legs thinking maybe they were overextended palps or something similar..... no..... it appears to be ten legs each. Which... technically doesn't make it a spider... but thats what it is classified as, which make it worse cos I don't like scorpions much as it is... but a scorpion masquerading as a spider is just bad and wrong.
Gem. x -loving colder climates and never stepping barefoot on iraqi dessert
Just don't go looking in any dark hole today, 1 might just jump out at you.... and spiders love dark little ( big in this case ) holes like under your desk
Tony
And don't forget to do what the Aussies do... always check under the toilet seat ;-)
That reminds me of the program I saw the other week where they explained how rats can climb up the inside of your drainpipes and end up in the toilet bowl. Apparently the splashing sound attracts them :twisted:
Think it's time I went into hiding
Sex God
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ooooh can i keep him?
Earthy xx
The spider or the US Marine?
guess :twisted:
Earthy xx
Given that it is you I am gonna plump for the marine, and I am gonna go for bonus points and guess that more than one would be good.
