MISSCHIEF is in the house!!!!!
Welcome back, we missed you!! Carpy has been whimpering, Sarge has been pinning, Arti is positvely beside himself. Fred, well he just wants your body!!!
Look forward to your posts again.
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Don't think we didn't notice!
OMG!!!!!!!!
ooooooooo I am so glad to be back. Far too excited, knackered n spaced out with a body that is still swaying like its on a plane to go searching for an appropriate emoticon.
so ....... insert dancing, wiggling, nipple tassle twirling, whooping little yellow critter here!
Had a brilliant holiday, only thing I forgot to pick up on the way out the house was my hand luggage :shock: :shock: so spent a fortnight with no make-up apart from an eyeliner(no matter how much blending you do, it will never look like blusher and makes a lousy eyeshadow too. In fact I looked very similar to Tim in that WI calendar photo :shock: ), no blanky to settle my youngest, no camera, no glasses to wear once I took my lenses out and half my spending cash missing....... but on the bright side, I remembered both the kids 8) .... so well done me I say! 8)
God, I have so missed you all, I really have. Thank you for that you lot, you are the best
:kiss: :kiss:
off to ring Carpy for the 3rd time in 10 minutes, just cos I can!
ooooooooo I am so glad to be back. Far too excited, knackered n spaced out with a body that is still swaying like its on a plane to go searching for an appropriate emoticon.
so ....... insert dancing, wiggling, nipple tassle twirling, whooping little yellow critter here!
Had a brilliant holiday, only thing I forgot to pick up on the way out the house was my hand luggage :shock: :shock: so spent a fortnight with no make-up apart from an eyeliner(no matter how much blending you do, it will never look like blusher and makes a lousy eyeshadow too. In fact I looked very similar to Tim in that WI calendar photo :shock: ), no blanky to settle my youngest, no camera, no glasses to wear once I took my lenses out and half my spending cash missing....... but on the bright side, I remembered both the kids 8) .... so well done me I say! 8)
God, I have so missed you all, I really have. Thank you for that you lot, you are the best
:kiss: :kiss:off to ring Carpy for the 3rd time in 10 minutes, just cos I can!
OMG!!!!! Fred..........she said hmmm hmmm!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Man the barricades. They'll be coming to get us now. Be on the lookout for the hmmm hmmm Police. Shut the door and turn the light off. Pretend we're not in when they knock on the door!! Do you think we can all hide behind the sofa when they look through the window????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Man the barricades. They'll be coming to get us now. Be on the lookout for the hmmm hmmm Police. Shut the door and turn the light off. Pretend we're not in when they knock on the door!! Do you think we can all hide behind the sofa when they look through the window????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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In fact I looked very similar to Tim in that hmm hmm calendar photo :shock: ),
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OMG!!!!! Fred..........she said hmmm hmmm!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I knew there was something I had to warn her about when we spoke on the phone earlier - too late ! :doh:
OMG WhavIdone!
Ok, now fully filled :twisted: (thank you Carpy). WIll never mention it again, WIsh I knew about that WIcked episode a tad earlier, but at least I am WIser now 8)
Anything else I need to know before launching myself feet first
..... Will read up on what I've missed, honest :lol:
Ok, now fully filled :twisted: (thank you Carpy). WIll never mention it again, WIsh I knew about that WIcked episode a tad earlier, but at least I am WIser now 8)
Anything else I need to know before launching myself feet first
..... Will read up on what I've missed, honest :lol: 
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Great to see you back Misschief !!!
Oh - so no bugger tells me she is back!
Only her personal identity creator......
nuffink..
not a peck on the cheek, a wink, a rub of the shoulder - not even a fart in my general direction........
HUH!
Who says we missed her. I didn't even notice she had gone.....
Me?
I never even spoke to Carpy and asked where she was - never!
Bloody women!
*phhhaattttttttttttt*
SHIT! - my dummy just went into the Ferret's cage!
*mumble, mutter, groan, shuffle*
Only her personal identity creator......
nuffink..
not a peck on the cheek, a wink, a rub of the shoulder - not even a fart in my general direction........
HUH!
Who says we missed her. I didn't even notice she had gone.....
Me?
I never even spoke to Carpy and asked where she was - never!
Bloody women!
*phhhaattttttttttttt*
SHIT! - my dummy just went into the Ferret's cage!
*mumble, mutter, groan, shuffle*
Oh Fred Shush!!!
risks life n limb by climbing into ferret cage to retrieve dummy and blanky. Although have tied all entrances to my clothing after the last fiasco!
There there Fred.
My brain is still in 'use esp on this plane to stay in the air for the next 8 hours' mode. Someone had to keep it in the air, every other bugger was asleep! Funny how you think that gripping the armrests for 8 hours while staring straight ahead without blinking is gonna keep the plane up, seemed so logical at the time
Thats my brain bit, my eyes are even worse, v. similar shape to my tits! Not up where they should be! .... Not helped by the game of 'Ping Pong' I have just been watching before getting distracted back here.
Thats my excuse and sticking to it ............. so a belated
Hello Fred
Thank you for the welcome back you lot, you're such lovely people. Hope you're all safe in the knowledge that I spent the whole fortnight pining for you, bluddy good to be back. A piece of advice for all - think carefully about booking a holiday, as soon as you arrive at your destination, you will be wondering what the forum is up to and what you're missing out on
I think we should think seriously about having a summer SH shutdown. Not this year tho, cos already had my hols now!
Right, back to the game of Ping Pong ......
risks life n limb by climbing into ferret cage to retrieve dummy and blanky. Although have tied all entrances to my clothing after the last fiasco!
There there Fred.
My brain is still in 'use esp on this plane to stay in the air for the next 8 hours' mode. Someone had to keep it in the air, every other bugger was asleep! Funny how you think that gripping the armrests for 8 hours while staring straight ahead without blinking is gonna keep the plane up, seemed so logical at the time
Thats my brain bit, my eyes are even worse, v. similar shape to my tits! Not up where they should be! .... Not helped by the game of 'Ping Pong' I have just been watching before getting distracted back here.
Thats my excuse and sticking to it ............. so a belated
Hello Fred
Thank you for the welcome back you lot, you're such lovely people. Hope you're all safe in the knowledge that I spent the whole fortnight pining for you, bluddy good to be back. A piece of advice for all - think carefully about booking a holiday, as soon as you arrive at your destination, you will be wondering what the forum is up to and what you're missing out on
I think we should think seriously about having a summer SH shutdown. Not this year tho, cos already had my hols now!
Right, back to the game of Ping Pong ......
Oh well...
As you put it so nicely......
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Welcome back Hun - did miss you really!
:inlove: :69: 
- just making up for lost time!
You missed the refurbishment of the GFZ - we so desperately needed a good tea maker that weekend!
Never mind - one good thing - we found this article of clothing when we cleaned out the old GFZ. We think it was your jumper that the ferrets made a nest in. It washed up reasonably well and may go back into shape and the extra holes are supposed to be the in thing. We even wrapped it in some tissue paper and put it in a nice box for you. Yes - I know it looks like toilet paper - the best tissue paper always does - and NO - the box was not the shoebox we used for Sarge's hamster funeral after Xmas - honest!
Sure you don't want it?
Fred
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As you put it so nicely......
ops: :oops: Welcome back Hun - did miss you really!
:inlove: :69: - just making up for lost time!You missed the refurbishment of the GFZ - we so desperately needed a good tea maker that weekend!
Never mind - one good thing - we found this article of clothing when we cleaned out the old GFZ. We think it was your jumper that the ferrets made a nest in. It washed up reasonably well and may go back into shape and the extra holes are supposed to be the in thing. We even wrapped it in some tissue paper and put it in a nice box for you. Yes - I know it looks like toilet paper - the best tissue paper always does - and NO - the box was not the shoebox we used for Sarge's hamster funeral after Xmas - honest!
Sure you don't want it?
Fred
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