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Don''t touch me Stinky!!

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I've got a friend ( male and most definately platonic! ) staying for a couple of days. Now he's funny and great company but he insists on hugging me all the time. Being a touchy-feely kinda gal, this isn't normally a problem but he's got dreadful BO! :shock: :scared:
I'd hate to hurt his feelings but how can I tell him to either back off or go spend the next 3 hours scrubbing his stinky pits in the bath? poke
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try some subtle hints like go for a bath n say you jump in first while i do......ironing etc. then have a quick shower to alay suspicion
I tried that Sara.
I went for a bath and said 'want me to run one for you or leave this water for you?' He said 'it's ok, I don't need one'
Wanna bet????? :shock:
say out loud....what is that DREADFUL smell....can you smell it?? It smells vile, are you sure you cant smell it, well whatever it is its making me feel right sick!!
and hope he gets the hint!
or say....whoa mate...overdoing the testosterone this morning arent we?? in a jokey sort of way.
Trouble is some peoples sense of smell is not good, so this person even if asked if they can smell something might not be able to.
Suggest:- shoving them in the shower with loads of shower gel, or just coming out with it and telling them straight they smell, and / or suggest a visit to the Doctors as it might be some sort of medical ocndition.
Always a tricky one this!
And in a former managerial life I somehow was always the one tasked with dealing with these issues... if it is as bad as you say, then I would tactfully mention it. There are lots of good anti perspirants nowadays at somewhere like Boots or (and I have a friend who has a medical condition where she sweats profusely) doctors can prescribe stronger ones.
I would want my friends to tell me if I smelt bad...
Nola x
aim a bloody good air freshner his way while he watching telly dunno
get him stripped off in the garden and take a hose pipe to him while the kids jump on big bottles of showerr gel aimed at him dunno (actually that sounds fun)
actually id tell him straight, but tactfully. If it were my friend and they couldnt take what i told them, then id leave the stinky urchin to it.....
when i ponder questions such as this, i try to put myself in the position of all protaganists. and if i were your friend, id be happy someone told me tactfully. its only a matter of time till a stranger tells him............ and it micght not be as gently as you could say it.
good luck.............or if not.....try one of those old skool diving helmets......
I never went anywhere near ya!
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I never went anywhere near ya!
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I'd remember if you had :twisted:
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I never went anywhere near ya!
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I'd remember if you had :twisted:
for a while at least
perhaps until the disinfectant had done its work and you can once again feel clean...
then just a little longer for the true horror to loose some of it's resonance.
dirty!
lp
You could invite a less tacful person round to tell him for you?
H.x
buy a reall nice smelly gift...... from Lush or something! Say its been lovely having you around and I saw this and decided to treat you. Subtle but it might work! Or I love *blah blah products* an was buying myself something so thought Id get you a little treat too!
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say out loud....what is that DREADFUL smell....can you smell it?? It smells vile, are you sure you cant smell it, well whatever it is its making me feel right sick!!
and hope he gets the hint!

yeah, this is something I have done in the past.
It worked - for a while!
lol
Tell him you want to play a game of Charades and then act out the scene from Pulp Fiction where Harvey Keitel makes John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson go into the back garden and hoses them down..... drag him if you have to.
HTH :thumbup: biggrin
Thanks for all the tips guys rotflmao
I just had to tell him in the end. I got to the stage where I had to push him away if he got too close! He asked me what was up in the end so I told him redface
He had a bath last night and smells a lot better now rotflmao
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Thanks for all the tips guys rotflmao
I just had to tell him in the end. I got to the stage where I had to push him away if he got too close! He asked me what was up in the end so I told him redface
He had a bath last night and smells a lot better now rotflmao

But is he still speaking (as opposed to reeking) to you? confused:
only just Winchy......only just! rotflmao
Now all you have to do is to make sure he has a bath EVERYDay he is with you!! lol
Glad ya got it sorted! smile
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Now all you have to do is to make sure he has a bath EVERYDay he is with you!! lol

I made him have another one this morning then booted him out the door after lunch rotflmao I like visitors but unless they're the shagging kind, they get under my feet after a couple of days confused