Dont you just.........

27 Jun 2004

........HATE fecking housework?????
Anyone now any magic remedies for millions of toys everywhere???? mad

:x :x
(apart from chucking them out)
Think i may invent a remote controlled vacuum cleaner,which can also do polishing and washing at the same time!!!! biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Anyone fancy coming and doing it for me??
Wouldnt need to come dressed ive got a pinny you can borrow!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

27 Jun 2004

That one's simple to solve! biggrin

Get yourself a pair of jack boots and a tawse and THEN get a subbie Trannie and order HER to do it! :twisted: :twisted:
:smug:
Hxx wink

27 Jun 2004

Excellent idea, Heather :twisted: :twisted:
I even take piccies of my housework being done :twisted: :twisted:

27 Jun 2004

I hate housework too!!
When I am rich I will employ a cleaner!!
I the meantime, I suffer in silence then bribe my daughter to help in the form of pocket money!!

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Alex_Female
I hate housework too!!
When I am rich I will employ a cleaner!!
I the meantime, I suffer in silence then bribe my daughter to help in the form of pocket money!!

If only mine were old enough for bribery rolleyes

Clare,xxx

27 Jun 2004

My youngest is 5 who creates more mess than the rest of us put together mad

My oldest is 13 years old who is eager to extra cash!!!
Therefore my problem is closer to being solved lol

27 Jun 2004

Don't you just love this place,nowhere else would you get the responses that you do here. cool

8-)
Ive just recieved an email calling me mistress Clare,saying that a guy would love to come and wear my pinny and clean up for me!!! lol

:lol:
This place is just pure class,ive never been called mistress before,i think i may like it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

27 Jun 2004

I take it that's a yes then biggrin

27 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Don't you just love this place,nowhere else would you get the responses that you do here. 8-)
Ive just recieved an email calling me mistress Clare,saying that a guy would love to come and wear my pinny and clean up for me!!! :lol:
This place is just pure class,ive never been called mistress before,i think i may like it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx

I have allways thought of you as Misstress Clare, worship

I just never got round to telling you. :cry: Can I do your laundry? :wink:

27 Jun 2004

Yes pleasssssseeeeeeeee.
Clare,xxx
wink

27 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Yes pleasssssseeeeeeeee.
Clare,xxx

Oh thank you Mistress Clare, queen of the universe - benevolent, kind, worshipful. worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Your wish is my command. :wink:

27 Jun 2004

Oh! Oh! :shock: cool

And if anyone from the Croydon area is reading....
wave

I need my garden overhauling... biggrin

:D
Hxx

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Yes pleasssssseeeeeeeee.
Clare,xxx

Oh thank you Mistress Clare, queen of the universe - benevolent, kind, worshipful. worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Your wish is my command. :wink:
OOOhhhh carry on i like this,mmmmmmmmmmmmm cool

Clare,xxx
:wink:

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Heather
Oh! Oh! :shock:
And if anyone from the Croydon area is reading....
I need my garden overhauling... :D
Hxx

OOh now theres an idea ,i hadnt thought of the garden,nice one Heather. 8-)
Now just need someone to bend over as a footstool while i sit and watch the work taking place lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

27 Jun 2004

Tis an honour to be in your presence Mistress Clare. worship

Thine desire is my desire. :worship: Thine pleasure is mine :worship: Thou art wonderful to behold, liketh unto the glory of the dawn and the freshness of the dew. :worship: Thou art like Isis who standeth before me, ineffable in her beauty which radiates like the sun and touches the hearts of men. :worship:
I could get used to this... wink

LC

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Tis an honour to be in your presence Mistress Clare. Thine desire is my desire. :worship: Thine pleasure is mine :worship: Thou art wonderful to behold, liketh unto the glory of the dawn and the freshness of the dew. :worship: Thou art like Isis who standeth before me, ineffable in her beauty which radiates like the sun and touches the hearts of men. :worship:
I could get used to this...
LC

Ok Ok enough now, i like a man who can stand up for himself a bit,show what he's made of too rolleyes

lol
Clare,xxx
:wink:

27 Jun 2004

Thought you might like a bit of poetry. Trying to outdo Will... wink

Me Sub? Not likely!
LC :wink:

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Heather
Oh! Oh! :shock:
And if anyone from the Croydon area is reading....
I need my garden overhauling... :D
Hxx

Those gardening progs never have any useful tips , minimum distance to hack the undergrowth back from your BBQ so you can eat all the burghers without Blue Watch attending and scoffing the lot ( and drinking all the London Pride) , how to retreive underpants that have blown off the washing line onto the rose bushes without getting lacerated . 6 easy ways to hack down the weeds and young trees in April to get your Suzuki Bandit out of the garden shed again .
In your case Heather I realise the non attendence of Blue Watch may not be rated as a problem .

27 Jun 2004

I've really enjoyed this, and it's done me a power of good.
You lot have even made this live-alone bloke WANT to do some cleaning, but I can't find a pinny. Still, not to worry. If I do it in the nude, I can always shower after, but that will meen dirtying the bath again. rolleyes

Mind you, as it's wakes week in my village, and I live in a ground floor massonette (flat) I might get to pull, but then again, arrested. :twisted:
Oh dilema. :doh:
Anyone from Swinging Heaven visiting the cathederal of the peaks today, to save me starting a pointless job? It only7 gets dusty again. sad

Keith

27 Jun 2004

Clare
Could you send them round here when you're done with them please...................pretty please. :cry: :cry: I've got so much to do. confused

Jas
XXX