Double standards?

2 Apr 2005

UPDATE: (Albeit a tad late smackbottom

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Huge thanks to the Mod who took time out to PM me and check that I'd been to get my results.....
Awww shucks......I wasn't gonna name ya, but it really touched me that you PM'd to ask Mal kiss

I've had a clear result and they don't wat to see me for 3 years :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Kitty xxxx

2 Apr 2005

Not exactly the same thing I know, but I'm not looking forward to my medical exam for the Army. I've heard so many stories it's hard to tell what's true. Having some "doctor" (probably just some soldier trained to hold balls and say cough) is worrying, yet I'm normally happy to be naked and the centre of attention lol.
Bit of topic but does anyone know about "the cough test"? It's always joked about, but what does it actually tell you?

2 Apr 2005

Quote by nwbiker
Not exactly the same thing I know, but I'm not looking forward to my medical exam for the Army. I've heard so many stories it's hard to tell what's true. Having some "doctor" (probably just some soldier trained to hold balls and say cough) is worrying, yet I'm normally happy to be naked and the centre of attention lol.
Bit of topic but does anyone know about "the cough test"? It's always joked about, but what does it actually tell you?

Oh, sweet memories.
Early 1977. Medical prior to signing on.
Doctor "Just drop your trousers and bend over the back of the chair"
Me "Errr, ok"
Doctor, Pulling on rubber glove "Have you ever had any homosexual tendancies?"
Absolutely true, word for word. Gonna stay with me for ever.
Good news Kitty kiss

3 Apr 2005

Quote by nwbiker
Not exactly the same thing I know, but I'm not looking forward to my medical exam for the Army. I've heard so many stories it's hard to tell what's true. Having some "doctor" (probably just some soldier trained to hold balls and say cough) is worrying, yet I'm normally happy to be naked and the centre of attention lol.
Bit of topic but does anyone know about "the cough test"? It's always joked about, but what does it actually tell you?

dont join the army mate...
have you thought of the Navy..
PM me if you want some advice on a trade.... wink

:wink:
no doubt a load of "hello sailor" jokes will come this way now..