Drink and rationale thinking do not go hand in hand

31 Oct 2004

Somebody............who will remain nameless.............stayed over at mine last night. She stayed in my daughters room. While there she read her certificates on the wall. At this point she wondered to herself why my daughter didn't have the same surname as me.
Picture the scene, she is stood before the certificates wondering why her surname is not ............NOTTS lol

She would have got away with this but she made the mistake of telling us. But I won't give her name away or she may kick me between the legs and then I would have
Well
Big
Balls
Dave_Notts

31 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 Oct 2004

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Dawn :silly:

31 Oct 2004

Why am i not surprised?? dunno

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts
Somebody............who will remain nameless.............stayed over at mine last night. She stayed in my daughters room. While there she read her certificates on the wall. At this point she wondered to herself why my daughter didn't have the same surname as me.
Picture the scene, she is stood before the certificates wondering why her surname is not ............NOTTS
She would have got away with this but she made the mistake of telling us. But I won't give her name away or she may kick me between the legs and then I would have
Well
Big
Balls
:D :D
so your not gonna tell us who it was???? bugger
JGL
Dave_Notts

31 Oct 2004

Aww, bless!

31 Oct 2004

OMG

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31 Oct 2004

Sounds like something Clare would say actually!!!! lol

Ok..... i'm running now!!!

31 Oct 2004

Quote by dazandlou
Sounds like something Clare would say actually!!!!
Ok..... i'm running now!!!

Run Bitch Run!!!! :lol:
Actually its more like something id type,then try to edit,but someone wouldve bloody quoted me!! redface

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Sounds like something Clare would say actually!!!!
Ok..... i'm running now!!!

Run Bitch Run!!!! :lol:
Actually its more like something id type,then try to edit,but someone wouldve bloody quoted me!! redface

Lol, i beat ya to it hunny so i've saved you the embarassment!! kiss

31 Oct 2004

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In defence of this person I'm guessing she..........or he dunno

:uhoh:

could have had a glass or two of shandie at the Munch.

31 Oct 2004

I can just hear her asking you that dave. lol

You are so gonna get a smackbottom

G & D x

31 Oct 2004

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
the poor wee lass coul;dent help it it was the shock of seeing i claudius emerge in his toga for brekki lmao
voddie xxxxxxxx

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I'd forgotten about that! Lucky for you lot you didn't get to see him nekkid searching for my handbag! lol

31 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
You are so gonna get a

I am very brave...........................at a distance. I am dreading the next time I meet the person. But I:
Will
Be
Back
soon to say if I survived the visit lol

Dave_Notts

31 Oct 2004

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
the poor wee lass coul;dent help it it was the shock of seeing i claudius emerge in his toga for brekki lmao
voddie xxxxxxxx

And didn't he look like I Claudius??.................or should that be caligula??........lol

1 Nov 2004

god!!!!
some people should not be allowed to drink!
lol

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