I went out for a meal with colleagues last night and took my wife along with me..she wore a cracking short skirt, boots and top and with her make up and hair done she looked ,we haven't realy been the most adventurous couple out of the bedroom and when I suggested she give me a blowjob on the way home I was well impressed when she said yes.........I'll keep her on G+T from now,it seems to make her horny.
Anyhow guys and gals,if any of you have never tried driving whilst getting oraly pleasured,its easy to do it on a long long stretch where gearchange isn't neccessary..with this mistake overcome,and a slightly bruised tonsil my wife continued to pleasure any of you know derbyshire you'll know where I'm talking about...Slack Hill is a 1 in 7 decline and bloody pumping the brake caused a rhythmic bucking of the hips and by the time I got to the bottom I could barely see straight......Blimey...needless to say the drive from matlock to doncaster will forever be in my heart and loins!
Its been a while since shes worn 's into classy dresses and trousers you wow....and oh my god...and yeah!
yeah tell me about it i think they get the taste for expensive dresses and that and the sort skirts go out the window :cry: or they say its to cold to wear them
hmm...but have you noticed in the town centres..the colder it gets the less the lassies seem to wear?!
yeah your right there ive been to quite a few towns/citys (including donny ) for nights out i think its a fashon thing until 0230 when they want a taxi home they borroing coats off anybody to keep warm then they dont care about fashon
lol...too to know you've done donny night out
do what i did buy a automatic car and learn to drive with one hand giving one hand free for when she has short skirts and boots on 8)
vehicles are easy-I once tried it while the apple of my eye was holding on to her horse! (daren't tie the bloomin' thing up because you had to tweak its reins now and again to stop it getting paranoid). Try motivating the manhood with half a ton of horseflesh giving you the evil eye!
(Which reminds me-hope they don't ban hunting: I'm not thinking of the poor old foxes, I'm more concerned at the loss of umpteen pairs of tight jodhpurs, leather boots and tight little jackets that gallop up and down our lane during the hunting season. I don't think it's been mentioned in the 'debate' but I bet it was at the back of more than one mind).