I went out for a meal with colleagues last night and took my wife along with me..she wore a cracking short skirt, boots and top and with her make up and hair done she looked ,we haven't realy been the most adventurous couple out of the bedroom and when I suggested she give me a blowjob on the way home I was well impressed when she said yes.........I'll keep her on G+T from now,it seems to make her horny.
Anyhow guys and gals,if any of you have never tried driving whilst getting oraly pleasured,its easy to do it on a long long stretch where gearchange isn't neccessary..with this mistake overcome,and a slightly bruised tonsil my wife continued to pleasure any of you know derbyshire you'll know where I'm talking about...Slack Hill is a 1 in 7 decline and bloody pumping the brake caused a rhythmic bucking of the hips and by the time I got to the bottom I could barely see straight......Blimey...needless to say the drive from matlock to doncaster will forever be in my heart and loins!
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Driving difficulty?..not me!
Sexpert
I hope you made sure you were "hands free" 
Its not something I think I will enjoy at any point because my wife is the driver in the family and I dont know my gear shift from my elbow.
She once gave me a bit of that aformentioned pleasure when we were stuck in gridlock on the M1 though which was nice. Cars in front and behind and on either side - very exciting. :)
Its not something I think I will enjoy at any point because my wife is the driver in the family and I dont know my gear shift from my elbow.
She once gave me a bit of that aformentioned pleasure when we were stuck in gridlock on the M1 though which was nice. Cars in front and behind and on either side - very exciting. :)
i think the sight of the wife ( or anyone elses wife haha ) in a short skirt and boots is enough to turn any day into a great day hope you enjoyed it mate Quote by biscuit
Anyhow guys and gals,if any of you have never tried driving whilst getting oraly pleasured,its easy to do it on a long long stretch where gearchange isn't neccessary..with this mistake overcome,and a slightly bruised tonsil my wife continued to pleasure me.
If you're talking vehicles and bruising you should try the back of a van on blankets whilst being driven from Shropshire down to Heathrow.
It was like a cross between an episode of "Ben Dover" and "It's a Knockout" - it was totally sexy but you really had to time it right to play your joker........
Carpathian
vehicles are easy-I once tried it while the apple of my eye was holding on to her horse! (daren't tie the bloomin' thing up because you had to tweak its reins now and again to stop it getting paranoid). Try motivating the manhood with half a ton of horseflesh giving you the evil eye!
(Which reminds me-hope they don't ban hunting: I'm not thinking of the poor old foxes, I'm more concerned at the loss of umpteen pairs of tight jodhpurs, leather boots and tight little jackets that gallop up and down our lane during the hunting season. I don't think it's been mentioned in the 'debate' but I bet it was at the back of more than one mind).
(Which reminds me-hope they don't ban hunting: I'm not thinking of the poor old foxes, I'm more concerned at the loss of umpteen pairs of tight jodhpurs, leather boots and tight little jackets that gallop up and down our lane during the hunting season. I don't think it's been mentioned in the 'debate' but I bet it was at the back of more than one mind).