Driving Lesson and a warning !

2 Nov 2004

Elllllloooooooooo,
Tomorrow (Wednesday) everyone off the road in Cambs as i will be creating mary hell on the roads !
If the last one (my car with hubby) was anything to go by....we will need to get Motorway Maintenence out to fix ALL lamposts/phone boxes and anything else i can find wink

/me remembers to get life insurance and accident cover...
Was nice knowing u guys :twisted:
JoJo xxx

2 Nov 2004

Good luck Tiggs. If I can do it, anyone can.

2 Nov 2004

/me puts car for sale advert in local paper
smile

2 Nov 2004

LMAO Shireen
Vix...hun...u aint seen nuffin yet LOL
I'm erm...looking for the valium as we speak ! im such a nervous driver and have NO confidence what so ever.
Bout the only thing im good at is : spelling badly,tarting & teasing, and putting me legs behond me head HeHeHeHe

2 Nov 2004

And not in that order !

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Tigger-Steve
Bout the only thing im good at is : spelling badly,tarting & teasing, and putting me legs behond me head HeHeHeHe

TOP TIP
Try not to do that whilst you're driving!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

2 Nov 2004

Unless of course your driving a mini in which case it is essential lol

2 Nov 2004

Just remember your left from right or use your brain!!!!!
Many years ago!!!
McGuinness is a motorcycle instructor and decides to give his wife a lesson in the car
Approaching a T junction!!!!
McGuinness "OK at the next junction take a right turn"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "Durhh which is left which is right??"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "I don't know!!!!!!!!"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "Shall i turn one way or the other and claim innocence regarding which is right and left??!!"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "No that would make me look stupid!!"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "I know i'll go straight on!!!"
Result=Vauxhall Cavalier straight on at a T junction, through a hedge and in a field
Correct me if im wrong but wouldn't a correct right turn or a wrong left turn have been better than scaring ten shades of shit out of Daisy the cow!!!
Maybe my wife being a cow wanted to join her own kind!!
That was the last lesson she had from me!
Pity she wasn't killed when going straight across at the T junction

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Tigger-Steve
LMAO Shireen

You can take the girl outa the chatroom but you cant take the chatroom outa the girl can u eh confused

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It's steve
rolleyes

2 Nov 2004

Quote by McGuinness
Just remember your left from right or use your brain!!!!!
Many years ago!!!
McGuinness is a motorcycle instructor and decides to give his wife a lesson in the car
Approaching a T junction!!!!
McGuinness "OK at the next junction take a right turn"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "Durhh which is left which is right??"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "I don't know!!!!!!!!"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "Shall i turn one way or the other and claim innocence regarding which is right and left??!!"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "No that would make me look stupid!!"
Welsh slut thats screwing McGuinness for Â£80K "I know i'll go straight on!!!"
Result=Vauxhall Cavalier straight on at a T junction, through a hedge and in a field
Correct me if im wrong but wouldn't a correct right turn or a wrong left turn have been better than scaring ten shades of shit out of Daisy the cow!!!
Maybe my wife being a cow wanted to join her own kind!!
That was the last lesson she had from me!
Pity she wasn't killed when going straight across at the T junction

Now I know I'm not a woman, so I'm not very sensative on these kinda subjects, but is anyone else picking up a touch of bitterness or acrimony in this post... confused

BTW good luck Tigger
*quickly ushers small child into house (I know we're in Manchester, but you can't be too carefull :P )

2 Nov 2004

i think you'd need to be more patient than that with me ..... i'm not at all co ordinated when it comes to driving / learning... i do know my left from right, but sometimes its hard to think quick enough when all other central nerves are in panick mode too.... I once pulled onto someone's drive when the person sitting in with me said to take a left, i just went left as soon as i could, and there i was, on the drive!! great parking though!!
silliest thing a bloke said to me when i was driving, was "get in the right lane...", so, i went across into the right hand lane.... he says, "NOOOOO, the right lane for where you're going, and you're going left!!" who said they don't try and scare us on purpose!! confused