Droopy Tits Rant

3 Sep 2004

I dunno hmmmmmmm I dont really like my tits I think theyre too droopy! Im a 34 DD and i feel like they are a kind of ok size I think but to me they seem a bit droopy which pisses me off and im only 27. I think by the time i get to thirty which aint old at all theyll be down to my ankles??
Anybody got any good tit exersices? Anybody else with droopy tit paranoia!
Its just shit cause I got a nice top last week with a bit inside so you dont have to wear a bra! Fat fucking chance heh still need a bra! mad

3 Sep 2004

What did one droopy boob say to the other droopy boob?
We better get some support soon or folk are going to start thinking we are nuts :shock:

3 Sep 2004

hmmmmmmmmm
thats funny but now i wanna cry!! mebbie i should just start buying a jockstrap from now on! Protect my (almost!) tackle. rolleyes

3 Sep 2004

Some blokes quite like big saggy boobies redface

3 Sep 2004

Quote by celticq
What did one droopy boob say to the other droopy boob?
We better get some support soon or folk are going to start thinking we are nuts :shock:

You know what I love about you CQ - it's your compassion. biggrin

3 Sep 2004

Fruity, there are two ways to get "perfect" tits. (Perfect according to the fashion Gestapo that is):
1. Spend a million dollars on plasic surgery.
2. Be a 16 yr old.
But bear in mind, the fashion gestapo are all gay men - what do they know about tits, huh?

3 Sep 2004

No - no - no - no- no - no don't worry. Mine have never ever looked skyward. Big when I was in my teens - got smaller but never perked up. Was I ever envious of those little upturned things?!
And then one day, quite late in life, a charming prince said very nice things about them. And there have been endorsements since. And I never looked back (even though they still looked down!).
I am certain there are aspects of your mammary glands which drive men wild though they've never bothered to tell you. Just have confidence and go for it. Men like tits. Full stop.
Jezzay.

3 Sep 2004

Quote by yellowfrog
Some blokes quite like big saggy boobies

I quite like big saggy boobs surprised

ops: I was supposed to whisper that bit rolleyes

Good job I like them since I've got to carry some around with me all day!!!! But I like them on other people too!!!!!
Compassionate
CQ
Quick edit:I like them on some othe people too (that would be women people not men people)!!!!!!!!!

3 Sep 2004

"Im a 34 DD and i feel like they are a kind of ok size"
Sound's a hell of a lot better than 'kind of ok' to me biggrin

More helpfully (I go to the gym with a girl who's a 36DD) you could try chest fly exercises.
Lie on you back with your knees bent (relieves strain on the lower back) and a light weight in each hand (perhaps 3lbs).
Bring your arms up, so that your palms face each other, directly over your chest, with your elbows slightly bent.
Then lower your arms until your elbows touch the floor (so you end up in a 'crucifix' shape, keeping the slight bend in your elbows), breathing in as you do so.
Bring your arms back up to the original position, keeping them almost straight but with your elbows relaxed, breathing out with the effort.
Try to complete 20 reps. By the 18th rep it should start to feel as though your working hard, but not hurt. You might need to experiment with the weight to suit you.
This exercise works the pectoral muscles which lie beneath the breast tissue and can improve both posture and the looks of your breasts. It doesn't work muscle elsewhere to any great extent, so you won't end up with muscular upper arms.
Disclaimer: I am only a fitness enthusiast, I am not qualified in fitness or healthcare. Any weight training should be taken only as part of a general program of fitness. This is not an appropriate exercise for anyone with shoulder, neck or back problems and if in any doubt you should seek advice of a professional.

3 Sep 2004

hehe cool response peeps! Nice to know what other people think! Im not that bad that Id wanna go get surgery and unfortunately I dont have a time machine so I cant go back and not eat all them pies which may have attributed to the saggyness that and fecking breastfeeding. Lot to be said for SMA haha!
Anyhoo I uploaded my avatar so there they are for all to see! haha
Cheers again! biggrin

3 Sep 2004

Y'know if you'd uploaded your avatar earlier, this would have been a shorter thread - saggy ? Where ?

3 Sep 2004

i think ya boobs look very nice....so dont worry be proud of ya boobs

3 Sep 2004

hehe cheers peeps, ahem now abou my cunning stunt!! :P

3 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
hehe cheers peeps, ahem now abou my cunning stunt!! :P

(JonJon worries about the likelihood of being banned for perving on fruity redface

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3 Sep 2004

hehehe pervs are ok its the quiet ones you gotta watch!! biggrin

3 Sep 2004

Fruity, I think they look fantastic.
So much so that I am going to say nothing more, so that I can just sit here and look at them without fear of interuption. Some times life is good ........................................................

3 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
hehe cool response peeps! Nice to know what other people think! Im not that bad that Id wanna go get surgery and unfortunately I dont have a time machine so I cant go back and not eat all them pies which may have attributed to the saggyness that and fecking breastfeeding. Lot to be said for SMA haha!
Anyhoo I uploaded my avatar so there they are for all to see! haha
Cheers again!

Umm, I dunno if this will make you feel any better, but I hope it does, so I'll try...
I don't think I'm a freak enjoying this particular perversion (there's plenty more that I do feel a freak about, but that's a different story!), and I think most blokes are probably with me on this one. We like a good tit wank!
There's nothing that comes close to being brought off in the middle of a lovely deep cleavage. Just think that you're so much better than the girls that have small, firm boobs, as they can't even squeeze them together enough to make a cleavage, never mind give a tit-wank!
So, in summary, at least in my world, big soft tits rock!!!

3 Sep 2004

If I'm honest, Fruity, I now feel a little pee'd off. In replying to you in an honest and hopefully supportive way I revealed a bit of myself to everyone who reads the posts. Then I see your avatar and realise you were taking the p* cos you clearly have great tits and know it.
Then I read your subsequent posts and realise you're just having a laugh.
Please don't take advantage of us when you feel like a bit of an ego-boost.
Jezzay

3 Sep 2004

I dont see how you can think Im taking the piss when all youve done is read a couple of posts Ive written?? You dont even know me!
sorry but not going to explain myself on this one!

4 Sep 2004

Terry once told me about the 'French Pencil Test'...
The French have this way of testing woman. You cup the breast, insert a pencil horizontally under you hand, then remove your hand gradually. If the pencil stays where it is and fails to fall to the floor, the woman is no good.
I proceeded to cup his balls and asked him to repeat the methodology to me again. He got this sudden, debilitating amnesia... dunno

4 Sep 2004

Fruity - I had the self same isues with my boobs after breastfeeding 2 kids. They hung like two paperbags with plum stones in the bottom.
I went for one of the options mentioned earlier and got implants. (Â£5000, by the way) Filled 'em up again, as it were. The thing I hated was the way they were 'empty' at the top. I love my boobs now. Must do to display them to the world as I have, and no-one ever believes they're not 100% natural.
I know what you're feeling, but I also have to agree that the men like em - I know Reese does, he's just told me.
I also know that you're not taking the piss. If you don't feel happy with yourself, very little that anyone else can say will change that.
Still, we think a nice hug might help, and if ya wanna come over and share a tit-wank, we'd be happy to oblige. :-)

4 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
I dunno hmmmmmmm I dont really like my tits

If that's the real you a gauche, don't worry they're terrific

4 Sep 2004

thanks peeps biggrin

tit wanks are very fun, so nice to feel a nice big hard cock moving up and down in between then :D
As for the pencil test well.......... I still seckon i could hold a pencil case haha
Maybe Im just paranoid but then i suppose we all have issues with our bodies eh!

4 Sep 2004

For Fruity (as everyone else has seen it already)

4 Sep 2004

I wish my boobs were big enough to sag!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

4 Sep 2004

Bloody hell Vix, don't do that to me, it wasn't there when I posted my message when i viewed my reply that thing poped up, nearly choked on me' cup of tea!
:giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

4 Sep 2004

Quote by RSAB2
I wish my boobs were big enough to sag!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

IMHO your assets are fantastic (for want of a better word)
Chrisx

4 Sep 2004

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh life is sweet! biggrin

4 Sep 2004

Quote by mollyandchris_54746
I wish my boobs were big enough to sag!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

IMHO your assets are fantastic (for want of a better word)
Chrisx
Oh Chris passionkiss

come here

Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

4 Sep 2004

Quote by RSAB2
come here
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

RSAB2? - You're gonna get a BJ, you're gonna get a BJ!