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Ok Steves sat here and had too many vodka's!
Dambuster is obviously under the influence too so this is for you guys so you can talk utter and total drunken bollox!!! lol
Warming the Bed
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more like wine gums he he lol
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Quote by TROY STUDLEY
more like wine gums he he lol

Yeah hilarious rotflmao rolleyes
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more like wine gums he he lol

Yeah - wine yer gums round this,
Can't find a sutable pic
Bur you know what i mean - don't ya
Warming the Bed
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always been rather partial to jelly totts personally
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Drunk,i'm not drunk,just happy. biggrin :D :D :D
Fecking women
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always been rather partial to jelly totts personally

I am I in the wrong box again FFS???
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i dunno she says i'm drunk but i'm more liteate than when i'm sober. biggrin :shock:
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That happens to me too I can do things better when im pissed, im a master at plucking my eyebrows although i dunno if it just cause im too pissed to feel the pain, luckily Im quite good at it. Used to overpluck and wake up with wonky eyebrows in the morning!!
I got my beers chilling in the fridge but my heads too sore to drink anything at the moment! confused hehe mebbie when the painkillers kick in ill have a couple then ill be on here warbling more bullshit than usual later!!
Be afraid, be very afraid!! lol
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Clare babes - when he is drunk or overindulged you can get him to agree to ANYTHING
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I like being drunk,eyes blured etc,it means I am havibg a 3 sum!!!
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That happens to me too I can do things better when im pissed, im a master at plucking . . . . . .

Me too
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Im not a phesant plucker im a phesent pluckers son!!
Say it fast
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I'm so chilled by the vodka that a huge spider just ran by me & I didnt even flinch biggrin
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Clare babes - when he is drunk or overindulged you can get him to agree to ANYTHING

Close Mel, but no cigar.
When you have his tail (?) in your mouth - you can ask for anything. Or is that just me ???
Warming the Bed
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are youi only plucking pheasantd til the pheasant plucker comes fruity?
naughty
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nah im not into pheasant plucking personally but i do come from a family of pheasant fuckers oops pluckers!!
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Yay, a thread where I can feel truly at home drinkies biggrin
Can we have ag hungover one for the morning ?
Warming the Bed
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well in that case i'm off to chase a ragged rascal round a ragged rock
naughty
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She shells sea shells
She she sells sea
She sells she shells
- ah f***it, anybody seen my whisky ?
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Yay, a thread where I can feel truly at home drinkies biggrin
Can we have ag hungover one for the morning ?

A luxury I can't afford. Somehow ther horses always seem to know ! !
Master of Sex
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Bishops Finger, Wadworth 6X and counting...
Can I come and play too...?!
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