Dumb Ass FAQs

26 Apr 2006

I don't know really... never tried one lol

But if it's black would any light shine through?....
confused

: :?: :?: :?:

26 Apr 2006

There's your answer Sheddy lol

:lol:

26 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple

There's your answer Sheddy :lol:

:thumbup: Thats jsut what I needed I'll have them fitted to my bedroom, It'll improve mylooks no end :lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy

There's your answer Sheddy :lol:

:thumbup: Thats jsut what I needed I'll have them fitted to my bedroom, It'll improve mylooks no end :lol: :lol: :lol:
Depends if you glow in the dark though :lol: :lol:

26 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple

There's your answer Sheddy :lol:

:thumbup: Thats jsut what I needed I'll have them fitted to my bedroom, It'll improve mylooks no end :lol: :lol: :lol:
Depends if you glow in the dark though :lol: :lol:
... And depends what you want to glow :shock: :lol:

26 Apr 2006

How come food tastes different if its a different shape?
As an example chocolate and easter eggs - tastes different,
cheese and grated cheese - tastes different. I've pondered but can't understand it.
Oh, and does anyone know where I left my cheque book?
H.x

26 Apr 2006

I'd like to know why all Fire Engines are called Dennis? dunno

26 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'd like to know why all Fire Engines are called Dennis?

Easy

It's actually the drivers name confused

It's a legal requirment that all fire engine drivers are called Dennis to save the cost of having other name plates made. :smug:
My question If money makes the world go round what caused it to rotate before currency was invented???? :?

26 Apr 2006

Dinosaur farts.
H.x

27 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'd like to know why all Fire Engines are called Dennis?

Because that is the name of the company that makes them. (lorry badges and all that stuff, man, iveco, etc etc )
cool

27 Apr 2006

My question is, why am I always so tired all the time confused

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
My question is, why am I always so tired all the time

Late nights posting in the forums Dawn lol

At your age you can't burn the candle both ends

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
At your age you can't burn the candle both ends :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:shock: :shock: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssshhhhhhh don't mention the candles, you'll start her off again rolleyes

:giggle:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
My question is, why am I always so tired all the time

Late nights posting in the forums Dawn lol

At your age you can't burn the candle both ends

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You cheeky bugger, I ain't that old, close not but yet :lol2:

Quote by sheddy
:shock: :shock: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssshhhhhhh don't mention the candles, you'll start her off again :giggle:

I have a red one burning today, wonna come smell it dunno

:giggle:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a red one burning today, wonna come smell it
:giggle:

<<<<<<< Sulks Own up, admit it you only want me for my nose don't you lol

:lol: :lol:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy

I have a red one burning today, wonna come smell it
:giggle:

<<<<<<< Sulks Own up, admit it you only want me for my nose don't you lol

:lol: :lol:
Er................... nope :rascal:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I have a red one burning today, wonna come smell it
:giggle:

<<<<<<< Sulks Own up, admit it you only want me for my nose don't you lol

:lol: :lol:
Er................... nope :rascal:
The words one day and call your bluff spring to mind :rascal: bolt

27 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy

I have a red one burning today, wonna come smell it
:giggle:

<<<<<<< Sulks Own up, admit it you only want me for my nose don't you lol

:lol: :lol:
Er................... nope :rascal:
The words one day and call your bluff spring to mind :rascal: bolt

:gagged:
:rascal:

27 Apr 2006

Can't believe it... thats twice ive seen Dawn :gagged: this week lol

:lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Apr 2006

Oh sod off rolleyes

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

27 Apr 2006

Next question.................................
Why do only smarties have the answer confused

:? :? :?

27 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Next question.................................
Why do only smarties have the answer :? :? :?

Because they are "smart" lol

27 Apr 2006

Next question, should I have my hair cut short dunno

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Medic_1
Next question.................................
Why do only smarties have the answer :? :? :?

Because they are "smart" lol
FFS how dumb am I (don't answer that) redface

ops:
For the past fook knows how many years that tag line has had me perplexed and its a simple play on words :doh:
<<< Actually quite intelligent honest :? :? :? bur now off to do something he's good at watching daytime tv :oops:

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Next question, should I have my hair cut short

Not having seen you yet Dawnie i would say no... I like women with long hair and so does Debs
smile

:)

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Next question, should I have my hair cut short

oooh now how shorts, short ?

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Next question, should I have my hair cut short

NO
I had mine cut short about 2 years ago and even though it is much easier in the morning, you havent got a lot of options over styles. Leave it long smile

27 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
Not having seen you yet Dawnie i would say no... I like women with long hair and so does Debs
:)

Aren't you the lucky ones :lol2:

Quote by sheddy
Next question, should I have my hair cut short

oooh now how shorts, short ?
Well, fairly short for me, leaving about 3/4 inches confused

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Next question, should I have my hair cut short

no no no no no no >>>> get the gist so far lol
Have it all shaved off and buy a secondhand Wimple
bolt

27 Apr 2006

Quote by Medic_1
Next question, should I have my hair cut short

no no no no no no >>>> get the gist so far lol

I'll have to agree with Phredd on this one biggrin