Dumb Ass FAQs

24 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy

We don't notice familiar smells the same as a baker can't smell bakeing bread. So prehaps you, your family and your home already smell like fragrent candles :smug:
Failing that the explination is, for fooks sake you spend 99p on 3 candles your lucky they burn let alone smell nice :shock:

Awwwwwww what a lovely reply :smug:
Would you like to come round and smell my non smelling extremely cheap candles sometime :rascal:
I thought you'd never ask lol

I'm on my way bolt

Well hurry up, I think I can smell something now :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

24 Apr 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Does this mean I have to wait an hour?

No, it means you need to pop to Tesco and ask if there are any swingers doing late night shopping :lol2:

24 Apr 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Does this mean I have to wait an hour?

Only if you don't want to play scrabble.
H.x

24 Apr 2006

I just did that......... and Asda!! Does that mean there all an hour late?

24 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
Does this mean I have to wait an hour?

Only if you don't want to play scrabble.
H.x
I like Scrbbale........ I do I do......

24 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Would you like to come round and smell my non smelling extremely cheap candles sometime :rascal:

I thought you'd never ask lol

I'm on my way bolt

Well hurry up, I think I can smell something now :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh no your lureing me there under false pretenses now, you originally told me they were non smelling candles now it turns out you can smell them, next thing you won't be dawn_mids
I'll turn up and it'll be that Sgt Bilko :scared:
Psst you have tried lighting them havn't you they only smell why they are burning innocent

24 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Oh no your lureing me there under false pretenses now, you originally told me they were non smelling candles now it turns out you can smell them, next thing you won't be dawn_mids
I'll turn up and it'll be that Sgt Bilko :scared:

Psst you have tried lighting them havn't you they only smell why they are burning

Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew rolleyes

* runs off to see what is smelling if it isn't the candles bolt

24 Apr 2006

I want to try out my directing skills and I dont have anyone to direct sad

Why is that??

24 Apr 2006

Psst you have tried lighting them havn't you they only smell why they are burning innocent

Try lighting With a joss stick !

24 Apr 2006

What are occasional tables the rest of the time :shock:

24 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

24 Apr 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Would that not be major mids ?

24 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Would that not be major mids ?
Minor Mids maybe!! confused

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24 Apr 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Sgt_Mids Super MOD created by swinging sceintists to keep to world wide web free of cock shots :shock:
By day they are normal civlians but when they are needed they head to the nearest phone booth to change in to green spandex and warm their fingers ready to hit the deactivate button :shock:
My mum always said I had an over active imagination, I can't see it myself lol

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell

But, why would anyone wantcandles that smell of fish ??????????? dunno

25 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster

My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell

But, why would anyone wantcandles that smell of fish ??????????? dunno

So I can cover up the fact I'm not washed me flange for 3 weeks rolleyes

:lol2:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell

But, why would anyone wantcandles that smell of fish ??????????? dunno

So I can cover up the fact I'm not washed me flange for 3 weeks rolleyes

:lol2:
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25 Apr 2006

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
just spent and hour and a half on the phone to the tax man because my accountant can't read!!!!!!!!!
H.x
yes I know it's not a question. Just venting is all

25 Apr 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

So where are;
Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
General Perversion
and
Major Fuck-Up?
Major Perversion reporting for duty SAHH!!!!! :twisted:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Blunko and I are in fact the same person :eeek:
Sorry, thought everyone knew

We are Sgt_Mids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

So where are;
Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
General Perversion
and
Major Fuck-Up?
Major Perversion reporting for duty SAHH!!!!! :twisted:
Major Bumsore
Gunner Rear
Sgt Smess confused

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25 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
This is so that sheddy's quite helpful thread doesn't get bogged down with all the stupid question asked as well as the sensible ones.
:yinyang: Balance, key to life.
H.x

How to hijack a tread with a new one :notes:
:giggle:
Brilliant Bloody Brilliant
A first i think kiss

Congrats
Not really a hijack then is it if it's in a new thread and to be honest I thought it was a nice idea of H's biggrin

But hey if you find comedy value in people being nice then so be it confused

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25 Apr 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
So where are;
Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
General Perversion
and
Major Fuck-Up?

They're out looking for
Major Catastrophe
and
General Chaos

25 Apr 2006

Why do women assume that thier bum size changes with thier clothing? :shock: as in, does my bum look big in this?
bolt

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Why do women assume that thier bum size changes with thier clothing? :shock: as in, does my bum look big in this?

It's the old cliche isn't it?
Wife: do these trousers make me look big?
Husband: No it's your fat arse that does that
rolleyes

25 Apr 2006

If Mickey is a Mouse, Donald is a Duck, Pluto is a Dog.........what the hell is Goofy?
Les x

25 Apr 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
If Mickey is a Mouse, Donald is a Duck, Pluto is a Dog.........what the hell is Goofy?
Les x

my ex hubby rolleyes

25 Apr 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Isn't she lovely

Having seen the young lady at Bristol, we have to agree! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ah, thank you. Although your distance reading must be good.
H.x

26 Apr 2006

You can get red ones white ones even strippy ones confused

But can you get black ones :shock:
Yep I'm talking about coloured light bulbs and if so what does a room look like if lit by a black bulb ............. :?

26 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
You can get red ones white ones even strippy ones
But can you get black ones :shock:
Yep I'm talking about coloured light bulbs and if so what does a room look like if lit by a black bulb ............. :?

Very dark!!! :?

26 Apr 2006

Really :shock: lol

Sorry this has perplexed me from the age of 10, you'd have thought some time over the last 20 years I have just tried to buy one or at least paint one black :lol: