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Quote by Dirtygirlie

Oi!!! Where's your bum??! :shock:
OG isn't happy!! evil

OG, I've decided to have an image change and am now mostly wearing Norwegian, finest wool jumpers.
Some people find them sexy so I'm told dunno
lol
Fee
XX
Okay... they were lying to you too!! :shock:
Am away to investigate the Norwegian thingamyjig... it's not right! :lol:
I might even start a campaign for the return of those jumpers to their rightful owner when I find out who the muppet responsible is!!! :lol:
Bet it was that Easy bloke! rolleyes
There's loads of easy blokes on here apparantly...
/winks and waves hands frantically at OG
Quote by the_Laird
Fee
You get yourself down here, all you could want, a nice clean patio, plenty of wine, and anything else I'm sure I could find for you :twisted:
And whilst you are away, The Laird can finish off 'the work in progress'
lol

Thanks Sarah....just pointing this post out to him!!!
Fee
XX
Waayyyy Haaayyyy
Single-ish Bloke Looking for Girlies
(no previous building experience required, although knowledge of fence erecting an obvious advantage wink )
I have the house to myself for at least another 2 years, lets party folks!!!!!!
Please may I be first on the party list :bounce: ...I think it must be something about the new avatar but I just fine it sooooooooooo sexy :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
My bum not good enough for you then huh??
:stompsoff:

DUMBASS QUESTION! rolleyes
Don't be ridiculous... I have a whole screen with yours on it... now you could of course rectify that by sending me a big one of Fee's bum! :rascal:
And if you had that patio finished you could have somewhere to stomp all over! lol
bolt
Quote by the_Laird
Fee
You get yourself down here, all you could want, a nice clean patio, plenty of wine, and anything else I'm sure I could find for you :twisted:
And whilst you are away, The Laird can finish off 'the work in progress'
lol

Thanks Sarah....just pointing this post out to him!!!
Fee
XX
Waayyyy Haaayyyy
Single-ish Bloke Looking for Girlies
(no previous building experience required, although knowledge of fence erecting an obvious advantage wink )
I have the house to myself for at least another 2 years, lets party folks!!!!!!
Oh don't worry, Fee will be well looked after...... :twisted:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Don't be ridiculous... I have a whole screen with yours on it... now you could of course rectify that by sending me one of Fee's big bum! :rascal:

I'll tell the scary bag you want a picture of her big arse then shall I??
:shock:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
And if you had that patio finished you could have somewhere to stomp all over! lol

:thrilled:
Quote by Sarah
Oh don't worry, Fee will be well looked after...... :twisted:

Fee who???
dunno
Quote by the_Laird

Don't be ridiculous... I have a whole screen with yours on it... now you could of course rectify that by sending me one of Fee's big bum! :rascal:

I'll tell the scary bag you want a picture of her big arse then shall I??
:shock:
Oooooooooooh... you're gonna be in soooooo much trouble for that matey!! Remember Fee has access to your birthday present!! :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
And if you had that patio finished you could have somewhere to stomp all over! lol

:thrilled:
So did you finish it yet? rolleyes
Quote by jaymar
Sunday has a total relaxed feeling doesn't it? As a child Sunday was my most boring day of the week, church, Sunday lunches with family, and everyone snoozed in the afternoon.

How do you spend your Sunday? cool

Same here for childhood days. Nowadays I go to church (entirely of my own choice), and yes, sometimes I still snooze in the afternoons. lol
Quote by jaymar
Are you feeling the same morning after feeling as I am AJ??? Remember? :rascal: except I cannot do anything about it this time sad

Jay you know me well!! think you and me are very naughty people!! biggrin
Quote by Dirtygirlie
......I might even start a campaign for the return of those jumpers to their rightful owner when I find out who the muppet responsible is!!! lol
Bet it was that Easy bloke! rolleyes

Bugger all to do with me! I know nothing about what's going on here.... innocent :lol:
Quote by varca
I so need to find that psychology of avatars thread thingy that was posted recently. The one about how one perceives people based not just on what they post but how the avatar of said person influences one's judgement in terms of likeability/droolability factor etc lol.
Norwegion Wood... I mean wool.. just doesn't cut it lol, bring back The_Laird's scrummy bod and bum and Feebee's scrummy everything :giggle:
It certainly does make a difference methinks, the avatar of choice, it reflects personality and the perception of you guys being of the "matching jumper" brigade just sends cold shivers down my spine lmao. Whereas, said other, so much more appropriate avatars send mmmmmmm shivers to all the nicely correct and moistmaking parts :grin:
Great fun guys and all I have left to say is that it was a great experiment but I am off to start or join the thread that is picketing to "Bring back Laird and Feebee sans Norwegion wool" biggrin

Ah well, when in Rome Norway :giggle: .....
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:giggle:
Oooh Easy....nice wool cool
Quote by Easy
Ah well, when in Rome.....
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Norway Easy, Norway!! rolleyes
Fee
XX
Edited as commanded worship :P :thrilled:
Quote by varca
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: smackbottom Do not perpetuate this woolly jumper thingy, it's scary!! :eeek: :lol2: Think of the consequences for humanity!!
:giggle:

What? We'd all be getting jumped like in the Lynx adverts 'cos we look soooooooooooooo sexy :hunk: ?
Quote by easy
Edited as commanded worship :P :thrilled:

Easy
I know it's not you in the Jumper but tell me, is it really HE that is the huge hit with the ladeez who goes by the name of Morton Harkett, the Norwegian Sex God?
He could really pull the women in that classic 1995 Scandia Blue Pattern garment of Norwegian class
Quote by the_Laird
...In this weather there's nothing better than opening the patio door and sitting outside first thing.

Only nice if you have a patio to sit on confused evil
Quote by jaymar
How do you spend your Sunday? cool

Tired lol :lol:
Fee
XX
aaaw hun, you can come and borrow ours anytime, Jay will be more than happy to accomodate you.. 8-)
He couldn't come up and build ours though could he???
Otherwise shes threatening to withdraw certain priviliges :shock: though I'll just threaten her with no sex, that should work dunno
and Fee......
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS FFS!!!!!
I don't blame her! :shock:
Laird... is that cardy really yours??? :shock:
Quote by aj1980

Are you feeling the same morning after feeling as I am AJ??? Remember? :rascal: except I cannot do anything about it this time sad

Jay you know me well!! think you and me are very naughty people!! biggrin
Jay and I like naughty.. hump sundays! :rascal:
Mar x
Edited as commanded worship :P :thrilled:

Easy
I know it's not you in the Jumper but tell me, is it really HE that is the huge hit with the ladeez who goes by the name of Morton Harkett, the Norwegian Sex God?
He could really pull the women in that classic 1995 Scandia Blue Pattern garment of Norwegian class
Lairdy, will you baa while i'm riding you if I ask you nicely???
pink x
Quote by blueandpink
Edited as commanded worship :P :thrilled:

Easy
I know it's not you in the Jumper but tell me, is it really HE that is the huge hit with the ladeez who goes by the name of Morton Harkett, the Norwegian Sex God?
He could really pull the women in that classic 1995 Scandia Blue Pattern garment of Norwegian class
Lairdy, will you baa while i'm riding you if I ask you nicely???
pink x :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
rotflmao So.... why has a Sunday relaxation thread come round to woolly jumpers and naff cardy's! :giggle: I've never done it in a cardy! lol
Quote by varca
I so need to find that psychology of avatars thread thingy that was posted recently. The one about how one perceives people based not just on what they post but how the avatar of said person influences one's judgement in terms of likeability/droolability factor etc lol.
It certainly does make a difference methinks, the avatar of choice, it reflects personality and the perception of you guys being of the "matching jumper" brigade just sends cold shivers down my spine lmao.

Well you see Varca, it keeps those fuckers who thinkthey know something about us on their toes and if nothing else keeps them guessing confused
wink
Great fun guys and all I have left to say is that it was a great experiment but I am off to start or join the thread that is picketing to "Bring back Laird and Feebee sans Norwegion wool" biggrin

You mean that people may NOT like my knitwear choice?? :cry:
Someone will be pleased their knitwear plan is working then :twisted:
xx
quick lairdy can i borrow your cardie bolt
Quote by the_Laird
Edited as commanded worship :P :thrilled:

Easy
I know it's not you in the Jumper but tell me, is it really HE that is the huge hit with the ladeez who goes by the name of Morton Harkett, the Norwegian Sex God?
He could really pull the women in that classic 1995 Scandia Blue Pattern garment of Norwegian class
:gagged: ;)
Quote by jaymar
Laird... is that cardy really yours??? :shock:

Cardy...CARDY!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
That is NOT a cardy rolleyes , it's a masterpiece of wool manipulation technology, crafted lovingly by the good folks in Lairdys link. :roll: :giggle:
Quote by blueandpink
Lairdy, will you baa while i'm riding you if I ask you nicely???
pink x

SEE!!! I TOLD you these jumpers would attract women :giggle:
Quote by Ukwineman
quick lairdy can i borrow your cardie bolt

Nope, but.....
Click my sig to get your very own
Quote by easy
SEE!!! I TOLD you these jumpers would attract women :giggle:

I know mate, I'm currently tying to order the matching trousers cool
Quote by the_Laird
Great fun guys and all I have left to say is that it was a great experiment but I am off to start or join the thread that is picketing to "Bring back Laird and Feebee sans Norwegion wool" biggrin

You mean that people may NOT like my knitwear choice?? :cry:
Someone will be pleased their knitwear plan is working then :twisted:
xx
Yay Varca... my plan is working!!! You hold 'em down and I'll start to unravel the jaggy jumpers! :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird

SEE!!! I TOLD you these jumpers would attract women :giggle:

I know mate, I'm currently tying to order the matching trousers cool
THEY DO KEKS AS WELL :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Second thoughts I may give them a miss right now as I'm scratching my crotch for England for the last few weeks :shock: confused

SEE!!! I TOLD you these jumpers would attract women :giggle:

I know mate, I'm currently tying to order the matching trousers cool
pink faints with lust.....
But wont they make you itch? :shock:
Quote by blueandpink

SEE!!! I TOLD you these jumpers would attract women :giggle:

I know mate, I'm currently tying to order the matching trousers cool
pink faints with lust.....
Baaahhhhhhhh

SEE!!! I TOLD you these jumpers would attract women :giggle:

I know mate, I'm currently tying to order the matching trousers cool
pink faints with lust.....
Baaahhhhhhhh
Er....excuse me, why is my wife lying on the floor, panting wildly and chanting "Baa baa Lairdy, have you any wool?"
Blue