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Passionate reunion sparks police alert
Police were called to the home of a German couple enjoying a passionate reunion after neighbours complained about the noise.
Police in Essen received a call around midnight from neighbours who thought a television had been left on at full volume.
A crowd of people had gathered outside the house in which they believed somebody was watching a porn film.
When police arrived, they went straight to the house the noise was coming from and rang the door bell.
"There was no film, the TV was off. It was a live performance," the police report states.
The embarassed couple, who hadn't seen each other for a long time, promised to shut the window and continue what they were doing more quietly.