Eat your greens!

11 Nov 2004

If the ladies can have sex with carrots, cucumbers and bananas, what sort of fruit and veg can us blokes shag?

11 Nov 2004

Not one I've tried myself :shock: , but I did read a suggestion about hollowing out a cucumber and giving it a few seconds in the micro to warm/soften it. Apparently it makes a great vaginal substitue. But I must stress again - I WILL NOT BE TRYING IT MYSELF!
WARNING - before you try this read the post two down from this one!!!!

11 Nov 2004

so heres a tale, may be slightly wrong but it went something like this. certain cultures say if you warm a melon and make a hole in it it feels like a vagina, well a guy heard about it and did just this but chose the microwave to warm things up, now those of you that eat melon will know the sugary content is quite high, so the melon was warm to the touch on the outside but around three hundred degrees on the inside, imagine what came next when the guy put his :shock: todger in......... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

now ive gone back and loked at more of that site im scared :shock: :shock:

11 Nov 2004

Given the story that preceeds it, and being a guy, I'm far too scared to look at what might be in that link!
:shock:

11 Nov 2004

Slightly off target, but we converted a melon into a bong to smoke some weed a few years back. So melons do have multi purposes