effing Goldfish

18 Jan 2005

Everyone knows a fish finger is not as much as a real alive pretty goldfish!
Tortoises, turtles and terapins do not count! They are not legal tender.
So the bid is now with Roger with 12 golfish and a decorative bowl, he throws a tortoise in for free
:P
Neil is infact a very rabbit like, twitchy nose, floppy ears, whiskers, fur.......... yeah, I see the similarites!

18 Jan 2005

Ok I have checked my goldfish supply and I am now bid 15 goldfish, a pair of Steve's smelly socks, a mouldy scotch pancake AND....... a very decorative silver plated picture frame That Steve pulled out of his Christmas cracker so its not THAT good really :shock:
:smile2:
Shireen
xxx
innocent

Dawn was ere

18 Jan 2005

:doh:
I just realised that by running th auction, I can't bid! :shock:
Good bid Shireen! Do you think we could go halves if you win biggrin

18 Jan 2005

Little gem - I've run out of Goldfish - can I use Dawn's Fishy fingers sprayed with gold paint?

18 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
:doh:
I just realised that by running th auction, I can't bid! :shock:
Good bid Shireen! Do you think we could go halves if you win

But of course Gem hun wink

Oh and DAWN!!!!!!!..............

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Stop flucking messing with my posts ya bugger lol

Shireen
xxx

18 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Little gem - I've run out of Goldfish - can I use Dawn's Fishy fingers sprayed with gold paint?

NO!!!!

:x :x :x

18 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
Oh and DAWN!!!!!!!.............. :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Stop flucking messing with my posts ya bugger
Shireen
xxx

:giggle:

18 Jan 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Little gem - I've run out of Goldfish - can I use Dawn's Fishy fingers sprayed with gold paint?

Yes that's fine Roger cool

8-) 8-) 8-)
Okay then that makes 22 Goldfish in a decorative Bowl all mounted on a Giant Tortoise plus 4 carved model Elephants.

18 Jan 2005

No pilfering of other people's bidding items Roger, you naughty dragon! :smackbottom:
Angel is worth far much more than a spray gold fishy finger.
<tuts> (tm NIL)
FFS, serious bids only please, Angel is a lovely person and alleged the best shag on here. I wouldn't know, cos she doesn't seem to have let Countess out yet! lol

*spots easy waiting and pounces :rascal:
:P

18 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Okay then that makes 22 Goldfish in a decorative Bowl all mounted on a Giant Tortoise plus 4 carved model Elephants. All aquired last time the Fair was in town

Cheap skate :shock:

18 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Cheap skate :shock:

At least I can beat that bid:
Expensive Salmon. lol

18 Jan 2005

Is that as well as the the 22 goldfish and tank or instead of?
:P

18 Jan 2005

Shitty shit shit I'm losing mad

*runs round the house looking for things to bid with bolt

18 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Is that as well as the the 22 goldfish and tank or instead of?
:P

Certainly as well as, no half measures here. lol

18 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Shitty shit shit I'm losing
*runs round the house looking for things to bid with

Gazes vacantly at monitor dreaming of Dawn running round the house. silly

hwoar: :phwoar:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wink

18 Jan 2005

Ok I have it - I bid Ians laptop :giggle:
:bounce: I win :bounce:

18 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ok I have it - I bid Ians laptop :giggle:
:bounce: I win :bounce:

You bugger, I have nothing left to bid!!! mad

:x :x

19 Jan 2005

My fingers are not that fishy, honest. Its more of a fish paste smell redface

Dawn :silly:

19 Jan 2005

Quote by easy

I raise your bid by one slightly used Rabbit :!:

Is this used rabbit Neilinleeds?
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
look you! if you'd been previously sold to blue for a mere handful of pretty goldfish, you'd be a used frightened little rabbit too! humph!
and don't think i haven't noticed that angel has now tripled my best bid in a mere 3 pages! took me 8 to get half that bloody far! you can shove yer bleedin' giant toirtoises where the sun don't shine for all i care! mad

neilinleeds - not a happy bunny at all!

19 Jan 2005

The thing is Neil, I hadn't cut my teeth on this complicated seeling lark back then, and to be truthful I didn't really want to sell you........... flog you, hell yeah :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
It is so much easier on the auctioneer when flogging quality undamaged goods :P
I already have a laptop Dawn.......... but if it contains some naughty pictures of you I deffinately don't want a look at all......... oh no! redface

Oh, go on then if you insist ;) I'd love to accept your offer of Ian's laptop...............
But it just aint the same as goldfish
Maybe a bid of your 9 goldfish and a lap......... dance........ dunno

19 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
neilinleeds - not a happy bunny at all!

Sorry Neil but bunny's are not legal tender in this auction :giggle:
Ok last bid............ 25 goldfish, a pair of Steve's smelly socks, a mouldy scotch pancake, a silver plated picture frame and...........................
A picture of Steve naked wink

:smile2:
Shireen
xxx

19 Jan 2005

i hereby withdraw my laptop from the auction, and replace it with one of dawn's laptops. maybe the blue one angel? go nice with your nail polish? no what about the silver one? match your bracelet i feel.
Hell if I can join in, both of em lol

How'd I do??
Ian

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Ian_Mids
i hereby withdraw my laptop from the auction, and replace it with one of dawn's laptops. maybe the blue one angel? go nice with your nail polish? no what about the silver one? match your bracelet i feel.
Hell if I can join in, both of em
How'd I do??
Ian

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well done Ian, Dawn was getting way too smug there! :lol:

19 Jan 2005

Best bid by far Shireen!
Why do some people not listen when I say the only legal tender in here is goldfish..........
............and things to bribe the auctioneer of course! :P
Poor Neil, come here bunnykins let me fondle those lovely furry floppy ears for you. Mmmm there, that's better.....
Now get down the pet shop and get some goldfish for your bid man! I might be able to cut you a deal for some pics to give to Venus to keep her off my back ;)

19 Jan 2005

Oh Ian, thats so not fair. Your not bidding with either of my laptops lol

No way

Ok what about Ians car :lol:
Oh and rogerthebloodydragon, just cos I won flipa

:flipa: :flipa:
:giggle:

19 Jan 2005

I might be able to cut you a deal for some pics to give to Venus to keep her off my back

don't worry gem, i've trawled me HD for the tasteful ones, so hopefully she'll be quiet for a bit now? dunno

least till i get the real time cammy stuff running? ;)
n x x x x :P

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ok what about Ians car
:giggle:

now that is war.
Ok Dawn's knicker drawer..... anyone remember the thread, well just to update you, its now clear passed the 200 mark and we now have 2 knicker drawers. That's gotta beat my car. Hands down! - hands down Dawn's knickers, now there's a thought.
Ian

19 Jan 2005

:doh:

Quote by neilinleeds
I might be able to cut you a deal for some pics to give to Venus to keep her off my back

don't worry gem, i've trawled me HD for the tasteful ones, so hopefully she'll be quiet for a bit now? dunno

least till i get the real time cammy stuff running? ;)
n x x x x :P
*sulks*
you never fecking cammed with me you little scallywag rabbit vermin you evil

All offers to cut a deal are off. :evil: Get back in your hutch! smackbottom

Now, now Dawn and Ian, cars and knickers and laptops and the like are only bribes for the auctioneer. ......... goldfish are the only things that count!
So the best offer is still the 25 goldfish and the lovely other included items.
:twisted:

19 Jan 2005

Gem, I think you should know just exactly what it is that Ian drives rolleyes

:twisted:
Then again, you DO need a new car (well, new to you anyway) OK accept it as the bribe it was intended to be, but still count the fish hun.
(Am I supposed to comment on bidders? No?? Ooops lol :grin: )