Woohoo!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Tune and Angel, both back in the same week!! (Although I didn't actually disappear really lol)
Yep, that's the bollox we loved and missed. Now about those bollocks.... :rascal: :grin:
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Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
All this queueing! Shall I just have a party and you can queue outside my bedroom? Or better still, see how many people we can squeeze into a king sized bed? :twisted: :twisted:
YES . . YES . . YES . . OMFG . . YEESSSSS!!!!
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erm . . . i mean if you fancy one?
sorry got a bit over excited then! 
ops:n x x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
All this queueing! Shall I just have a party and you can queue outside my bedroom? Or better still, see how many people we can squeeze into a king sized bed? :twisted: :twisted:
YES . . YES . . YES . . OMFG . . YEESSSSS!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
OMG!! :shock: :shock: What have I done???? :shock: :shock:
Quote by Angel Chat
Do I see an Angel Chat about to be sold for such things as Golfish
Highest bigger is first in the queue?
Dawn :silly:
If that's the case I have a question. :giveup: Who exactly would be selling me? And do I get a share of the proceeds? :confused2:
ME and NO
well some one was going to say it so I just got there first hahahahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Angel Chat
If that's the case I have a question. :giveup: Who exactly would be selling me? And do I get a share of the proceeds? :confused2:
Oh bollox, I never thought of that. If I sell you I can't bid for you
Sod it. Just come here and we can bypass the selling :giggle:
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Quote by corriefem
If that's the case I have a question. :giveup: Who exactly would be selling me? And do I get a share of the proceeds? :confused2:
ME and NO
Right that's that sorted then :shock:
Actually, I didn't really want a load of goldfish, nowhere to put them apart from my bath and I need that for myself! And having had a bit of time to think about it, if the highest bidder gets to the front of the queue, does that mean that the second highest bidder gets 2nd in the queue etc?
Win/win as far as I'm concerned
Bring it on!! :happy: :evil2: 
Sex God
Well I succesfully sold Neil once.. kinda.............. shall we see how this one goes? :twisted:
I might have to test out the king sized bed thing as quality control inspection of course ;) :rascal:
Soooo when you free again Angel? Shall we start the bidding tomorrow morning? With the misely amount of half a goldfish and see who tops the bids!? ;)
I have a feeling Neil still has some rangy old fish left over from the last sale!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: This is just too good! :D
All of a sudden I love SH again! Well in this thread anyway! :D
I might have to test out the king sized bed thing as quality control inspection of course ;) :rascal:
Soooo when you free again Angel? Shall we start the bidding tomorrow morning? With the misely amount of half a goldfish and see who tops the bids!? ;)
I have a feeling Neil still has some rangy old fish left over from the last sale!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: This is just too good! :D
All of a sudden I love SH again! Well in this thread anyway! :D
Sex God
I'm not bidding for anything (or anyone) that I've not tested, unless there's a guarantee of satisfaction or your goldfish back.
*easy, still stood outside ACs, covered in snow and waiting for Gem to drag him off*
*easy, still stood outside ACs, covered in snow and waiting for Gem to drag him off*
Quote by easy
I'm not bidding for anything (or anyone) that I've not tested, unless there's a guarantee of satisfaction or your goldfish back.
*easy, still stood outside ACs, covered in snow and waiting for Gem to drag him off*
FFS!!! Some people seem to think they can have everything handed to them on a plate!! It isn't eBay ya know
Nobody's forcing you to bid, easy. Now can you stand aside please, I think Countess is trying to get through my front door :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
{Raises Hand quickly}
Auctioneeer: Right I have two Goldfish from the dragon on my right, any advance on two ...........
Sex God
Auctioneer: That's five from the woman with the bouncing tits, any advance on five....
Roger: Seven goldfish .................. and a Terrapin!
Beat that Dawn, there's no way you've got anything bigger than a Terrapin in that cleavage it would have been thrown clear by now.
Roger: Seven goldfish .................. and a Terrapin!
Beat that Dawn, there's no way you've got anything bigger than a Terrapin in that cleavage it would have been thrown clear by now.
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
the dragon from my arse :shock:
That's no way to talk about Ian :shock:
I'll raise the bid to 7 goldfish and a pair of Steve's smelly socks
Shireen
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Hey we're already at 7 and a Terrapin thankyou very much!
A Terrapin is worth way more than some smelly socks!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Beat that Dawn, there's no way you've got anything bigger than a Terrapin in that cleavage it would have been thrown clear by now.
I can't think for laughing
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by shireen-steve
I'll raise the bid to 7 goldfish and a pair of Steve's smelly socks
Socks :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek:
You see that Angel :laughabove: Shireen says your ONLY worth socks!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Hey we're already at 7 and a Terrapin thankyou very much!
A Terrapin is worth way more than some smelly socks!
Tough shit
I raise your bid by one slightly used Rabbit :!:
Quote by rogerthedragon
A Terrapin is worth way more than some smelly socks!
It depends on how much you like smelly socks though
Ok I'll raise you 9 goldfish, a pair of Steve's smelly socks and a mouldy scotch pancake that I just found in the cupboard :wink:
Shireen
xxx
Oh and Dawn.....
:wink: Sex God
Shireen in the lead now with 9 goldfish, do we hear 10 goldfish anywhere???
Sex God
Right you've asked for it now, I have my trump card, it may be a bit slow but you can ride on it and it can always be turned into a nice coffee table when you're done -
My bid is:-
A Giant Tortoise.
"Beat that with your used rodents and oderous foot coverings! Ha!"
My bid is:-
A Giant Tortoise.
"Beat that with your used rodents and oderous foot coverings! Ha!"
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
9 and a fish finger???
Is the fishy finger cos' you already got rid of your Rabbit?
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
It's not worth as much as goldfish though Roger :rude:
Shireen
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Ok if you going to be picky - A giant tortoise with 12 goldfishin a decorative bowl. :P
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I raise your bid by one slightly used Rabbit :!:
Is this used rabbit Neilinleeds?
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Is the fishy finger cos' you already got rid of your Rabbit?
You bastard
My drink came down my nose :shock: Auctioneer: Bidder number two has been incapacitated by nasal fluid trauma.
