*scratches head*
Hmmmm, point well made Angel!
I shall count their bid as winning then! :rascal:
Sex God
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effing Goldfish
Noooo!!!!
You stopped the auction too soon
To think Ive just spent the last 12 hours visiting every Fair in the uk and spent on goes at stalls not to mention the fuel speeding fines and food and baccy costs :shock:
net result
31 Goldfish
nb was 34 but three died in a suicide pact when they saw the boot of my car (not for the fainthearted)
DAMN DAMN DAMN :cry: :cry:
You stopped the auction too soon
To think Ive just spent the last 12 hours visiting every Fair in the uk and spent on goes at stalls not to mention the fuel speeding fines and food and baccy costs :shock:
net result
31 Goldfish
nb was 34 but three died in a suicide pact when they saw the boot of my car (not for the fainthearted)
DAMN DAMN DAMN :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Warwick I think she just meant that the Mids' bid was winning at the moment ;) I'll see if I can rouse the auctioneer and see what she has to say :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
yeah, oh, yeahhh lower, mmm just there....
*wake with a start*
What what? Angel, what's up?
*yawn widely in a bagpuss style*
You woke me from that dream to tell me warwick has an extortionate amount of goldfish!?
after all it is only goldfish per each warwick
S'pose he's now in the lead with the bidding then
I think I need to envoke autioneers privaledges with this sale! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Volunteers step right this way :twisted:
:P
*wake with a start*
What what? Angel, what's up?
*yawn widely in a bagpuss style*
You woke me from that dream to tell me warwick has an extortionate amount of goldfish!?
after all it is only goldfish per each warwick
S'pose he's now in the lead with the bidding then
I think I need to envoke autioneers privaledges with this sale! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Volunteers step right this way :twisted:
:P
Sex God
Quote by little gem
I think I need to envoke autioneers privaledges with this sale! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Volunteers step right this way :twisted:
:P
Coooooeeeeeeee!!! Anything I can help with Gem? ;) Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
always Angel, step into my office :rascal:
I could be some time, Warwick I sugest you go and support your Goldfish's new team in Coventry, by the time you get back, I should have recovered enough to start the auction again! :twisted:
Sex God
warwick love.................. fetch your coat .............. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: I think youve pulled ;)
:bounce: I think youve pulled ;)
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Cheap skate :shock:
Is that a bid Dawn?
OK I raise the bid to 1 goldfish. :shock:
A 5' 10" goldfish.
*easy heads for the fancy dress hire shop to see if they have a goldfish costume*
Quote by warwick
many apologies its only 30 now
one of them muttered something about joining a football club and hopped on the number 34 bus to Coventry :shock:
( why hes going to coventry to join a football club is beyond me
Once he gets to Coventry Warwick, he will need to catch the 79 which will take him to new football ground
Wonders if she can convince Warwick's goldfish to go to Aston Villa instead :wink:
Shireen
xxx
Sex God
<<<<< Tune wanders in: notices the auctioneer slumped over his lectern and realises the auction is still going >>>>>>>
I wonder if Dawn's fingers are still a bit fishy - can't think where the paste came from though.
"I say my man. I raise the bid to 35 goldfish, one (there is only one) Angel fish and four (four???!!!) fishy fingers!!!
I wonder if Dawn's fingers are still a bit fishy - can't think where the paste came from though.
"I say my man. I raise the bid to 35 goldfish, one (there is only one) Angel fish and four (four???!!!) fishy fingers!!!
Quote by westerross
"I say my man. I raise the bid to 35 goldfish, one (there is only one) Angel fish and four (four???!!!) fishy fingers!!!
Pah 35????? 35?????...... I dont think so :rude:
I am bid 45 goldfish a pair of Steve's smelly socks, a mouldy scotch pancake, a silver plated photo frame and a naked pic of Steve :smile2:
Shireen
xxx
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
"I say my man. I raise the bid to 35 goldfish, one (there is only one) Angel fish and four (four???!!!) fishy fingers!!!
Pah 35????? 35?????...... I dont think so :rude:
I am bid 45 goldfish a pair of Steve's smelly socks, a mouldy scotch pancake, a silver plated photo frame and a naked pic of Steve :smile2:
Shireen
xxx
That's not fighting fair - I haven't got a naked pic of Steve!! Besides I think I'd better get me apology in to the auctioneeress for referring to her as "My man".
Errr... excuses - let me see:
Figure of speech?
Pissed?
Left me glasses at home?
Got confused by the smell of fish/socks?
Got excited by the thought of Angel being mine all mine - yup that'll do!
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
As for fighting fair.... Come on give me a break... I'm a woman, we dont play fair!!:lol:
Shireen
xxx
She's right you know. Just look at this!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
Pass on this advice !!
Hijack over, on with the bidding :smug:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
As for fighting fair.... Come on give me a break... I'm a woman, we dont play fair!!
Shireen
xxx
She's right you know. Just look at this!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
Pass on this advice !!
Hijack over, on with the bidding :smug:
OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
Roger the Dragon sighs with relief that is goldfish were insufficient.
Sex God
:lol2: I'm a pussycat really Roger ;) Was just having a bit of a bad day and that appealed to my inner psychotic bitch from hell. Don't worry though, she's safely restrained at the moment :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
:lol2: I'm a pussycat really Roger ;) Was just having a bit of a bad day and that appealed to my inner psychotic bitch from hell. Don't worry though, she's safely restrained at the moment :twisted: :twisted:
Ooooo Kinky.
:twisted: Sex God
Ah!... a thread with a bit of class!
I up my bid to 50 goldfish, One (and only) Angel fish, a naked pic of a strange unkown man I'm claiming is Steve, three!! smelly socks and a halo that fits!!
I'm also prepared to be an thread assassin!
I up my bid to 50 goldfish, One (and only) Angel fish, a naked pic of a strange unkown man I'm claiming is Steve, three!! smelly socks and a halo that fits!!
I'm also prepared to be an thread assassin!
Its obvious how to win this auction,
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Sex God
Quote by Snertsmate
Its obvious how to win this auction,
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Now that's what I call prime pratchettian bollox.
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Its obvious how to win this auction,
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Now that's what I call prime pratchettian bollox.
Hey no fair, I started with turtle and elephants, if anyone is going to get credit for being a geek it's me.
Roger the Dragon.
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
Its obvious how to win this auction,
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Now that's what I call prime pratchettian bollox.
Hey no fair, I started with turtle and elephants, if anyone is going to get credit for being a geek it's me.
Roger the Dragon.
You're dead right mate! I wuz wrong - mind you - you didn't mention the word disc.... so I'm not so sure.
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Its obvious how to win this auction,
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Now that's what I call prime pratchettian bollox.
Hey no fair, I started with turtle and elephants, if anyone is going to get credit for being a geek it's me.
Roger the Dragon.
You're dead right mate! I wuz wrong - mind you - you didn't mention the word disc.... so I'm not so sure.
:doh: Come on TE the whole point is to slip it in subtlely and see who notices. (In this case no one. :cry: )
Roger the Swamp Dragon.
Sex God
I bid ONE gold fish.
This one:
This one:
