I have an idea to make this thread after 2 mistakes made by people that i know.
The first was when i was arranging to meet my aunt to go shopping. she picked me up i her car and we sat talking until we arrived at the car park. When she got out i noticed she was limping, so when she got back to the car after getting her ticket, i asked her if she had hurt her leg. She replied no but didnt know why she was limping aswell. When we looked down she had 1 black shoe on and the other navy, with 1 heel on higher then the other! i asked her how she didnt notice, and she said she knew something wasnt right but didnt know what!
The other was when a friend of mine sent me a text ment for her boyfriend! it was very detailed shall we say, and couldnt keep a straight face the following day when we spoke about it.
So i was wondering if anyone else has made a mistake like this where u jus wish the ground would open up and let u in.
It could be anything from being caught with odd socks, or calling ur partner by the wrong name
i appologise now if this thread has been done before but i couldnt find any when i did the search
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Sex God
I very nearly sent my mum an utterly filthy text that obviously wasn't meant for her. 
Thankfully I hit cancel just in the nick of time cause I'm not sure she would have been overly impressed by the content! :twisted:
Thankfully I hit cancel just in the nick of time cause I'm not sure she would have been overly impressed by the content! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
freind of mine wanted to make a cheese cake and asked in shop for fem fresh instead of freme fresh
Is that a bit like creme fresh?! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
freind of mine wanted to make a cheese cake and asked in shop for fem fresh instead of freme fresh
Is that a bit like creme fresh?! :giggle:
That's probably what she meant .......... just shows what effect vodka has on your brain & fingers! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Years ago my ex and i went to a xmas party with some freinds, the male friend said lets go and dance, so i started towards the dance floor thinking he was behind me, as i waited for some people to move he put his hands on my hips, being in a bit of a silly mood, i grabbed his hands and rubbed them over my bum all sexy and wiggled up and down, however when i turned round it wasn`t my friend at all, just some bloke who had got between us :shock: i was sooooo embarassed i could of died
i could of died showing my sis how to transfer pics from her camera to the pc.....using my pc....they went into the last picture folder I'd had open the previous night, which unfortunately was my private photo stash from meets......and up pops a full screen photo of me giving someone a blowjob....close up in glorious technicolour :shock:
thank god it was a close up and she couldnt see it wasnt my hubby :eeek:
i coulsnt minimise the screen quick enough
thank god it was a close up and she couldnt see it wasnt my hubby :eeek:
i coulsnt minimise the screen quick enough
Quote by CherrytreeI hope the horn players had small hands
Has anyone else just heard the DJ on Classic FM - without a hint of Finbarr Saunders - "Historically the horn differed from other brass instruments in that it did not have valves - the only way to get different notes from it was to use your tongue or stick your hand up the bell end."
lp
Sex God
Christmas 2007 I had bought Mich a nice new platinum rabbit as her gift. As I was currently moving house for the due date it was being delivered and only had a small ammount of time with her that Christmas I had it posted to my parents house for the day I was expected to arrive there.
Unfortuantely due to postal delays it didn't arrive until the day after I left (1 week delay) my parents house and my nosey dad opened the brown wrapped parcel up.
Lets just say my Mum called me the following day hoping the present was for Mich and not me.
Unfortuantely due to postal delays it didn't arrive until the day after I left (1 week delay) my parents house and my nosey dad opened the brown wrapped parcel up.
Lets just say my Mum called me the following day hoping the present was for Mich and not me.
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I very nearly sent my mum an utterly filthy text that obviously wasn't meant for her.
Thankfully I hit cancel just in the nick of time cause I'm not sure she would have been overly impressed by the content! :twisted:
I did that, but I sent it to my dad by accident. (He texted me inbetween me replying to a filthy one - and I just clicked reply without thinking)
The reply I got from him was:
"Thanks mate, but I think you sent that to the wrong person!"
Sex God
Quote by Sixfootsix
I very nearly sent my mum an utterly filthy text that obviously wasn't meant for her.
Thankfully I hit cancel just in the nick of time cause I'm not sure she would have been overly impressed by the content! :twisted:
I did that, but I sent it to my dad by accident. (He texted me inbetween me replying to a filthy one - and I just clicked reply without thinking)
The reply I got from him was:
"Thanks mate, but I think you sent that to the wrong person!"
Thank god my parents are still technologically in the dark ages... I dread to think what mine would say if I sent them anything vaguely smutty!
:shock:
Sex God
The Mr was working away and was coming back late so thought I'd make him somethingteally adventurous 
He ended up being later home than expected, so put it in the oven to keep warm. "What should I cover it with to keep warm? I don't want it drying out", I thought. "Cling film or tinfoil? Well the cook where we used to work put cling film over our meals to keep warm in the hotplate, she knows what she's doing". U can guess the rest
The cling film was all shrivvelled and I spent about 5 long minutes peeling and picking off cling film from his tea
Miss Cream xxx
He ended up being later home than expected, so put it in the oven to keep warm. "What should I cover it with to keep warm? I don't want it drying out", I thought. "Cling film or tinfoil? Well the cook where we used to work put cling film over our meals to keep warm in the hotplate, she knows what she's doing". U can guess the rest
The cling film was all shrivvelled and I spent about 5 long minutes peeling and picking off cling film from his tea
Miss Cream xxx
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
The Mr was working away and was coming back late so thought I'd make him somethingteally adventurous
He ended up being later home than expected, so put it in the oven to keep warm. "What should I cover it with to keep warm? I don't want it drying out", I thought. "Cling film or tinfoil? Well the cook where we used to work put cling film over our meals to keep warm in the hotplate, she knows what she's doing". U can guess the rest
The cling film was all shrivvelled and I spent about 5 long minutes peeling and picking off cling film from his tea
Miss Cream xxx
:laughabove: Tells miss cream that a hot plate is nothing like an oven :doh: :giggle:
