Embarrassing memory

20 Nov 2006

Today I was in Costa, drinking coffee, when a beautiful woman comes up to the edge of the fenced off area and starts waving in my direction... I look behind me and it would seem she really was waving at me... She said hello whilst I was looking like a contestant of master mind - I just couldn't work who she was. dunno

Fortunately my memory started working after she said her name AND then the name of the company we both used to work for. redface

What I don't understand is how the hell did I forget somebody who I used to fancy rotten??! silly

hwoar:

What is the point of memory if it doesn't remember the useful stuff? mad

Please share your embarrassing situations... biggrin

36 x

20 Nov 2006

Quote by 36openminded
Today I was in Costa, drinking coffee, when a beautiful woman comes up to the edge of the fenced off area and starts waving in my direction... I look behind me and it would seem she really was waving at me... She said hello whilst I was looking like a contestant of master mind - I just couldn't work who she was.
Fortunately my memory started working after she said her name AND then the name of the company we both used to work for.
What I don't understand is how the hell did I forget somebody who I used to fancy rotten??! hwoar:
What is the point of memory if it doesn't remember the useful stuff?
Please share your embarrassing situations...
36 x

Nope, can't remember any lol

In edit..
Seriously though, Iâ€™ve got the memory of the love child of Homer Simpson and Winnie the pooh.
It is so seriously crap that Fire will say â€œRemember
And Iâ€™ll do the one raised eyebrow
And she say â€œoh yeh stupid questionâ€ :roll: :roll:
surprised

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20 Nov 2006

Was in the Gym a while ago when this bloke wanders up and ask's 'is your name (insert my name)?'.
He looked rather familiar and we chatted for 5 minutes with me desperatly trying to politley ask questions without looking like a complete pillock by asking who the hell he was.
It was only after he'd left that my memory decided to join the party and inform me that he was infact my best mate for about 3 years while at junior school redface

21 Nov 2006

I had a case of this in reverse last week.
I was on a course and just parked the car outside the hospice when one of our volunteers passed me and said 'Oh hello, how are you doing? Not seen you for ages'
We chatted about nothing much for a few minutes before I told him I had to go as I was due into a meeting.
The blank expression on his face was closely followed by the immortal words 'I'm so sorry, I thought you were my daughter in law ' blink

21 Nov 2006

At the Midlands Munch in Birmingham I was introduced to a couple of ladies and was rather in awe of them redface

. Later on went up to them again and asked for their names (again). One of them said "For ****'s sake Dlep, you asked me that about half an hour ago!"
I was that nervous I'd forgotten......just for a change...:shock:

21 Nov 2006

Oh bless ya Dlep :therethere:
The one which springs to mind for me is when I went out in to town a few years ago with a group of friends (including my bf's ex wife :shock: ). We were walking in to this particular bar and in an effort to comfort myself, I reached behind me and started carressing my bf's nuts (as you do lol

) I then turned round to see that it wasn't by bf after all!!!!!!!!!!!! I went soooooooooo red and apologised profusely. Needless to say that if I hadn't have already been spoken for, I would have been pulling that night rotflmao

CA x

21 Nov 2006

:giggle:
lmao, what pub were you in? sounds like a VERY friendly pub..