Anyone got any naughty, embarrassing, funny, drunken sexual tales from their past they're willing to share?
Obviously discretion is a must just to protect said identities so change of name if mentioning that particular person.
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Embarrassing sexual encounters / stories?
Orgasminator
I have a few embarrasing stories, they are mounting worryingly quickly 
I was leaving the room of a posh hotel after a night of fun with a couple I had met from here once previously. Her fella loved to film and photgraph her having fun with me, when I said I had brought my new HD cam he got his tripod and some other gear from the car, we had quite the mini porn studio set up going.
In the morning I got ready to leave, still feeling a little jelly legged and grinning as I recalled the depravity of the night before; she followed me to the door in very little and as I said my goodbyes I opened it to leave, a maid with a cleaning cart was stood in the doorway about to knock!
She sees me with my hand round the girl who is already looking a little flushed and grinning as I had just told her of my plan for next time, her fella in his underwear in the background also grinning putting her sexy toys back in a bag, tripod, camera, shoes, clothes, lube, pull ties, blindfold and condom wrappers are literally all over the place.
As I walked away the door closed behind me and the maid said something in Polish to her two colleages who were ahead of me in the corridor, they both giggled and stared at me as I walked past and into the lift. I burst into fits of laughter when the doors closed, things like that really round off a night well :lol:
I was leaving the room of a posh hotel after a night of fun with a couple I had met from here once previously. Her fella loved to film and photgraph her having fun with me, when I said I had brought my new HD cam he got his tripod and some other gear from the car, we had quite the mini porn studio set up going.
In the morning I got ready to leave, still feeling a little jelly legged and grinning as I recalled the depravity of the night before; she followed me to the door in very little and as I said my goodbyes I opened it to leave, a maid with a cleaning cart was stood in the doorway about to knock!
She sees me with my hand round the girl who is already looking a little flushed and grinning as I had just told her of my plan for next time, her fella in his underwear in the background also grinning putting her sexy toys back in a bag, tripod, camera, shoes, clothes, lube, pull ties, blindfold and condom wrappers are literally all over the place.
As I walked away the door closed behind me and the maid said something in Polish to her two colleages who were ahead of me in the corridor, they both giggled and stared at me as I walked past and into the lift. I burst into fits of laughter when the doors closed, things like that really round off a night well :lol:
When I was at a girls house and I split my banjo during sex. After running and hiding in the bathroom with my cock in the sink, I could feel my legs going weak at the site of the blood. Thinking about it, it was the hot water that hurt like hell that was the worse thing.
I kind of fell/stumbled to the floor. Queezy as hell and a little unsure of what had just happened I could hear a commotion at the bathroom door. (Which I was now laying behind in a bloody mess). It was then that I heard my girlfriend whisper through the door ''..are you okay?.. There's blood on the hallway floor"!! I then heard her Mum say "would you like to use our phone?" And THEN I could hear her dad say ".. Or would you like me to take you to A&E?"
Hands down, that was the most embarrassing moment of my teenage sexual years.
Oh the memories
I kind of fell/stumbled to the floor. Queezy as hell and a little unsure of what had just happened I could hear a commotion at the bathroom door. (Which I was now laying behind in a bloody mess). It was then that I heard my girlfriend whisper through the door ''..are you okay?.. There's blood on the hallway floor"!! I then heard her Mum say "would you like to use our phone?" And THEN I could hear her dad say ".. Or would you like me to take you to A&E?"
Hands down, that was the most embarrassing moment of my teenage sexual years.
Oh the memories
Orgasminator
Most recent embarrassing moment for me.......
Sexual athletics in the bedroom going full pelt at it {in a single bed!!} Im on top of him wearing an ermmmmm thing strapped to me......he moved. I fell off the bed backwards and hit my head on the door frames, nearly knocked myself out cold.
He was most concerned and offered to call an ambulance :embarrased:
Sexual athletics in the bedroom going full pelt at it {in a single bed!!} Im on top of him wearing an ermmmmm thing strapped to me......he moved. I fell off the bed backwards and hit my head on the door frames, nearly knocked myself out cold.
He was most concerned and offered to call an ambulance :embarrased:
Most embarassing moment was probably the first time i was on cam, in a hotel, with a fella (I knew i should have stayed a lesbian )
Was giving him a bj and kicked the laptop over onto the floor, we had fun but by 'eck i didnt half not hear the end of it in chat for a good few weeks after, they had been watching the ceiling for about 3 hours
)Was giving him a bj and kicked the laptop over onto the floor, we had fun but by 'eck i didnt half not hear the end of it in chat for a good few weeks after, they had been watching the ceiling for about 3 hours
