Embarrassing Shopping

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
:razz:

What's the pleasant surprise?
redface

(humour me, i'm blonde...........)

29 Dec 2006

Quote by mazandden

Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
:razz:

What's the pleasant surprise?
redface

(humour me, i'm blonde...........)
No probs.... I shall set the scene... although I may live to regret it ! lol

You are up for some fun and frollicks... planning on jumping on your lover as soon as they walk in the door, and feeling like you would be up for some anal sex.
You insert a KY suppository into your bottom (I can't believe I'm saying this surprised

ops

a little while before you plan to need the lubrication. The suppository feels waxy but will quickly melt once 'inside'.
Anyway... when in the throes of passion, no need to stop and reach over to the draw where you hide the KY when you suggest some anal fun - thanks to the KY suppository you will be already lubricated.
I do hope that explains things. :oops:

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
I can see me getting some of them, you never know ;)

No.....................I'm going to refuse to comment :giggle:
I had to go the supermarket one time when Shireen was poorly and I had to buy er................
well...............
Feminine hygene products....
As a male I felt very embaressed by this dunno

I always send Shireen to the chemist to buy condoms..
We have been into a sex shop near where we live several times but its kinda like.....
A quick scan to make sure no-one is looking then fast as you can duck inside the door...
Then hope the is a croud walking past when you leave so you can hide in the middle of it and hopefully go un-noticed..

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
I do hope that explains things.

oh yes.... it certainly does! :twisted:

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss

Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
:razz:

What's the pleasant surprise?
redface

(humour me, i'm blonde...........)
No probs.... I shall set the scene... although I may live to regret it ! lol

You are up for some fun and frollicks... planning on jumping on your lover as soon as they walk in the door, and feeling like you would be up for some anal sex.
You insert a KY suppository into your bottom (I can't believe I'm saying this surprised

ops

a little while before you plan to need the lubrication. The suppository feels waxy but will quickly melt once 'inside'.
Anyway... when in the throes of passion, no need to stop and reach over to the draw where you hide the KY when you suggest some anal fun - thanks to the KY suppository you will be already lubricated.
I do hope that explains things. :oops:
That’s not exactly what the glycerine ones do – they would get a totally different surprise with those if you stuffed one up ya bum before sex :uhoh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Dec 2006

Quote by PoloLady

Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
:razz:

What's the pleasant surprise?
redface

(humour me, i'm blonde...........)
No probs.... I shall set the scene... although I may live to regret it ! lol

You are up for some fun and frollicks... planning on jumping on your lover as soon as they walk in the door, and feeling like you would be up for some anal sex.
You insert a KY suppository into your bottom (I can't believe I'm saying this surprised

ops

a little while before you plan to need the lubrication. The suppository feels waxy but will quickly melt once 'inside'.
Anyway... when in the throes of passion, no need to stop and reach over to the draw where you hide the KY when you suggest some anal fun - thanks to the KY suppository you will be already lubricated.
I do hope that explains things. :oops:
That’s not exactly what the glycerine ones do – they would get a totally different surprise with those if you stuffed one up ya bum before sex :uhoh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Aye what? :lol:
Are we not talking about KY suppositories?

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
Aye what?
Are we not talking about KY suppositories?

Nope...........
Looks like your secrets out :giggle:

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss

Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
:razz:

What's the pleasant surprise?
redface

(humour me, i'm blonde...........)
No probs.... I shall set the scene... although I may live to regret it ! lol

You are up for some fun and frollicks... planning on jumping on your lover as soon as they walk in the door, and feeling like you would be up for some anal sex.
You insert a KY suppository into your bottom (I can't believe I'm saying this surprised

ops

a little while before you plan to need the lubrication. The suppository feels waxy but will quickly melt once 'inside'.
Anyway... when in the throes of passion, no need to stop and reach over to the draw where you hide the KY when you suggest some anal fun - thanks to the KY suppository you will be already lubricated.
I do hope that explains things. :oops:
That’s not exactly what the glycerine ones do – they would get a totally different surprise with those if you stuffed one up ya bum before sex :uhoh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Aye what? :lol:
Are we not talking about KY suppositories?
Nooooooo!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The penny has dropped! now i understand my confusion at the 'pleasant surprise' !!!!!!!
Glycerine ones, err, 'clear you out' !!!!!!! that's what I thought you were talking about!
I wasn't sure if you really thought that would be a pleasant surprise for a partner!!!!
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!

29 Dec 2006

Quote by mazandden
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!

I soooooo want some of these :thumbup:

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!

I soooooo want some of these :thumbup:
Maybe we could all get together with kiss so she can show us the ropes.......
we want to make sure we've got the right technique now, don't we.......
:giggle:
m xx

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!

I soooooo want some of these :thumbup:
And someone else will be checking Tescos for some of these tomorrow wink

(well, I cant to ask in the Chemist can I?) redface

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!

I soooooo want some of these :thumbup:
And someone else will be checking Tescos for some of these tomorrow wink

(well, I cant to ask in the Chemist can I?) redface

Yes you can ask, because I'm not surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:

29 Dec 2006

I'll take orders and head to tesco first thing!!!!!
I'm not shy!
wink

xx

29 Dec 2006

I told a barmaidn today that i wanted a blowjob, a quick fuck and a condom.......they were names of drinks
i was in the wrong bar, quite embarassing

30 Dec 2006

Quote by mazandden
I'll take orders and head to tesco first thing!!!!!
I'm not shy!

xx

I'll have a pack of the Glycerine's to start with then 2 pack of the KY....
I think thats the right way around......... confused

30 Dec 2006

Quote by Abilene
I consider myself a bold shopper but I do feel sorry for the cashiers at times.
Looking back I thnk the only time that might have been slightly strange was when the cahsier was scanning lubricant and condoms only to then have to scan some crayons and a coloring book I had picked up for my son. She just paused, looked slowly up at me, slowly down at my assortment and then shook her head as if to say 'It takes all sorts'.

Sorry but I'd have had to say something to her. Married, partnered and single people are still allowed to have sex after having children and therefore maybe need lube and condoms!

30 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyBear
I was asked by a lady friend to get some Johnsons Baby Mousse Oil for when she visited. Went off to local Morrisons and looked around but couldn't locate it. Stopped a couple of (attractive) ladies shopping together and asked. One said 'follow me' ... We found the shelf and she squeezed my hand as I reached up and said " My love you will need two!" and gave me the horniest wink EVER.
I don't normally blush but ....

What did the lady want it for - or am I being thick here?
You can PM me if it's too embarrassing to post on the thread!

30 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyBear
I have replied to your PM but happy to say here the lady wanted it for us to use when we met later. But I guess you didn't want the details :shock: xx

I'll get you in a corner at Notts and you can give me some tips! lol

30 Dec 2006

Quote by Juniper_couple
I'll take orders and head to tesco first thing!!!!!
I'm not shy!

xx

I'll have a pack of the Glycerine's to start with then 2 pack of the KY....
I think thats the right way around......... confused

I think we're on to something here..... maybe we could set up a business selling them together, judging by the interest here, i reckon there'd definately be a market for it!!!
What could we call it though?????..........................
ps juniper, i WANT that corset- it's gorgeous! (well, it's probably the person that's wearing it that's gorgeous!!!) :;)

30 Dec 2006

Quote by mazandden
I think we're on to something here..... maybe we could set up a business selling them together, judging by the interest here, i reckon there'd definately be a market for it!!!
What could we call it though?????..........................

Bum Bullets ? ............ :giggle:
Sent you a pm on the corset hun wink

30 Dec 2006

I now have none of the agonies of embarrassment I used to have when I was younger when buying condoms etc. I must admit though I tend to look the other way when passing the local Ann Summers with their huge window signs and pictures - saying things like "happy orgasms" in huge lettering. redface

Mike.

30 Dec 2006

I haven't found the KY 'bullets' yet but some folk may find this website helpful.

is your one stop e-shop for any products you might be embarrassed to ask for in your local chemists or supermarket. We pride ourselves on supplying trusted brands with swift, discreet delivery.

30 Dec 2006

Quote by Juniper_couple
I think we're on to something here..... maybe we could set up a business selling them together, judging by the interest here, i reckon there'd definately be a market for it!!!
What could we call it though?????..........................

Bum Bullets ? ............ :giggle:
Sent you a pm on the corset hun wink

lol!!!!! I can't come up with anything better so far.....
Off to buy four corsets now..................