embarrassment

7 Sep 2005

with out going in to to much detail on what I do for a living, but I work in a sort of retail place. Any way, we have to write order sheets out for the jobs we do, and one of the things we write at times are the words X set, which means something to the person that completes the order...
Any way, to-day a really sexy lady, with eyes to die for came in and I was serving her, and whe wanted a X set , so smiling away and chatting, as she was reading what I wrote, I only went and wrote X SEX !!!!! golly, I wanted to fall in a great big hole redface

Any one else done anything like this?

7 Sep 2005

Last week I was talking to my male manager about computer mice.
Without thinking I asked... do you have eyes or balls? He couldn't reply for laughing redface

7 Sep 2005

not freudian slips of the sexual kind... but I quite often write complete blox if someone starts talking to me. But as I mostly "do it on computer" its not a big problem.

7 Sep 2005

Only last week was on the phone to my dad, and I told him I was about to go Swinging :shock: redface

I meant Swimming surprised

ops:
Ended up in a right mess trying to correct it rolleyes

7 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Only last week was on the phone to my dad, and I told him I was about to go Swinging :shock:
I meant Swimming ops:
Ended up in a right mess trying to correct it

And if he comes on this site and sees this, he's gonna know exactly who I am confused

:? :?

7 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Only last week was on the phone to my dad, and I told him I was about to go Swinging :shock:
I meant Swimming ops:
Ended up in a right mess trying to correct it

Please can I spank you just a little bit...
A) for making a freudian slip
B) for swimming when you could have been swinging

oh just the one..... no actually I think it deserves two :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Only last week was on the phone to my dad, and I told him I was about to go Swinging :shock:
I meant Swimming ops:
Ended up in a right mess trying to correct it

And if he comes on this site and sees this, he's gonna know exactly who I am confused

:? :?
Get straight up to your room young lady. I didn't bring you up to behave like this.
Dad xx

7 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Only last week was on the phone to my dad, and I told him I was about to go Swinging :shock:
I meant Swimming ops:
Ended up in a right mess trying to correct it

Do you think he belived your erection................erm correction :shock: :oops:

7 Sep 2005

Can't be any more embarrassing than being an England footballer right now.

7 Sep 2005

swinging from the trees, naked in the breeze... Oh how we all put our feet right in it rolleyes

7 Sep 2005

I used to work in a camera shop...
Fairly fit woman, forties came in and asked for some durex for her camera!!
We discovered after red faces all round that she meant Duracell, but I had to wonder a) what was going through her mind, and b) what that camera was gonna witness later!

8 Sep 2005

Years ago I took a telephone call from a customer who was complaining they'd been overcharged or had a problem with the product they'd bought :fuckinghell:
I used all my charm and customer service training, apologising, refund, replacement, etc etc, and concluded with " is there anything else I can do for you today Sir?"...... to which I received the reply "no you can't, and it's Madam actually!" redface

ops: :oops:
can't blame me, she had a deeper voice than louis armstrong after a night chain smoking players navy cut untipped

8 Sep 2005

Before I moved into my new house the next door neighbour helped me with the garden, while there he had a coughing fit, I told him he would soon be in his grave with a cough like that!!!
A week later I was talking to his wife when she started coughing, and I told her what I had said to her husband a week before, she then told me he had passed away on the Wednesday, with a massive heart attack!!!!!
Now thats when you want the ground to open up and swallow you!!!
Luckily for me she was very understanding and said there was no way I should have known, but it still made me feel lousy.

8 Sep 2005

it cant be any worse than on Capital Radio's Flirty at this morning
The gays guy called asking them to ask this guy out for him and ended up finding out the guy he fancied was not gay.
oops
should be a laugh next time there are in the pub together