Embarrassment

16 Apr 2010

Ok we have all in our dark and distant past's made total cock's of ourselves,I have made my fair share, but reasently I have had contact with a groupe of lads that worked for me some time back, I used to run pub and night club door's in the north east, and with birthdays and other excuses for a night of drinking and for old men to be making fools of them selves, we have spent a bit of time together lately, and a lot of thing's from the past have raised there ugly heads,some that really shouldn't be repeated :twisted: but a couple of the lads have just droped in for a cupa, and last weekends chat was brought back up, and one thing that seemed to get every one laughing was my well, fuck up,it seemed like a good idea at the time, no it was a good idea at the time, many a disco dancing, blonde, fake taned, dolly fell victim to the power of the silky worm.
Ok get on with it! the embarrassing bit..... I had a batch of buisness cards made up which read
FIXER OR BROKEN HEARTS
AND SHATTERED DREAM
JOHN _ _ _ _ _ _
The Love Shack
Tel:- 1111
Right now you have all stoped sniggering there as to be some one that can beat that, what have you done in the dark and distant past you wish you hadn't
And I don't want any of the ladies saying they once had a card handed to them in a club and ----------

16 Apr 2010

nothing
lp

16 Apr 2010

I had a chinese banquet once when I was about 20. Met a bloke in a club in Liverpool later that night, he had a pretty big knob, I was a bit new to deep throat technique then and his cock went a bit too far down my throat and.. I threw up the whole of my earlier meal on him in bed!
Nice! confused

Never saw him after that....
He did leave me this lousy business card on the bed though when he left... lol

16 Apr 2010

Quote by BIoke
I had a chinese banquet once when I was about 20. Met a bloke in a club in Liverpool later that night, he had a pretty big knob, I was a bit new to deep throat technique then and his cock went a bit too far down my throat and.. I threw up the whole of my earlier meal on him in bed!
Nice!
Never saw him after that....
He did leave me this lousy business card on the bed though when he left...

OK no Blokes or ladies saying they once had a card handed to them in a club and ---------Trust you

16 Apr 2010

Not sure if this fits the bill or not, but will tell it anyway.... lol

I was about 19ish, cant be 100% sure of my exact age as it was so long ago. I went out, as I did almost every evening back then, to our local village pub. Had quite a few to drink and chatted up a young lady who I new, at the end of the evening we walked back to my house, where I lived at the time with my parents. We sneaked in very quietly and into the sitting room where we sat on the settee and snogged for some time, soon she had my trousers undone and my little fella out, she sat between my legs giving me a wonderful blow-job. to my great delight she took me all the way and then swallowed. with the combination of it being very late and quite a few drinks inside us both things went a little fuzzy at that point....... The very next thing I can remember was some where in the distance I heard the living room door shutting and some one walking up the stairs. As I woke up, there was my trousers, part way down, my little fella, flaccid now, but still hanging out of my underpants and the young lady fast asleep on her knees with her head rested next to my little fella. It was at this point that I realised that either my Mum or Dad had come down the stairs, probably to see where I was, and had walked into the living room, seen me and the young lady in the position described above and then gone back upstairs, without waking us up. I was very sheepish at breakfast the next morning, but who ever it was, Mum or Dad, they never ever mentioned it.