Ok we have all in our dark and distant past's made total cock's of ourselves,I have made my fair share, but reasently I have had contact with a groupe of lads that worked for me some time back, I used to run pub and night club door's in the north east, and with birthdays and other excuses for a night of drinking and for old men to be making fools of them selves, we have spent a bit of time together lately, and a lot of thing's from the past have raised there ugly heads,some that really shouldn't be repeated :twisted: but a couple of the lads have just droped in for a cupa, and last weekends chat was brought back up, and one thing that seemed to get every one laughing was my well, fuck up,it seemed like a good idea at the time, no it was a good idea at the time, many a disco dancing, blonde, fake taned, dolly fell victim to the power of the silky worm.
Ok get on with it! the embarrassing bit..... I had a batch of buisness cards made up which read
FIXER OR BROKEN HEARTS
AND SHATTERED DREAM
JOHN _ _ _ _ _ _
The Love Shack
Tel:- 1111
Right now you have all stoped sniggering there as to be some one that can beat that, what have you done in the dark and distant past you wish you hadn't
And I don't want any of the ladies saying they once had a card handed to them in a club and ----------