Epitaph

5 Nov 2004

Iv been forced to face my own mortality over the past week, due to a family crisis, and it got me thinking, If you could choose your own epitaph, what would it be?

5 Nov 2004

it would have to be the same as spike milligan
god rest his hilarious soul
i told you i was ill

5 Nov 2004

mine would be . . .
Look! it wasn't all my fault!
n x x x ;)

5 Nov 2004

No More Bollox cool

5 Nov 2004

Quote by teppic
it would have to be the same as spike milligan
god rest his hilarious soul
i told you i was ill

As I recall there was A thread about something like this or similar.
I too quoted Spike.
I told you I was Ill.
May he RIP

5 Nov 2004

WBB was here
now she has gone
she left her name
to turn you on

5 Nov 2004

This was the previous thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/21377.html

5 Nov 2004

Ooops that's not what I said.
although I do remember saying that somewhere confused

What I did say was this.
Not dead only sleeping.
So there.

5 Nov 2004

To my dearest children
I tried to be the father you wanted.
To my dearest wife
just once more my love
insert video.
select station.
select short play or long.
set time.
press record and pause together.

5 Nov 2004

Whoops, I guess it was the blue wire after all.

5 Nov 2004

She bounces no longer silly

hwoar:
Dawn :silly:

5 Nov 2004

Hmmmm, this is a hard one wink

I'm half serious about this as my epitaph:
'Touched everyone he met'
It can mean so many different things and I'd like to think that the reader would understand it to mean what pleased them best personally. :wink:
SA
XXX

5 Nov 2004

Mine has to be:

5 Nov 2004

And here's one for the mods lol

5 Nov 2004

He was irl, just how he came across in the forum.

5 Nov 2004

"Gone but not forgotten"
or
"She came, she saw, she bounced"

5 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster
He was irl, just how he came across in the forum.

that's a lie ......... you aint blummin' painted !!!!!!
well disappointed I was .... even bought a cream bum for the willephant!
:giggle:
Calista xx

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
He was irl, just how he came across in the forum.

that's a lie ......... you aint blummin' painted !!!!!!
well disappointed I was .... even bought a cream bum for the willephant!
:giggle:
Calista xx
Maybe one day !?!?!
If I ever get that figure back - you can have first attempt.

5 Nov 2004

R.I.P:Flirty Fruitcake - Now posting on the great SH Forum in the sky wink

Hey,just realised - its called Swinging HEAVEN :shock:

5 Nov 2004

He died peacefully in his sleep, unlike his 50 screaming passengers. rolleyes

5 Nov 2004

logged off
or if my mobile rings tell them il be back later