Erm..Errr...cant think of a title!!!

29 Apr 2005

Ok its not Malibu tonight its the old Kronenbourg :cheers: and Voddy drinkies

again

So what makes you chuckle?? rotflmao

:lol2: :grin:
Is it seeing a woman eating a banana? :rascal: Picking up a cucumber in the supermarket? :eeek: Or having a really really smelly fart? :crazy: Or Perhaps the sound the fart makes? :scared: Is it when you belch in public and make people turn around and look disgustingly at you?? :evil2: Is it talking about firemans poles and helmets perhaps? worship

hwoar: :rascal: :grin:
Or are me and Steve just childish??? :silly: :giggle: :haha:

29 Apr 2005

er have you two been drunking again ! well lucky for you I am too . now what was the question????!!!!!!!!!!

29 Apr 2005

A woman after my own heart there clare! :happy:
I love smutty inuendoe - there are certain songs which I can't listen to without smirking to because I think of alternative rude lyrics and everytime I see a woman on her own buying a pack of batteries! :twisted:
Roger the Dragon cool

29 Apr 2005

When a mate of ours saw a bloke buying a raw chicken and a pot of vaseline we had a good chuckle at that :giggle:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
When a mate of ours saw a bloke buying a raw chicken and a pot of vaseline we had a good chuckle at that :giggle:

:eeek: :eeek:
I'm with you on that one
:giggle:

29 Apr 2005

I can't help laughing when people buy toilet rolls .....and the bigger the packs the more I laugh! .......

29 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
I can't help laughing when people buy toilet rolls .....and the bigger the packs the more I laugh! .......

What you trying to say,we buy family packs :sparring:

29 Apr 2005

Every time someone goes through my checkout with the CLIT BANG cleaner I smirk...... cant help it

29 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
I can't help laughing when people buy toilet rolls .....and the bigger the packs the more I laugh! .......

We do that - when they are on offer I always reackon we are preparing for a nasty attack of dysentry. Unfortuneately I have a habit of saying this to the woman on the checkout! redface

Bulk buying prunes is another one that gives a chuckle. :shock:
Roger the Dragon cool

29 Apr 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40978.html
See above lol

30 Apr 2005

i love squeezeing the plums in the veg section and watching the tesco shelf staker boys go :shock:

30 Apr 2005

Seeing myself in the mirror at the gym (Thinking that must be jelly cause jam dont wobble that way)
Oh and women trying to drive and park there SUV's & 4x4's come to think of it most men as well !!! whats wrong with a micra?

30 Apr 2005

Seeing someone buying clingfilm makes me chuckle because I wonder if they are taking it to a similar party I went to where it was used to play with lol

:lol:

30 Apr 2005

This was before I moved to the wonderful UK.
I was with a girlfriend and her partner shopping at a busy drug store. We all strolled down the feminine hygiene aisle (did I spell that right?!) She stopped to browse through the various brands of feminine douches.
Her partner, becoming somewhat uncomfortable. He started to make his way further down the aisle, gazing at the fantastic florescent lighting. All of a sudden my girlfriend shouted our her boyfriends name. He turned around and she held up a douche box and bellowed.....
"Hey Baby, what flavour do you want tonight!"

30 Apr 2005

I'm just mean. I laugh when I see people trip or fall over. Especially kids. It makes my day. :twisted:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
This was before I moved to the wonderful UK.
I was with a girlfriend and her partner shopping at a busy drug store. We all strolled down the feminine hygiene aisle (did I spell that right?!) She stopped to browse through the various brands of feminine douches.
Her partner, becoming somewhat uncomfortable. He started to make his way further down the aisle, gazing at the fantastic florescent lighting. All of a sudden my girlfriend shouted our her boyfriends name. He turned around and she held up a douche box and bellowed.....
"Hey Baby, what flavour do you want tonight!"

I did something slightly (I think) less evil.
I was visiting a friend and we decided on a whim to play backgammon, but didn't have a set. So we go to Toys R Us to look for one.
At the checkout my friend notices the racks of batteries and picks up a pack of size D Duracells.
"Oh" says I, rather more loudly than strictly necessary, "I didn't realise it was that kind of 'toy' shop. Anyway, you'll need more than that hun, I'm feeling adventurous tonight." or words to that effect.
My friend's face turned a rather delicate shade of red, but the poor girl behind the till was positively beetroot. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: