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Quote by Sassy-Seren

until I can get some new ones wink

Just beautiful.
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Gunna try to take some classy snaps wink but unsure how to make them black and white... any tips????
To Stormy
when asking for advise please look further than the page your viewing you may just find something like this that may help (try page 4) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by X_fanny_x
*aruba aruba fuckwit alert*
Can someone remind me how to put a pic from my profile onto the forum plaese rolleyes
H.x

For Internet Explorer users:
Find the picture.
Right click on the image and go to properties.
You will see the Address (URL) of the image.
Highlight the address and copy it.
Go back to your post and paste in the address you've just copied.
Highlight this address and press the Img button.
For Netscape/Firefox users:
Find the pretty picture and right click it.
Choose the 'copy image location'
Paste it into your post
Highlight it and click the Img button.
You will notice that the image address will have two tags around them.
an then the address of the image and then a these are the key to linking to the image.
taken from http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
that way works
Quote by winchwench
A rather sexy young lady has pointed out that some people may prefer to post pictures anonymously, and it sounds like a good Idea to me. If you would prefer to post this way, simply pm the photo to me and I will stress about how to get it on the forum when I'm awake again biggrin
Lovely assistant,...er.....any idea how one would do that by any chance? rolleyes

You'd need to put it onto a photo hosting site- such as Photobucket, Mr Stormwalker sir.
Do you need me to take anything down for you sir?
You know, I cant help feeling I'm being hoisted on my own petard with this idea.
I can just see you with spectacles,your hair in a bun and a pair of tight white pants, stretched over......oh hang on, you don't wear em do you :doh:
Photobucket.....sounds complicated :huh: ...I think we may need a bigger hammer.
Quote by Stormwalker
A rather sexy young lady has pointed out that some people may prefer to post pictures anonymously, and it sounds like a good Idea to me. If you would prefer to post this way, simply pm the photo to me and I will stress about how to get it on the forum when I'm awake again biggrin
Lovely assistant,...er.....any idea how one would do that by any chance? rolleyes

You'd need to put it onto a photo hosting site- such as Photobucket, Mr Stormwalker sir.
Do you need me to take anything down for you sir?
You know, I cant help feeling I'm being hoisted on my own petard with this idea.
I can just see you with spectacles,your hair in a bun and a pair of tight white pants, stretched over......oh hang on, you don't wear em do you :doh:
Photobucket.....sounds complicated :huh: ...I think we may need a bigger hammer.
Will you two get a room!! Talk about da management hijacking their own thread. wink
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Quote by X_fanny_x
To Stormy
when asking for advise please look further than the page your viewing you may just find something like this that may help (try page 4) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Fanny Fanny Fanny my poor sweet girl,if only it were that simple....rolleyes
Um, is it that simple btw?
Quote by Stormwalker
To Stormy
when asking for advise please look further than the page your viewing you may just find something like this that may help (try page 4) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Fanny Fanny Fanny my poor sweet girl,if only it were that simple....rolleyes
Um, is it that simple btw?
Yup its easy peasy honest guv if i can do it (and i am rather dim) anyone can
Quote by westerross
A rather sexy young lady has pointed out that some people may prefer to post pictures anonymously, and it sounds like a good Idea to me. If you would prefer to post this way, simply pm the photo to me and I will stress about how to get it on the forum when I'm awake again biggrin
Lovely assistant,...er.....any idea how one would do that by any chance? rolleyes

You'd need to put it onto a photo hosting site- such as Photobucket, Mr Stormwalker sir.
Do you need me to take anything down for you sir?
You know, I cant help feeling I'm being hoisted on my own petard with this idea.
I can just see you with spectacles,your hair in a bun and a pair of tight white pants, stretched over......oh hang on, you don't wear em do you :doh:
Photobucket.....sounds complicated :huh: ...I think we may need a bigger hammer.
Will you two get a room!! Talk about da management hijacking their own thread. wink
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redface You're quit right Mr Tune, I'm so very sorry.
Miss Winch, my Office now please....I'm having trouble using my Dictaphone....
Quote by lyns
Gunna try to take some classy snaps wink but unsure how to make them black and white... any tips????

Most digital cameras have a black and white setting Lyns. You may have to root about in the manual for the relevant menu. Failing that, some/most photo software has a tool to change an existing image. No idea how though, magic most probably. dunno
Quote by Stormwalker
Gunna try to take some classy snaps wink but unsure how to make them black and white... any tips????

Most digital cameras have a black and white setting Lyns. You may have to root about in the manual for the relevant menu. Failing that, some/most photo software has a tool to change an existing image. No idea how though, magic most probably. dunno
Will dig out my magic wand then... :giggle:
Quote by Stormwalker
Miss Winch, my Office now please....I'm having trouble using my Dictaphone....

I wish you luck my friend!!
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In the interests of the thread, I've just been doing a little tinkering.
Mr Stormwalker sir, Hosting sites are quite simple, they simply act as an online holding place for your (non "porn"- erotic is ok) photos. You then simply copy & paste the code into the thread.
Lyns- this is a pic from last year I had on photobucket- it now has its own edit thing which I used to make it B/W
Quote by winchwench
Mr Stormwalker sir,....

This is no where near piratical enough fer my liking!! dunno
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please Mr Choon, will u take some classy B7W's of me :inlove:
Quote by westerross

Mr Stormwalker sir,....

This is no where near piratical enough fer my liking!! dunno
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There are many moods of Winchy....
If the be questioning me piratical credentials, Mr essence, the better be gettin prepared te eat yon tricorn, ye scurvy bilge rat!*
*I've been pondering posting a picture, and I think I might just do so.
Quote by winchwench
There are many moods of Winchy....
If the be questioning me piratical credentials, Mr essence, the better be gettin prepared te eat yon tricorn, ye scurvy bilge rat!*
*I've been pondering posting a picture, and I think I might just do so.

I just love it when you call me a bilge rat!!!
Quote by Bonedigger
please Mr Choon, will u take some classy B7W's of me :inlove:

Yes!
Avast!*
*Heregoes!

(Theres a story behind how I ended up on deck at midnight dressed like that with a camera, but no-one ever believes me!)
Quote by winchwench
Avast!*
*Heregoes!

(Theres a story behind how I ended up on deck at midnight dressed like that with a camera, but no-one ever believes me!)

Just so we don't get it wrong... A vast what??? :giggle:
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A vast cannon twixt my thighs, pointing in your direction.....
yes, it works
and
no, it doesn't fire blanks! lol
Quote by winchwench
A vast cannon twixt my thighs, pointing in your direction.....
yes, it works
and
no, it doesn't fire blanks! lol

I'd be convinced if it wasn't pointing to somewhere behind yer ass but all the same it paints a pretty picture.
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Quote by winchwench
In the interests of the thread, I've just been doing a little tinkering.
Mr Stormwalker sir, Hosting sites are quite simple, they simply act as an online holding place for your (non "porn"- erotic is ok) photos. You then simply copy & paste the code into the thread.
Lyns- this is a pic from last year I had on photobucket- it now has its own edit thing which I used to make it B/W

Thanks winch, I had a go with a few other pics and the photo bucket edit worked for me cheers :thumbup:
Quote by winchwench

Oh my God Wenchy sillyhwoar: Fan-TAS-tic!!!
Yep Cherry, it's a great photo isn't it.
She's one hot lady for sure, is our Winchy! If her saloon girl costume is anywhere near as hot then something tells me the campfire will be redundant!!

Like this? biggrin
Fee
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Quote by MrFC
my mrs........FC......
I've just cum over all funny now! :wanker:
This is going to be a tough call when the voting starts... some VERY sexy ladies!!
Quote by noladreams30
This is going to be a tough call when the voting starts... some VERY sexy ladies!!

Yes, all the photos are great - I was going to have a go, but there's no way I'd come up to this standard, so I'll just be a voter instead.
It would be nice to see some fellas on here though!
lol
Thanks for the compliments guys.....although I really don't think mine comes under erotic...
anyway...I'm on Cherrys side..
Wheres the beefcake????? :twisted: