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Erotic photography competition.?

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Quote by poshkate
This space should have been full of artfully taken erotic nude photos of Fire, but apparently she was having a Fat day and all were deemed unsuitable for publication. lol
Gents, a word of advice if I may.........
Apparently agreeing with with your wife is not always the very best option in certain situations....exclaiming "How much cellulite"!!! ain't a smart move either rolleyes

tell you what Stormy.......send me the pics and I'll make a decision smile
I fear such a move may well be the death of me Kate :lol: Though she is using one of the pictures as an avatar at the moment :roll: It's small she said so no one will notice biggrin
Quote by splendid_
oi smackbottom you are all bloody heart you aren't you ?
ffs.....
stormy -you know who to send them to and it aint kate.

I'll ask, who knows what she will say... lol
Quote by splendid_
stormy -you know who to send them to and it aint kate.

you're just jealous you didn't think of it first :lol2:
oh and fire your new avatar looks lovely kiss
Quote by splendid_
stormy -you know who to send them to and it aint kate.

Quote by poshkate
you're just jealous you didn't think of it first :lol2:

yeah...and do you want to make sommink of that? redface
Quote by that witch
oh and fire your new avatar looks lovely kiss
creep
Thank you Kate redface and will you all stop talking about me as if I'm not here evil Do it tommorrow, when I'm not here wink
Quote by poshkate

stormy -you know who to send them to and it aint kate.

you're just jealous you didn't think of it first :lol2:
oh and fire your new avatar looks lovely kiss
Oooh I do like that avatar too fire ... very classy - I'm envious
innocent
Mrs Classy
Well I like dimpled cheeks! :rascal:
You look great Fire kiss
Is this art lol
I think it's more the AUP you should be asking about :thumbup:
Didn't recognise the other half from that angle Donna :giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Acceptable Use Policy- which would point you in this direction.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
HTH.

Even Missy is confused over this...
But, then again, I suspect Missy is confused over lots of things.. wink
Mr Stormwalker, Sir. I put on my secretary spectacles, hitched up my skirt & climbed the ladder to the dusty top shelf. I found this for clarification....would you mind if I tale a few moments off to straighten myself up ? You see I broke one of my long red fingernails & snagged my seamed stockings while I was up there. redface
Admin Peeps Wrote:
5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
Your Avatar is the little picture you can upload to your profile that will end up next to each post you make. It will also be seen on your forum profile page. You can post more or less whatever you like in the Photo Ads section of this site, and you are more than welcome to link to any ads you have in your signature but please:
1. No cocks or kebabs in either posts or avatars.
2. On topic pics are allowed, but not random posting of them (tautology)
3. If a Moderator regards the pics as being inappropriate, they will be removed.
revised by admin 9th March 2006
Quote by Stormwalker
Acceptable Use Policy- which would point you in this direction.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
HTH.

Even Missy is confused over this...
But, then again, I suspect Missy is confused over lots of things.. wink
You leave Missy out of this!!! lol
Quote by winchwench
Mr Stormwalker, Sir. I put on my secretary spectacles, hitched up my skirt & climbed the ladder to the dusty top shelf. I found this for clarification....would you mind if I tale a few moments off to straighten myself up ? You see I broke one of my long red fingernails & snagged my seamed stockings while I was up there. redface
Admin Peeps Wrote:
5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
Your Avatar is the little picture you can upload to your profile that will end up next to each post you make. It will also be seen on your forum profile page. You can post more or less whatever you like in the Photo Ads section of this site, and you are more than welcome to link to any ads you have in your signature but please:
1. No cocks or kebabs in either posts or avatars.
2. On topic pics are allowed, but not random posting of them (tautology)
3. If a Moderator regards the pics as being inappropriate, they will be removed.
revised by admin 9th March 2006

Good work Miss Winch...
However, your serious flaunting of the dress code will require some modest correctional activity....now where the hell are Parcelforce with my St Andrews cross
Quote by Sarah
Acceptable Use Policy- which would point you in this direction.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
HTH.

Even Missy is confused over this...
But, then again, I suspect Missy is confused over lots of things.. wink
You leave Missy out of this!!! lol
Nope!, I insist on a Missy entry.... :inlove:

ok i dont do pics very well and have no photo editor thingy so this will have to do
Earthy x
St Andrews cross?
Oh dear, I haven't upset him, have I? redface
Quote by winchwench
Mr Stormwalker, Sir. I put on my secretary spectacles, hitched up my skirt & climbed the ladder to the dusty top shelf. I found this for clarification....would you mind if I tale a few moments off to straighten myself up ? You see I broke one of my long red fingernails & snagged my seamed stockings while I was up there. redface
Admin Peeps Wrote:
5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
Your Avatar is the little picture you can upload to your profile that will end up next to each post you make. It will also be seen on your forum profile page. You can post more or less whatever you like in the Photo Ads section of this site, and you are more than welcome to link to any ads you have in your signature but please:
1. No cocks or kebabs in either posts or avatars.
2. On topic pics are allowed, but not random posting of them (tautology)
3. If a Moderator regards the pics as being inappropriate, they will be removed.
revised by admin 9th March 2006

Yeah but on one of the other photo competition threads - can't remember whether it was bums or thighs or summat, there were some phenomenally intimidating cocks! :shock: In the shower they were - I think Bloke was the perpetrator! :shock:
Stopped me posting fer at least two pages until they were well outta the way!
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I think I saw that thread when I was looking for the link..........looks like all the "talet" had been removed though lol
The return of the fanny-fluff! Maybe the bucket bunch will miss it this time!
Quote by winchwench

Keep this image in mind, Traything. That cannon could be the last thing you see :dry:

Winchy..... sillyhwoar:
wink
Not very erotic but new tonight!
wave stormy sir
when do we get to perv redface i mean vote on the sexy pics
i still got some a coming redface silly men giving women a choice took me forever to choose