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When is the closing date ofr this???
And can I be a judge please??
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The closing date is 20th May Sarah and you can't judge if you're in it cool and of course you WILL be in it, won't you :twisted: I think Stormy is thinking of a poll thingy so we may have to do round's especially if people submit more than one photo.....unless anyone who knows what they're doing abit better can suggest alternatives????
Quote by firelizard
The closing date is 20th May Sarah and you can't judge if you're in it cool and of course you WILL be in it, won't you :twisted: I think Stormy is thinking of a poll thingy so we may have to do round's especially if people submit more than one photo.....unless anyone who knows what they're doing abit better can suggest alternatives????

Actually, I was thinking of a pleasant little diversion of minimum rules and regulations to celebrate the human form in all it's glory and show how easy it is to break the cockshot and kebab stereotype, whilst satisfying my basic need to perv the naked female form.
It's all getting away from me fast sad
Righto.....where's me cameraman? :twisted:
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Righto.....where's me cameraman? :twisted:

I got a cameraphone, if that will do....but i dont have a willy im afraid......
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Righto.....where's me cameraman? :twisted:

I got a cameraphone, if that will do....but i dont have a willy im afraid......
who said you need one? innocent
So what are we doing then? Posting thingies in here?
Is anyone going to collect 'em, number 'em and organise a poll - or are you just gonna perve Stormie?
Guess who's got one to post. rolleyes
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So what are we doing then? Posting thingies in here?
Is anyone going to collect 'em, number 'em and organise a poll - or are you just gonna perve Stormie?
Guess who's got one to post. rolleyes
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You can send it to me, for checking :P
Quote by westerross
So what are we doing then? Posting thingies in here?
Is anyone going to collect 'em, number 'em and organise a poll - or are you just gonna perve Stormie?
Guess who's got one to post. rolleyes
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Short answer, no bloody idea... dunno
Slightly more helpful answer (maybe)..just post the picks in this thread along with a number eg tune 1, tune 2, etc. and well sort a poll or some other vote at the end. I have had, and am having a right shit of a week, that looks like it will not be getting any better soon. We are also in London for 2 days Tuesday and Wednesday...so it will have to simmer along by itself till then.
Any questions,please ask my lovely assistant...
lovely Assistant required urgently...apply within
OK - then here's a starter.
My beautiful Angelica.
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OK - then here's a starter.
My beautiful Angelica.

Perfect... :thumbup:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well done Tune and Anglica
Nice photo Choon and Angelica :thumbup:
though, you do realise that next time we have lunch, my mind will be wandering to a certain past of your anatomy redface
makes a change from ogling your tits instead I guess :giggle:
Lovely pic guys :thumbup:

Humor is art after all wink
Thanks for the nice comments. :cheers:
I have more but I think a bit of variety is needed on this thread now - don't you agree?
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Thanks for the nice comments. :cheers:
I have more but I think a bit of variety is needed on this thread now - don't you agree?
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Will leave that to the more photogenic people - all my pictures are old now anyway.
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Humor is art after all wink

Love it!
Hope yer girlie didn't get tyred doing that session.
redface surprisedops: :oops: bolt
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Quote by woohoo

Humor is art after all wink

Thats what they call Living Art ya know!!! lol
Lovely pics both.......
>>>>Officially appointed lovely assistant :smug:
Devoting the afternoon to cooking, drinking, and contemplating photo competition logistics. So never fear, Winchy's on the case! :scared:
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Humor is art after all wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think halfords should start selling bike stands like that redface
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Humor is art after all wink

lol I like it...but with a bit of forethought you could have spun the wheel a bit and got the flash bouncing off the reflector round the other side....giving the old Colgate ring of confidence effect :lol:
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Humor is art after all wink

lol I like it...but with a bit of forethought you could have spun the wheel a bit and got the flash bouncing off the reflector round the other side....giving the old Colgate ring of confidence effect :lol:
and a sore arse! :shock:
Imagine trying to explain THOSE burns in A&E! rotflmao
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the flash bouncing off the reflector round the other side....giving the old Colgate ring of confidence effect lol

ffs it would have looked like she had just farted :lol: :lol:
any closing date?
I have something in the pipeline but it will be a few days before pics get took
*aruba aruba fuckwit alert*
Can someone remind me how to put a pic from my profile onto the forum plaese rolleyes
H.x
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*aruba aruba fuckwit alert*
Can someone remind me how to put a pic from my profile onto the forum plaese rolleyes
H.x

For Internet Explorer users:
Find the picture.
Right click on the image and go to properties.
You will see the Address (URL) of the image.
Highlight the address and copy it.
Go back to your post and paste in the address you've just copied.
Highlight this address and press the Img button.
For Netscape/Firefox users:
Find the pretty picture and right click it.
Choose the 'copy image location'
Paste it into your post
Highlight it and click the Img button.
You will notice that the image address will have two tags around them.
an then the address of the image and then a these are the key to linking to the image.
taken from http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
that way works hx (not for the comp btw)
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Oooh good!! :bounce: Its about time we did something with our pics Stormy rolleyes I'm not as svelte as I used to be redface


Usage notes
Used mainly as a compliment, whereas words like thin and skinny could be used in negative connotations.
ya got gorgeous curves hun smile
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