Sit down, crooss your legs, fold your hands in front of you, feel the power, relax your mind and then ohmmmmmmmm. By the time you have done all that you'll probably be to tired to write.
I have the same problem Blue . Silky has bloody loads of em on our site and loves writig them . I have only one , and I wasn't all that happy with that . Trouble is no matter how hard you try the decriptive words always start to sound cliched and cringeworthy . I feel yer pain .and guess somethings just cant be written down the way you feel em .
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Maybe writing on a computer is just too sterile for you. Have you tried writing it down first with a pen and paper? Use it as a rough edit of what you'll end up typing, maybe then the story will flow....
(note to younger viewers.... a "pen" and "paper" is old-speek 4 wot we had when us lot were younger...)
Seriously now.
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Alway go from the known to the unknown. Imagine that you tell your story to someone you value. Tell it in your own words, don't try to copy. Once a chapter is written read it through and try to improve on it.
By the way it does not matter if it sounds rubbish to begin with you can rephrase till you like the sound of it yourself before showing it to anybody.
Its a bit like writing jokes . When you say them outloud theyre funny but written down they dont seem to work . Like wise if you write " take out your cock and fuck me hard in the ass" it sounds like a script from a bad blue movie , but when you say it out loud .........................:-)
there once was a girl from Nantucket.....
Flange??????
thats blown it what rhymes with that