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Just a whinge... ignore me if you like (you usually do wink )....
I've been trying to write an erotic story all day and have got nowhere rolleyes . I've concluded that I just do not have a very good imagination, but seeing as I've been trying to write one based on personal experience, it would seem that all I need to do is write what happened..... but I still can't do it confused . My Word doc still contains zero words and I'm getting well pissed off :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I won't be giving up the day job any time soon to become a famous novelist :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
There are shed loads of stories in the stories section. So if you are one of those who writes them, have you any tips you could pass on????? smile
Quote by bluexxx
Just a whinge... ignore me if you like (you usually do wink )....
I've been trying to write an erotic story all day and have got nowhere rolleyes . I've concluded that I just do not have a very good imagination, but seeing as I've been trying to write one based on personal experience, it would seem that all I need to do is write what happened..... but I still can't do it confused . My Word doc still contains zero words and I'm getting well pissed off :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I won't be giving up the day job any time soon to become a famous novelist :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
There are shed loads of stories in the stories section. So if you are one of those who writes them, have you any tips you could pass on????? smile
lol just go off your past expeinces and change the names lol
I have only written one story and don't have the nerve to put it on Swinging Heaven for all to see. Only 3 people have read it redface
I am hoping to have a nother go over the next few weeks.
I find I think for a few weeks about where I want the story to go and who I want to be in it. Work out the basics so to speak, before I even try to type anything. Once I am happy with my thoughts then I decide to put it down in words as such.
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I have only written one story and don't have the nerve to put it on Swinging Heaven for all to see. Only 3 people have read it redface
I am hoping to have a nother go over the next few weeks.
I find I think for a few weeks about where I want the story to go and who I want to be in it. Work out the basics so to speak, before I even try to type anything. Once I am happy with my thoughts then I decide to put it down in words as such.
mr n/e volenteers to be in it ," go on dawn plse" ya can call the story ,,,,,,,,,,,,the crack of dawn lol
Blue, anyone who can speak can write (as long as they're not illiterate) If you can or have held an audience's attention with little antidotes now and again then you can write.
Write it like you're relating the events back to someone close to you, it'll have personality and depth to it.
Good luck. Can't wait to read it, hope we get to see it wink
Quote by Libra+Love
Blue, anyone who can speak can write (as long as they're not illiterate) If you can or have held an audience's attention with little antidotes now and again then you can write.
Write it like you're relating the events back to someone close to you, it'll have personality and depth to it.
Good luck. Can't wait to read it, hope we get to see it wink

Libra do you mean anecdotes?
Quote by freckledbird
Blue, anyone who can speak can write (as long as they're not illiterate) If you can or have held an audience's attention with little antidotes now and again then you can write.
Write it like you're relating the events back to someone close to you, it'll have personality and depth to it.
Good luck. Can't wait to read it, hope we get to see it wink

Libra do you mean anecdotes?
That's the one. Thanks Bev.
See Blue, they still know what ya mean :wink:
Sit down, crooss your legs, fold your hands in front of you, feel the power, relax your mind and then ohmmmmmmmm. By the time you have done all that you'll probably be to tired to write.
I have the same problem Blue . Silky has bloody loads of em on our site and loves writig them . I have only one , and I wasn't all that happy with that . Trouble is no matter how hard you try the decriptive words always start to sound cliched and cringeworthy . I feel yer pain .and guess somethings just cant be written down the way you feel em .
G
Maybe writing on a computer is just too sterile for you. Have you tried writing it down first with a pen and paper? Use it as a rough edit of what you'll end up typing, maybe then the story will flow....
(note to younger viewers.... a "pen" and "paper" is old-speek 4 wot we had when us lot were younger...)
Seriously now.
1. Header
2. Body
3. Footer
Alway go from the known to the unknown. Imagine that you tell your story to someone you value. Tell it in your own words, don't try to copy. Once a chapter is written read it through and try to improve on it.
By the way it does not matter if it sounds rubbish to begin with you can rephrase till you like the sound of it yourself before showing it to anybody.
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Trouble is no matter how hard you try the decriptive words always start to sound cliched and cringeworthy .

Exactly :thumbup: ... glad it's not just me who has a problem with descriptives rolleyes
Trouble is, I wrote a 60,000 word PhD thesis three years ago. I write articles for scientific journals regularly (OK, now and again, when I'm not on here :roll: wink ). I have publications in the academic domain. I am expected to be good with words. I thought that writing a sexy story would be a breeze and I could knock one out (so to speak :wink: ) in a matter of minutes. But what I normally write are cold, hard facts. When I try and get descriptive it all turns to rat shit! :roll:
I think what Steph and others have said about re-living the experience is a good idea. Thanks smile . I know exactly what experience I want to write about and I have just explained it in words to Denise. So... I know what I want to say! I also have some pics of the event that I want to illustrate it with on Blinkz :twisted: . When I've written it, as well as posting it on my Blinkz site, I will post it on SH stories for you all to read.....
But be warned.... I may be some time confused :? :?
Its a bit like writing jokes . When you say them outloud theyre funny but written down they dont seem to work . Like wise if you write " take out your cock and fuck me hard in the ass" it sounds like a script from a bad blue movie , but when you say it out loud .........................:-)
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if you write " take out your cock and fuck me hard in the ass" it sounds like a script from a bad blue movie , but when you say it out loud .........................:-)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well wish me luck. I'm going to pour myself a large Baileys and have another shot at it. I'm thinking alcohol might help here :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Head down to your local charity shop, buy a tattered copy of Mills & Boon and jazz it up a little for today's audience and hey presto! wink
Hey, two hours and half a litre of Baileys later, I've finally written a story! :bounce:
Have a read lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-6540.html
Mills and Boon my arse! :haha:
Quote by bluexxx
Hey, two hours and half a litre of Baileys later, I've finally written a story! :bounce:
Have a read lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-6540.html
Mills and Boon my arse! :haha:

OK.. WHO authorised that story?
:shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fantastic story Blue, really horny, and I could just picture you both having loads of fun.
However, as SexySteph says, all we need now are the pictures lol
Not much help coming from me redface bluexx Soz, but good luck, have fun and both of us looking forward to sitting down, with pipes and slippers to read your masterpiece, as i am sure it will be wink.
how about taking a pen and paperwith you on your next visit to a swinging club and take notes biggrin
No time for pens and paper, hornyred very busy wink
there once was a girl from Nantucket.....
There once was a girl dressed in Orange
Oh Bollox!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol:
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There once was a girl dressed in Orange
Oh Bollox!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

........who said " look at my flange.............."
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There once was a girl dressed in Orange
Oh Bollox!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

........who said " look at my flange.............."
on this site????????
Flange??????
thats blown it what rhymes with that
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Fantastic story Blue, really horny, and I could just picture you both having loads of fun.
However, as SexySteph says, all we need now are the pictures lol

Just click on the Blinkz link on my siggy..... you don't need to join or anything. You'll see the same story complete with pics on the first page :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Just a whinge... ignore me if you like (you usually do wink )....
I've been trying to write an erotic story all day and have got nowhere rolleyes . I've concluded that I just do not have a very good imagination, but seeing as I've been trying to write one based on personal experience, it would seem that all I need to do is write what happened..... but I still can't do it confused . My Word doc still contains zero words and I'm getting well pissed off :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I won't be giving up the day job any time soon to become a famous novelist :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
There are shed loads of stories in the stories section. So if you are one of those who writes them, have you any tips you could pass on????? smile

Just relax,chill out and it will soon start to flow.
Maybe if you have a friend who lives local to you they could pop over and give you a helping hand to chat about some of your previous experiences or fantasies(with the writinfg that is)to get your creative juices flowing.
I have posted quite a few on the swinging heaven site,some real and some fantasy and I enjoy the feedback which makes me carry on and write more.
Once again good luck and happy typing. biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
Hey, two hours and half a litre of Baileys later, I've finally written a story! :bounce:
Have a read lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-6540.html
Mills and Boon my arse! :haha:

Well done Blue..... very sexy story there!
smile
Quote by pb4u
Maybe if you have a friend who lives local to you they could pop over and give you a helping hand to chat about some of your previous experiences or fantasies(with the writinfg that is)to get your creative juices flowing.

I have no friends :uhoh: ... but I do have a story :bounce: