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0 likes 24 Nov 2007

Well we went last night (Friday) Our first. What a great night we had.. Dita Von Tease put on an amazing show.. and we got to meet her very briefly as she left and she is stunning absolutely stunning. The people everywhere, traders the public alike were absolutely the most friendly you could meet anywhere.
Spend a fortune on everything but think it well spent... bargains everywhere!
Brilliant night... Recommended to anyone.
Mike x

0 likes 24 Nov 2007

I went this afternoon and it was just brilliant. Enjoyed it so you`ve never been make sure you either go tomorrow or book a ticket next year when it comes round again.

0 likes 24 Nov 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I went this afternoon and it was just brilliant. Enjoyed it so you`ve never been make sure you either go tomorrow or book a ticket next year when it comes round again.

Totally agree...
Totally not what we expected... far better.!
Would be nicer if we lived local mind lol.. But made a day of it anyway and covered a few of the sights today before heading back tonight.
Anyone else been... Would love to hear your thoughts too..
Mike x

Warming the Bed

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Our first Erotica & loved it, despite the lady on swinging heaven stand not letting me in the Hot Tub - not warmed up apparently!! As it was Saturday pm & our tub warms up outside in 24 hours I reckon she just didnt want me getting my kit off :shock: Fair Enough I suppose.
Only complaint I would make would be the cost @ £25 a ticket, so after a train/tube ticket each (only an hour away) & entry we had alread spent over a hundred quid, now for us thats not a huge problem but might put off a lot of potential visitors & I guess the traders who are presumably paying big bucks for floor space would rather we had more in our pockets to spend. Off to the NEC motorcycle show tommorow at only £15 each to get in (busy weekend for us)
Hightlights were Becky & Donovan, people watching from the coffe shop & the chocolate fountain mmmm!!!
Will be back next year.

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Went to Erotica yesterday, and wasn't all that impressed
Went to one of the seminars, it seemed a little half hearted, to interaction with each other or the crowd, it seems that maybe the stalls have been priced out of being able to justify going, and as a result, there was a lot of replication in goods offered.
Went past one stall, and the guy there stopped me and my friend and said "would you like a free copy of SH magazine?"
So of course we stopped, and he looked at my friend and said "you will particularly like this edition, it features BBW's"
As well as being tactless, which he then compounded by saying "but you are the most beautiful one I have seen", my friend, like myself, don't particularly like the term 'BBW', it is a label, it pigeonholes people, and is a term that assumes because someone is of larger build, thats automatically what they are, why can't a person just be that, a person, irrespective of any physical attributes?
For a scene that is allegedly 'open minded' it has very narrow views, and doesn't allow for people to just be themselves
The guy on the stand then looked at me, and said "where do you do your swinging?" I replied Premier Travel Inn" to which he asked "where is that then?"
Definitely a better effort could have been made, both with the promotion of the magazine at Erotica, and the event itself

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Essex, was the man a representative of SH?

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Alot of them are just paid promotion people on yet another assignment/job. It`s probably something that they have no clue about but they just stand there, smile and do their best (and put their foot in it in some cases!)

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Cash-Cow...
my thoughts after Essex's and HP's posts.
lp

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Essex, was the man a representative of SH?

Stupidly, I didn't ask, we was so bemused, we just walked away
But there was 2 people there, a male and a female, on the SH/Symbios stand, both of them handing out magazines, and chatting with those that wandered by

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by essex34m
Essex, was the man a representative of SH?

Stupidly, I didn't ask, we was so bemused, we just walked away
But there was 2 people there, a male and a female, on the SH/Symbios stand, both of them handing out magazines, and chatting with those that wandered by
It might be something to do with this thread confused

confused

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/204561.html

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

It's quite likely that he'll read it Flower, if he's the person in the link Sarah posted. Let's hope he does think carefully next time!

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
Well we went last night (Friday) Our first. What a great night we had.. Dita Von Tease put on an amazing show.. and we got to meet her very briefly as she left and she is stunning absolutely stunning. The people everywhere, traders the public alike were absolutely the most friendly you could meet anywhere.
Spend a fortune on everything but think it well spent... bargains everywhere!
Brilliant night... Recommended to anyone.
Mike x
Love to know what the bargains were :
Plim :?

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by Plimboy
Well we went last night (Friday) Our first. What a great night we had.. Dita Von Tease put on an amazing show.. and we got to meet her very briefly as she left and she is stunning absolutely stunning. The people everywhere, traders the public alike were absolutely the most friendly you could meet anywhere.
Spend a fortune on everything but think it well spent... bargains everywhere!
Brilliant night... Recommended to anyone.
Mike x
Love to know what the bargains were :
Plim :?

Depends what you were buying and if you buy normally as such... We found a few things, toys, corsets shoes we even spoke to one couple who had bought 3 pairs of thigh high boots for just
Even if they are crap which they didn't seem to be they were a bargain in anyones eyes plim!! The shoes we bought were half what we normally pay along with some very deep suspender belts.. very very inexpensive!
We nearly went back today lol...
Mike x

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
Well we went last night (Friday) Our first. What a great night we had.. Dita Von Tease put on an amazing show.. and we got to meet her very briefly as she left and she is stunning absolutely stunning. The people everywhere, traders the public alike were absolutely the most friendly you could meet anywhere.
Spend a fortune on everything but think it well spent... bargains everywhere!
Brilliant night... Recommended to anyone.
Mike x
Love to know what the bargains were :
Plim :?

Depends what you were buying and if you buy normally as such... We found a few things, toys, corsets shoes we even spoke to one couple who had bought 3 pairs of thigh high boots for just
Even if they are crap which they didn't seem to be they were a bargain in anyones eyes plim!! The shoes we bought were half what we normally pay along with some very deep suspender belts.. very very inexpensive!
We nearly went back today lol...
Mike x
i have paid betweeen 60 and 100 quid for each pair of my thigh boots sounds like a bargain maybe plim wasnt into buying heels though lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike rolleyes

rolleyes

However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me! hump

hump

wink

pink x

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

i rember u telling me about them pink
he he he he

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

ok have to ask what are swinging pants

I was wondering the same thing confused

confused

:
I keep thinking about Trevor and Simon off Live and Kicking, doing their 'swing your pants' song in the singing corner, but i am pretty sure Pinks pants are nothing to do with that lol

lol

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:
Winey and Warmer - Simple answer - Pants worn whilst swinging loon

loon

:lol2:
p.s. Only one lucky lady got to see them in the pub, just a snippet mind, not the full amazing sight :hunk:

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

oh why did i have to leave so bloody early, not to see blue in his pants you understand lol

lol

just i missed all the fun :cry:
so they are just normal pants with the words swinging on them then.........
bolt

bolt

Sex God

0 likes 25 Nov 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
oh why did i have to leave so bloody early, not to see blue in his pants you understand just i missed all the fun :cry:
so they are just normal pants with the words swinging on them then.........

some people rolleyes

rolleyes

Sex God

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:
Winey and Warmer - Simple answer - Pants worn whilst swinging loon

loon

:lol2:
p.s. Only one lucky lady got to see them in the pub, just a snippet mind, not the full amazing sight :hunk:
were they "deckchair" color to match his shirt.... :roll:

Sex God

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

Quote by markz
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:
Winey and Warmer - Simple answer - Pants worn whilst swinging loon

loon

:lol2:
p.s. Only one lucky lady got to see them in the pub, just a snippet mind, not the full amazing sight :hunk:
were they "deckchair" color to match his shirt.... :roll:
Markz, they were even more deckchair striped than his shirt with amazing colours in - for anyone at Erotica as you came down the excalator a mannequin was modelling them, orange stripey boxers
oh and btw :roll:
pink x

Sex God

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

Quote by markz
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:
Winey and Warmer - Simple answer - Pants worn whilst swinging loon

loon

:lol2:
p.s. Only one lucky lady got to see them in the pub, just a snippet mind, not the full amazing sight :hunk:
were they "deckchair" color to match his shirt.... :roll:
coming from the man who was trying to dress like Tom Cruise! :roll:

Sex God

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
coming from the man who was trying to dress like Tom Cruise!

Nooooo
Whats even worse is that Tom Cruise trys to dress like markz :roll:

Sex God

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:
Winey and Warmer - Simple answer - Pants worn whilst swinging loon

loon

:lol2:
p.s. Only one lucky lady got to see them in the pub, just a snippet mind, not the full amazing sight :hunk:
were they "deckchair" color to match his shirt.... :roll:
coming from the man who was trying to dress like Tom Cruise! :roll:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: touche

Sex God

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

Quote by Sarah
Essex, was the man a representative of SH?

Stupidly, I didn't ask, we was so bemused, we just walked away
But there was 2 people there, a male and a female, on the SH/Symbios stand, both of them handing out magazines, and chatting with those that wandered by
It might be something to do with this thread confused

confused

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/204561.html
I have just had a pm from someone who says my comments (all 9 words) here are "offensive and unfair", I stand by my comments and re state it might be something to do with the stated thread. No way do I say it is.
Clearly I seem to have touched a raw nerve.
Hey ho life goes on..........

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

I don't think I could turn those words into an offensive anagram FFS! blink

blink

Let alone take offence at them as they are.

Orgasminator

0 likes 26 Nov 2007

We thoroughly enjoyed Erotica and thought that it has improved over the last couple of years where there had been a decline in the quantity of exhibitors and overall atmosphere.
Yes, Erotica is expensive, but there are bargains to be had.
But there aren't many venues where you can see such a wide and varied range of items all under one roof.
We did buy a couple of things for the house. But we were also able to fuel the imagination by seeing things close up for future ideas biggrin

biggrin

Sex God

0 likes 28 Nov 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me!
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused

confused

:
Winey and Warmer - Simple answer - Pants worn whilst swinging loon

loon

:lol2:
p.s. Only one lucky lady got to see them in the pub, just a snippet mind, not the full amazing sight :hunk:
were they "deckchair" color to match his shirt.... :roll:
coming from the man who was trying to dress like Tom Cruise! :roll:
yeah I did a bit didn't I....still better than the dustbin man look you went for..... :roll: